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Old January 18 2014, 11:57 PM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #281: Who Captions for Adonais?

Hello everyone, new contest!




First up to the plate, we have the "The More You Know..." Award, going to:

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Kelley: ... and that's what syphilis will do to you.
Shatner: So, kids, take it from Captain Kirk: practice safe sex.
Nimoy (thinking): I need to fire my agent.
Next, we have the "Legal Problems" Award, going to:

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Sulu: "It's the Remakkian Minister of Police, Captain. He says he needs to talk to you concerning their Prime Minister's daughter."
Kirk: "Bones, what's the age of consent on Remakk? It's twenty-one, right?"
McCoy: "Twenty-three, Jim."
Kirk: "Crap!"
Next, we have the "Complicated Controls" Award, going to:

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Chekov: No, Keptin. It's definitely telling me to press the ANY key.
Next, we have the "Just can't escape it, can you?" Award, going to:

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Kirk, offscreen: Shut up, Wesley!
Next, we have the "Sooooo.... good for us?" Award, going to:

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Kirk: Well, gentlemen, another mission successfully completed.

McCoy: And no casualties. At least, not on our ship.
Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

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BONES: Jim, would you mind if I begin to give some treatments to the two kids in charge of piloting this ship?
KIRK: Treatments? They're sicks?
BONES: No, BUT I'M GETTING SICK OF HEARING THEIR VOICES! Nasonex for Lieutenant Stuffy-Nose and Tennessee whiskey for Ensign Russian-Falsetto!
SPOCK: Illogical, they will not stay long enough on this ship to allow us to see some results.
KIRK: Yeah, they never realised they have VIP access to hidden cameras, I doubt they're promised to long careers on the Enterprise.



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"Hi there, I'm Bob Wesley for the Federation Express Card. Don't leave the bridge without it!"
Thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

New contest! Lets go!











Enjoy!
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Old January 19 2014, 12:00 AM   #2
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KIRK: Worst. Upskirt. Ever
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Old January 19 2014, 12:04 AM   #3
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Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise! When I said I wanted you to pick me up, I meant to use the transporter!



Kirk: So we're all agreed, Scotty "bumped his head" with no help from ANY of us!



Spock: Mister Kyle, I would like for you to read these cartoons about Miles O'Brien and how boring it is to be a transporter chief. Tell me how close it is to your life.

Kyle: Why, Sir?

Spock: The Captain wants to know if we need to make your life more boring.




Kirk: Everyone call him "Starbuck" and see if he gets the joke.



Spock: How long?

Uhura: 2 hours.

Spock: Unacceptable, the boxing match starts in 1 hour and we are not going Pay-Per-View again!
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Old January 19 2014, 12:07 AM   #4
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MCCOY: I got his tricorder, your take his wallet and keys.



SPOCK: It's the standard Landing Party release form. No need to read it.



APOLLO: I will not be ignored!



UHURA: Tell you what, Spock. If I need help, I'll ask you!
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Old January 19 2014, 12:12 AM   #5
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^^^I had to get that one in before anyone else thought of it.



BONES: Okay. I've put him under. Now what?
KIRK: Now we put him in Lt. Palamas's miniskirt and see if Apollo goes for it.




SPOCK: Your app does not conform to Apple iTunes standards. Rejected.




CHEKOV: Vurst. Toga party. Ewer!




UHURA: I've descrambled HBO and Showtime again, but this is the last time!
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Old January 19 2014, 12:30 AM   #6
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Uhura: "I've about had it with this water-cooled soldering iron!"
Spock: "Try the lightsaber. Did you find my Thermos?"
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Old January 19 2014, 12:45 AM   #7
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TFTW, LeadHead!



McCoy: "I'd give real money if he'd wear pants instead of a toga when he does this."
Chekov: "I think I'm going to need therapy."
Kirk: "Someone go find Lieutenant Palamas. She's gonna wanna see this!"




Kirk: "Let this be a lesson to you, Mr. Chekov. This is the kind of trouble thinking with the 'little head' can get you into."




Spock: "Really, Mr. Kyle? A worker's compensation claim? All I did was shove you aside so I could get to the transporter controls."




Palamas: "Oh, don't mind them. They're just jealous."




Spock: "Shouldn't Mr. Scott be doing that?"
Uhura: "I lost a bet."
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Old January 19 2014, 01:23 AM   #8
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Apollo: "Apparently the freaks don't want no Greeks."
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Old January 19 2014, 01:29 AM   #9
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Ensign Robert Wadlow joins the crew of the Enterprise.
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Old January 19 2014, 01:45 AM   #10
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Chekov: "Keptin, I vas just thinking... vhat if Mr. Spock vere that tall?"
Kirk: "Ensign, that sounds like the dumbest cartoon ever."
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Old January 19 2014, 01:49 AM   #11
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Spock: "Lieutenant, I have orders for your arrest. As of 0800 hours, pompadours are no longer regulation."




Kirk: "Get off my ship! You're a dead duck here."
McCoy: "Wrong episode, Jim."
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Old January 19 2014, 03:20 AM   #12
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MCCOY: Should the Enterprise be moving that fast?

KIRK: No.

CHEKOV: Should it be in the atmosphere?

KIRK: No.

MCCOY: Should you have left Lt. Troi in charge?

KIRK: No.
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Old January 19 2014, 04:18 AM   #13
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UHURA: Hmm, is that Vulcan version of Wicked Games I hear?
Spock: Your way of handling a phallic-shaped object is so FASCINATING and LOGICAL!
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Old January 19 2014, 05:09 AM   #14
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SPOCK: I do not believe that sonic device is Starfleet issue.

UHURA: It's mine. Risian Tickler. 200 credits plus shipping and handling.
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Old January 19 2014, 03:18 PM   #15
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Kirk: This Apollo ... he's ... like Christ, wouldn't you say?
Bones: Dammit, Jim! This isn't fanfic. You can't just insert your religious beliefs whenever you want.
Kirk: When we get back to the Enterprise, I'd like to talk to Sulu about his "lifestyle choices."


Kirk: Chekov, did you give him the homemade Vodka?
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