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Old February 8 2014, 03:15 AM   #1
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DS9 Caption Context 87: Station of Looooooove

I spoke with Ln X, who had been doing the DS9 contests, and asked if the DS9 captions were suspended. He said he had lost interest and said I could 'take over'. This isn't a coup -- if someone else wants to do it they're welcome to join in -- but I like DS9 too much to let its forum go captionless!

So, some winners!



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BASHIR: Worf,we're chaperones at a high school prom. You don't have the authority to kill a kid for spiking the punch!
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Odo: I excrete myself into this cup and then drink it.
Garak: I'm going to find another seat.
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Weyoun: Gentlemen, gentlemen! Let's not be hasty! I'm sure Jake had no idea he insulted you just now.
Jake: You mean when I said "Your heads resemble diseased concrete"?
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Seven hours, thirty-two minutes and seventeen seconds: The precise moment when Sisko realized how foolish he was to volunteer as a referee the in the Inter-Quandrant Staring Contest Finals.


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Sisko: No Dax, I don't need another one of you humorous anecdotes right now!
And funniest-of --



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Weyoun: Jake, remember what Han Solo told C3PO when he was beating a Wookie at 3D chess?
Jake: Mesa getten berry, berry scared?
Weyoun: You are dead to me.



A week from Valentine's Day, this contest's theme is obvious: l'amor, but featuring some overlooked pairings..















I'll let it run up to two weeks so everybody has a chance to join in the fun.
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Old February 8 2014, 04:03 AM   #2
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NOG: He's mine! You'll never come between us!
WOMAN: I'll give you five strips of latinum.
NOG: Ten and he's yours.



ZIYAL: I had my first orb experience today. The prophets said you would love me for the rest of my life.



DAX: Come on. Millions of lonely teenagers are counting on us!



MILES: Wait. So you're saying your name is Molly O'Brien, and your brother married a Japanese woman and named his daughter Keiko?
BLUESHIRT: Yes. The name Keiko is really common in my sister and law's family, and the name Molly is common in mine. Why?



INTENDANT: Come on Bareil. It's time to prove to the fans you're not boring.
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Old February 8 2014, 05:08 AM   #3
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NOG: If you must know, we're practicing for the station dance!



ZIYAL: I can't wait to tell Father, we are to be married!

GARAK: Telling your father or married life. I can't decide which is worse.



DAX: Quit your complaining, we almost had forehead ridges!
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INTENDANT: Come on Bareil. It's time to prove to the fans you're not boring.
BAREIL: You're on top, that's about as interesting as I get.
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Old February 10 2014, 06:32 AM   #4
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Welcome to the team Smellincoffee!



Eisenberg: Cut! Isn't it a little weird that I'm in my twenties and you're having my character interested in a teenage girl?



Robinson: Cut! Don't you think it's odd that I'm in my forties and you're having my character be interested in a twenty year old?



Dorn: Cut! Don't you think it's odd that you're not having Jadzia be interested in me yet?



Odo: And if you maintain proper placement on the keyboard, you can reach the Ctrl key without losing the ability to press the space bar...



Whatley: I'm looking forward to our appointment tomorrow, Doctor. Anyway, I've got to go change into a red uniform for my away mission.




Intendant: Do as I say or I WON'T go alternate universe on you.
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Old February 11 2014, 07:07 AM   #5
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Odo: "See I got rid of the hair, palms too."
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Old February 11 2014, 08:43 PM   #6
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Nog: "Well, I didn't MAKE him for YOU..!"




Ziyal: "...and then I thought we'd sit & watch all 6 seasons of Sex And The Citadel! Oh, you'll LOVE it, Garak! Sometimes I feel like I was just like Candasa! And the CLOTHES..!"



Jadzia: "..I'm telling you, he'll sit there for hours without telling anyone."

Lenara: "It can't be good for him, though, can it?"

Jadzia: "He's Klingon. Pain is like candy for them. Can't get enough of it."

Lenara: "...But hemorrhoids, though?"



Odo: "Yeah, dat booty gots t'be at LEAST dat wide fo' me t'holla atta bitch, know'um sayin'?"




Watley: "Excuse me, gentlemen, have you seem a tall odd-looking chap with large floofy hair & an absurdly long scarf about?"




Intendant: "My mind to your mind..."
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Old February 12 2014, 12:37 AM   #7
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Thanks for the pick.


Ziyal: I woves youu.
Garak: I'm a horrible person.
Ziyal: Aww, sweetie-poo.
Garak: I fed people to themselves.
Ziyal: El oh el, hugs.
Garak: Are you daft or something?
Ziyal: Best buds Foreevaarr.
Garak: Sigh, at least the sex is great.


Odo: Do you have any idea what I can turn these hands into?
Woman: Gulp.
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Old February 12 2014, 01:41 AM   #8
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WATLEY: Hey, you're the drug dealer from Layer Cake and you the Saladin's Chancellor from Kingdom of Heaven! I love so much Daniel Craig and Orlando Bloom!
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Old February 13 2014, 04:12 AM   #9
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O'BRIEN: What makes you think she's your great-grandmother?
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Old February 13 2014, 05:16 AM   #10
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Watley: First one of you to make a "going down?" joke gets a steel toed Starfleet boot to the nards.
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Old February 13 2014, 05:24 AM   #11
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O'BRIEN: I must admit she looks dumb enough to be an ancestor of someone who needed some genetic improvement.
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Old February 14 2014, 08:21 PM   #12
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KAHN: I think they're watching us!
WORF: No, we're not! So, hurry up, otherwise it's gonna be Garak and Bashir!
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Old February 14 2014, 11:35 PM   #13
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Nog: We can kiss first, if it helps.
Jake: (To himself) Finally!


Garak: (Under his breathe) Why do I always go for girls with daddy issues?


Jadzia: Between your lifetimes and mine, have you ever known men not to like a bit of the sapphic?


Odo: But how do you release yourself from the Chinese Finger Puzzle?


Bashir: But what if I'm meant to create my own grandmother paradox?
O'Brien: Down Julian.


Bareil: I know this is the alternate universe, but can the alternate at least wait outside, she's putting me off my stride.

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Old February 15 2014, 06:22 AM   #14
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ZIYAL: I must confess to you that I'm into BDSM...would you dare interrogate me?
GARAK: I'm off of blue pills!
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Old February 15 2014, 06:25 AM   #15
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ODO: I have the hands of a surgeon. If you don't believe me, ask Dr. Bashir. They're exactly like his.
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