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Old January 26 2014, 11:42 AM   #16
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Re: Voyager Caption Contest 118: The Voyager Bunch



"To anyone within the sound of my voice:
This is Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres of the Federation Starship Voyager.
If you read me, a Laughing Vulcan has taken control of our vessel ...
and put us on a direct course to the Great Barrier.
Our co-ordinates are zero zero zero, mark two.
Request emergency assistance. Acknowledge."
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Old January 26 2014, 04:47 PM   #17
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2takesfrakes wrote: View Post

"To anyone within the sound of my voice:
This is Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres of the Federation Starship Voyager.
If you read me, a Laughing Vulcan has taken control of our vessel ...
"
I did no such thing. Well not much...



Janeway: "One more word out of you Doctor, and I'll put you where no man has gone in the last seven years."



Doc Brown: "What the...! This isn't Howdy Doody Time!"
B'Ellanna: "Hello? Can you hear me? We're stuck in the 1950s. We need to borrow a flux capacitor."
Doc Brown: "Great Scott!"



B'Ellanna: "I told you, if you don't throw in an Akoochimoya or a Spirit Guide reference once every five minutes, he'll never make it through the crew evaluations."
Chakotay: snores gently



Standing orders on Voyager of a coffee, a rose, and a serenade for the Captain each morning, were amended after Janeway first heard Chakotay sing.



Janeway: "What idiot would put the mute button for the main viewscreen all the way over here?"
B'Ellanna: "The Emergency Engineering Hologram had an input into the bridge ergonomics."
Chakotay: "Figures..."
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Old January 26 2014, 06:33 PM   #18
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2takesfrakes wrote: View Post
If you read me, a Laughing Vulcan has taken control of our vessel ...
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I did no such thing. Well not much...
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Old January 28 2014, 03:15 AM   #19
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DOCTOR: Okay, I'll give seven breast implants! Just let me be tall again!



ME: I need to stop watching my old VHS tapes and finally just get a damn Netflix account.



TUVOK: Personality tests show virtually zero chance you would ever rebel against Starfleet. You are far too boring to take that kind of initiative.
TORRES: You were never a Maquis, were you?
CHAKOTAY: I stowed away on a Maquis vessel and wanted to be cool.



CHAKOTAY: A pretty, for the pretty.
JANEWAY: Ugghhh...
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Old January 28 2014, 05:08 PM   #20
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EMH: You must have misunderstood me, I just asked you for a little headway.
Janeway: Either way, your problem is solved now.




Torres: Do you speak English?
Tuvok: I do not believe the robot understands; you should try another approach.
Torres: DOOO. YOOOU. SPEEEEEAK. EEEENNNGLIIIIISHHHH?
Janeway: Yeah, that always works.




Torres: Chakotay, your legs would not keep getting paralyzed if you got off the toilet sooner.
Tuvok: And if you could manage to avoid becoming a daily entry in my security log, it would be appreciated.
Chakotay: Log.




Janes: I don't need your apology, I just need you to remember to stop making a whip sound every time I give an order.
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Old January 29 2014, 07:09 PM   #21
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Chakotay: Lalalala can't heaaaaaaar yooouuuuuu!
Torres: How the hell are you our first officer?
Tuvok: I used to wonder as much when he was our 'captain'.


Chakotay: Torres and Tuvok didn't think I could do this.
Janeway: You can't. Go away.



The Doctor: You'd rather navigate the Obamacare website than talk to me?!


Paris, OS: Whoops. Looks like they're on to us, Harry.
Kim, OS: I told you that was a bad idea!
Paris: At least when they trace the feed to Sickbay they'll think it was the doctor.
Kim: Or you, 'medic'.
Paris: Damn.
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Old February 1 2014, 05:13 PM   #22
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Janeway: Good news, Doctor.
Doctor: Torres has finally figured out how to stop me from shrinking?
Janeway: Nope! She's classified it as a feature!




Chakotay: Oh, I like that one.
Janeway: But this one is cheaper.
Doctor: Did you want me for anything useful, or am I supposed to just stand here and watch while you shop for a new EMH?
Torres: Ooh! This one can sing opera!
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Old February 1 2014, 07:37 PM   #23
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TORRES: Wait, it's saying something....Ex term i nate?
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Old February 2 2014, 08:03 AM   #24
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Doctor: You're going to do WHAT?!

Janeway: We're completely out of coffee and spare parts for the replicators, so you're included in the trade goods for this planet. Apparently the children there love to buy and trade something called "action figures."
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Old February 2 2014, 06:02 PM   #25
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Janeway: No, according to the research there was no way Khan could have known Chekov prior to Kirk's mission to Ceti Alpha V.
Tuvok: Fascinating.
Torres: It must have been some kind of temporal anomaly.
Chakotay: No, even Chekov was confused by the reference.
Janeway: Like temporal anomalies, maybe this is one of those conundrums better left unsolved.
Tuvok: Though it does continue to provide robust area for discussion and speculation.
Torres: I'll say. Plus that Khan wasn't exactly hard on the eyes.
Chakotay: His bench press? Two-thirty.
Torres: What? Pounds?
Chakotay: Kilos.
Tuvok: Impressive.
Janeway: Indeed he was.
EMH: Hello? Vidiian space?
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Old February 6 2014, 05:40 PM   #26
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Janeway: Computer? Delete the nurse.
EMH: I've got a bad feeling about this.




Torres: Welcome back to the land of the living, robot. This is Commander Tuvok, he only mates once every seven years. On my left is Captain Janeway, she forces Irish barkeepers to go to college and wear lifts. I'm B'Elanna Torres, I'm alive thanks to Cardassian vivisection on Bajorans but refuse to give an ounce of my own DNA to save an entire race of plague victims. What's your deal?
Robot: Please space me immediately.
Torres: Wait! We haven't told you about Neelix yet!




Torres: I thought you had a date with the Captain, Chakotay. Why do you look so bad?
Chakotay: She kept talking dirty to me.
Torres: So? What's the problem?
Chakotay: She kept using medical Latin names for things.
Tuvok: Yeesh, I'll wait for the next Pon Farr, thanks.

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Old February 8 2014, 04:18 PM   #27
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Chakotay: Captain, don't you think Harry will protest your promoting this flower to lieutenant?
Janeway: I could always make him a commander.
Chakotay: Or I could just space him next time we run into an anomaly.
Janeway: Whatever.
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Old February 11 2014, 08:20 PM   #28
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Gonna post the winners and new contest tonight or tomorrow.
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Old February 13 2014, 02:26 AM   #29
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Doctor: "Yes Captain, due to the negative space wedgie, your size now reflects your ego."

Janeway: "How do I look?"

Doctor: "Same as ever."



Robot: "Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?"



Tuvok: "I require assistance finding his 'on' switch."



Chakotay: "Roses are red, violets are blue-"

Janeway: "Get the hell out of my office."

Chakotay: "Aaaaand, screw you."



Janeway: "Doctor, stop looking at our butts."

Doctor: "Just inspecting the troops, Captain."
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Old February 20 2014, 05:51 PM   #30
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Janeway: Well that's the last algorithm. Sorry Doctor, you can have length or girth, but not both.
EMH: Could you at least make it 3D? And not the kind that needs special glasses?
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