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Old February 13 2014, 04:29 PM   #46
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Re: TNG Caption This! 346: Lovey Dovey

Captain's Log: I definitely need a new first officer, this one is just full of himself.
RIKER:Youre eyes are as mysterious as the stars!
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Old February 13 2014, 05:55 PM   #47
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Re: TNG Caption This! 346: Lovey Dovey

Thanks for the win from two weeks ago!

Minuet: "Will?"
Riker: "Yes?"
Minuet: "Can you do me one favour?"
Riker: "For you, anything."
Minuet: "Can you tell your Captain to zip up his pants?"

Worf: "I love it when you cosplay as a Vulcan and get all emotionless in bed..."
K'Eylehr: "I don't cos... You son of a bitch! You've been sleeping with that slut Selar!"

Crusher: "You can let go of my hand now Jean Luc, it's beginning to hurt... Jean Luc?"
Picard: "Try saying croissant once more Beverly..."

Geordi: "I must be doing something right! The last time we had a date in a caption contest. You'd already had SOS tattooed on the soles of your feet by now!"

Data: "Eau de WD40. I've got a date with a couple of sparkplugs tonight. They're twins, and are really hot with lubejobs. Don't wait up, losers!"
"Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."

Anime @ MyReviewer
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Old February 14 2014, 06:09 PM   #48
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Thanks ftw Leadhead!

Captain's Personal Log: Just for fun, I've rigged the holodeck to create Riker's latest light and photons girlfriend to be based exactly on his mother as a young woman.

Dorn: You know, considering Klingons are popular and frequently recurring characters you'd think the tight wads with their hands on the budget strings would pimp for new uniforms rather than make us wear decade old ones!

Plakson: It's alright for you, I'm in Maltz' cosutme!

Picard: Are you sure you don't have a little French in you?

Beverly: No.

Picard: Would you like some?

Beverly: I don't fall for that joke a third time!

Geordi: I hope this goes better than my time on the Holodeck with that projection that turned out to be based on Riker's mom.

Riker: Wait... what they hell? What sort of a world have we created where bingo has outlasted aphrodisiacs?
It's the début of King Grimlock in my look at: Mechanical Difficulties! Part 1
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Old February 14 2014, 06:18 PM   #49
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Re: TNG Caption This! 346: Lovey Dovey

HENSHAW: Sorry, Geordi. I'm a lesbian.

GEORDI: Computer, end program Laforge-Henshaw 1. And find out who keeps hacking my holo files!!!!
The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
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Old February 14 2014, 07:50 PM   #50
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Re: TNG Caption This! 346: Lovey Dovey

Picard: "I'm sorry, Beverly, but I'm already my ship."
Crusher: "But, Jean Luc, there are things I can give you that the ship can't."
Picard: "No, that was only true before the holodecks were installed."
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
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Old February 18 2014, 05:52 AM   #51
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New Contest is up!
Thanks to Nerys Myk for my awesome avatar!

Check out the Caption contests in the TOS, TNG and Movies I-X forums!
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