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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old January 19 2014, 11:04 AM   #16
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Kirk: "Don't think of it as the 'self destruct' button, think of it as the 'opportunity' button. Which happens to say 'self destruct' in big red letters."

Khan: "Don't insult my intelligence, Kirk."



Lily: "Look sir, droids!"



Soran: "Who's a man gotta blow to get an HDMI cable around here?"

B'etor: "Um, it's 1994."
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Old January 19 2014, 03:35 PM   #17
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KIRK: Why are we watching a video from a bad hair metal band from the 80s?

KHAN: Hey...!
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Old January 19 2014, 04:50 PM   #18
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COCHRANE: Although I'm a drunkard, I find you outrageously impolite Lily.


KHAN: Perhaps we are not as stupid as we look gay, Admiral!
KIRK: I gave you the 'kill' gesture Mister Saavik!!!!!
SAAVIK: No, you gave me the 'we're dead' signal. I was logically agreeing with you. By the way, you should have given it to Commander Uhura.
KIRK: WHO?
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Old January 19 2014, 06:01 PM   #19
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Khan: "Damn you Kirk for ruining the 'Pull my finger' joke"



Cochrane: "(Hic) Second star to the what? And straight onto huh? (hic). I gotta lay down."



Klingon : "Hurry with banana clip! My hair is getting in my eyes!"
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Old January 19 2014, 07:02 PM   #20
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Khan: "The red tint level on my viewscreen appears to be set way too high. Excuse me for a moment, Kirk, while I slap this subordinate around for a while for his incompetence."
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Old January 19 2014, 07:35 PM   #21
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SORAN: How is there Cheeto dust in here?! We don't even have Cheetos!
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Old January 19 2014, 09:51 PM   #22
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Khan: What on Earth is this thing with renaming the decks of your ships with letters rather than numbers? It makes no sense!
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Khan: Wait a moment, Admiral. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
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Old January 19 2014, 10:14 PM   #24
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Khan: "Excuse me, Admiral, but my workplace safety officer, Joachim, has asked me to point out that the headrests on your helm and navigation chairs are improperly positioned."
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Old January 19 2014, 10:37 PM   #25
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KHAN: Stop right there, Admiral. One more step and we'll need a traveling matte for this viewscreen as opposed to a simple stationary one.
KIRK: Damned low budget...
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Old January 20 2014, 03:58 AM   #26
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Kirk: Just one question, Khan, before I surrender and transmit the Genesis information...

Khan: I grant you this one question, but make it quick.

Kirk: Chekov. How the Hell did you know who he was? He wasn't even on board the Enterprise when we first encountered you!

Khan: This conversation is over! Forget the Genesis information, I'll be blowing up your ship now.



Lily: When did Earth get a new moon?

Cochrane: That's no moon!



Soran: Hold on, I seem to be able to pull up Lt. LaForge's text messages. He seems to be talking about some woman named Brahms. Something about how she's a "Hottie McHotterson," "she's the hottest hottie that ever hottied," the other person comments that her smile is "totes adorbs," and Geordi replies, "Totes MaGotes."

B'etor: And, yet, when we destroy them, the universe will view us as the villains!
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Old January 20 2014, 04:33 AM   #27
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Soran (sotto voce to Klingon standing beside him): "I couldn't help but notice Lursa's and B'Etor's fetching outfits. Odd what the armor plates cover and don't cover. Tell me, are young rapscallions trying to covertly slip their hands off women's breasts and onto their shoulders a big problem on Qo'noS?"
Klingon: "When it comes to our women, we are a very confused species."
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Old January 20 2014, 04:44 AM   #28
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LILY: Look, up in the Sky! It's Superman!

COCHRANE: Sure, now he shows up!
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The Thtarthip, Both! The Thtarthip, the thtarthip!
Shut the fuck up, Joachim.




Lily: The Vulcanthz, Both! The Vulcanthz, the Vulcanthz!
Zephram: Get a life, everyone! Get a life!
Lily: I love us. We're so meta.




Why am I detecting Alaskan taint cells on this thing?
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Old January 20 2014, 05:41 PM   #30
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Khan: "Yes, he's taller than Tattoo, but not as smart. It's pretty much a wash."
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