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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old January 29 2014, 05:49 PM   #46
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Khan: You see, Joachim, it is possible to create a riveting story without shiny lens flares and boobs flailing about.
Kirk: Boobs? Do what now?




Lily: Check out these motherf*ckers.
Zephram: Don't ever change, Lily.




B'Etor: We could give you a shuttle.
Soran: No.
B'Etor: Eject you in a lifepod.
Soran: Nope.
B'Etor: Launch you in a probe.
Soran: Nah.
B'Etor: We could just fly you to the Nexus in the ship we are all in now.
Soran: I've told you to stop doing this.

...

B'Etor: Reconfigure a photon torpedo casing.
Soran: No.
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Old January 29 2014, 06:51 PM   #47
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MONTALBAN: Not now Judson, I'm trying to borrow Bill Shatner's hair for my movie with Leslie Nielsen.
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Old February 1 2014, 06:08 PM   #48
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Khan: No, Captain, you are far more suited to the role of Taggart than I. I shall play the upstart brigand Axel Foley, while Detective Billy falls to Joachim.
Sulu: Ooh, can I be Lieutenant Bogomil?
Saavik: Serge would be the logical choice.
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Old February 3 2014, 06:06 AM   #49
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Khan: Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us "Revenge is a dish that is best served cold"? Well, the same is not true of duck à l'orange! You were supposed to be here for dinner two hours ago!
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Old February 3 2014, 06:12 AM   #50
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KHAN: Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
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Old February 3 2014, 07:21 AM   #51
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Khan: The Broncos lost by HOW much?
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Old February 3 2014, 11:57 AM   #52
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Lily: There it goes!

Zefram: What is it?

Lily: Peyton's hopes of being the greatest
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Old February 6 2014, 04:16 AM   #53
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Khan: Oh, I've given you no color scheme to keep!


Cochrane: Ah crap, Team Daedelus is gonna want a shot at this too.


B'Etor: he says he took it off of the engineer, but I'm missing my IUD.
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Old February 6 2014, 04:34 AM   #54
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Khan: "Patience, Kirk! You can task me in a moment! Right now, Joachim is tasking me."
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Old February 6 2014, 06:31 AM   #55
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JOACHIM: That's Kirk? I thought he'd be taller.
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Old February 6 2014, 06:52 PM   #56
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JOACHIM: That's Kirk? I thought he'd be taller.
KIRK: That's your side-kick, Khan? I thought he'd be older than fifteen!
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Old February 6 2014, 07:05 PM   #57
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Cochrane: " If the people in that spacecraft see youi flipping them off ..."

Lily: "What's the worst they can do anyway? Bombard us from orbit?"



Soran: "God I hate Klingons, badly dressed, bad teeth, bad smell, bad ...

... they're right behind me aren't they?"

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Old February 7 2014, 02:12 AM   #58
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LILY: Then, once you're rich and famous will move to our own planet, maybe one right about there.
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Old February 10 2014, 05:00 AM   #59
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After spoting the Night time Sky writing...
LILY: "Look!"
COCHRANE:"Cochrane is really Mr. Skolnick"
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Old February 10 2014, 06:38 PM   #60
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Khan: Wait a minute. If that's Chekov, then who in perdition's flames are you?
Joachim: Joachim.
Khan: But you say Joachim with a "W!"
Chekov: Vhat is he wenting about?
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