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Old February 3 2014, 07:47 PM   #16
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Troi: We all know what that sign stood for, Riva.
Data: Though Riker is asking for it.
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Old February 3 2014, 09:46 PM   #17
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DATA: Facinating, the asteroid would have instantly eradicated all sentient life-forms without damaging anything else on the planet suface. It would have remained a M-Class planet.
PICARD: *Sigh* If Tasha had missed her shot, Vulcan would have became an archaeologist wet-dream.
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Old February 3 2014, 09:58 PM   #18
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TFTW LH!





Riker: Sir... you put in a request for a new first officer before the verdict had even come in?

Picard: To be honest Will, I never even considered the possibility you didn't kill Dr. Apgar after bonking his wife.




Data: I do not know why you consider me a potential securty risk. It is not like I have multiple evil siblings, nor that my creator can remote control me at a distance of light years to take over the ship. And I definitely do not emit a easily detectable signal that renders the ship useless for stealth missions.




Picard: And this is what happens when Starfleet subcontract to the cheapest bidder.





Riva Gibbs: Ah-ah-ah-ah Staying Alive, Staying Alive...

Riker: You won't be in a second if you don't shut up.




Worf: Did Commander Riker turn down another promotion?
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Old February 3 2014, 10:28 PM   #19
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Deanna: "Will, there should be a button marked "power' in the upper left corner of the ..."

Riker: "Yes I know, stop push me."

Worf: "Are we having female problems Commander?"

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Old February 4 2014, 01:32 AM   #20
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PICARD: Now she calls ME imzadi. Don't fuck with me Will.



WESLEY (Holding the pad): Hey Data, I figured out how to hack into your motor control system! I'll show you how to dance!



GEORDI: So then Miles twitched and told me, I control the transporters, I can do this to anyone I want.
PICARD: I think it's time we transferred the chief to a more interesting assignment for his own mental health.



RIKER: Chief, beam us down to the planet where they just vaporized three defenseless people unarmed. I think we can safely assume this time they're only interested in peace.



PICARD: A promotion? Your job is so easy a teenager could do it.
WORF: Want to bet?
PICARD: I'll prove it to you.
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Old February 4 2014, 01:38 AM   #21
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Bad Thoughts, this is for you:
WORF:No sir, we won't be playing "Beast of Burden" so you can do your Mick Jagger impersonation.
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Old February 4 2014, 01:44 AM   #22
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RIKER: Sir, the piñata and candy were for the children.

PICARD: Mmmmmmm, candy.
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Old February 4 2014, 02:04 AM   #23
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RIKER: Sir, the piñata and candy were for the children.

PICARD: Mmmmmmm, candy.
PICARD: Ewwwww, children.
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Old February 4 2014, 03:08 AM   #24
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Worf: "Sir, we may be able to save the inhabitants of this planet! But the attempt will surely damage, and quite probably destroy, the Enterprise!"
Picard: "Then our duty is clear! Mr. Data, find me some Prime Directive mumbo-jumbo to justify us getting the hell out of here!"
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Old February 4 2014, 02:54 PM   #25
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Riker: Wait! Wait! I forgot to plug my phaser into the charger last night!
Worf (Mumbling): Not again...
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Old February 4 2014, 05:58 PM   #26
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Worf: "Sir, we may be able to save the inhabitants of this planet! But the attempt will surely damage, and quite probably destroy, the Enterprise!"
Picard: "Then our duty is clear! Mr. Data, find me some Prime Directive mumbo-jumbo to justify us getting the hell out of here!"
Data: Finally, a solution to the Kobayashi Maru scenario that involves no cheating.
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Old February 5 2014, 02:25 AM   #27
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RIKER: Hold up, Chief. I forgot to program my DVR for "The Real Housewives of Risa".
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Old February 5 2014, 06:29 PM   #28
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TROI: So then I lied, and told Will it happens to every man.





PICARD (O/S, tapping on PADD): Mr Data, it's time for your annual lube change. Bend over.





PICARD: I better write to Dr Soong, and let him know about his son...





RIVA (noticing that RIKER is pointing his phaser at himself): And people think I'm the one with a disability.





PICARD: You like it, my duckface?
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Old February 5 2014, 07:30 PM   #29
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TROI: Where did you get your phasers? I want one me too!
RIKER Just ask to Riva. Why else would he wear the coat?
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Old February 6 2014, 05:11 AM   #30
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WORF: But sir, the mission was an outstanding success, we've been able to save all the children and they're fine.
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