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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old January 19 2014, 12:18 AM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest #241: Also Starring

Hello everyone! New Contest!




First up to the plate, we have the "This calls for a celebration!" Award, going to:

bbjeg wrote: View Post

Uhura: The new uniforms just arrived.
Kirk: About damn time.
Next, we have the "3 Card Monte" Award, going to:

Maurice wrote: View Post

LAFORGE: Pick a card. Any memory card.
Next, we have the "Honest Critique" Award, going to:

shivkala wrote: View Post


Spock: Alert the Captain, I've found the 5 minutes of plot in this movie. Apparently, the other 127 minutes is special effects and our reactions to those effects.


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Kirk: ...But, in good news, the horrible deaths of many of your friends and colleagues on Epsilon station has given me just the excuse I need to get the captaincy back!
Thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

Here we go for our new contest, I've noticed that I don't showcase the guests very often, so this time around, we'll spend a little more time on them!







Enjoy!
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Old January 19 2014, 12:21 AM   #2
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Khan: Cut my hair? Never!



Lily: Hey, if you're here, who's flying the Phoenix?



McDowell: It's okay, LeVar wants this to have an "accident" so he doesn't have to use it in the next film.
Enjoy![/QUOTE]
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Old January 19 2014, 01:02 AM   #3
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Khan: "Hey! What part of 'I'll be with you in a minute' didn't you understand?"




Cochrane: "You think one of the stars is moving? You're drunk! And believe me, I know drunk!"




B'Etor (sotto voce): "Psst! Does anyone have a clue whether he's really doing what he says he's doing?"
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Old January 19 2014, 01:30 AM   #4
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KHAN: It's the same crew I had in "Space Seed". Why do you ask?



The Duras sisters didn't have the heart to tell him that the chances of Geordi getting into the women's locker room were slim.



CROCHRANE: I'm the guy getting a statue. Stop posing.
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Old January 19 2014, 01:51 AM   #5
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KHAN: No Kirk, we were already Swedish when we met you for the first time!


SORAN: Don't look at her cleavage! Don't look at her cleavage! Don't look at her cleavage! Don't look at her cleavage! Don't look at her cleavage!
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Old January 19 2014, 02:16 AM   #6
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KHAN: You talking to me?
KIRK: No, I'm talking to Joachim. Of course I'm talking to you!
JOACHIM: I don't think he got your joke, sir.
KHAN: Shut up.
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Old January 19 2014, 02:22 AM   #7
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COCHRANE: Easy. That's the North star.
LILY: I'm pointing east.
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Old January 19 2014, 02:22 AM   #8
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KHAN: You talking to me?
KIRK: No, I'm talking to Joachim. Of course I'm talking to you!
JOACHIM: I don't think he got your joke, sir.
KHAN: Shut up.
Damn you, Damn you to hell - you stole my caption
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Old January 19 2014, 02:27 AM   #9
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Thanks for the win!



KHAN: We interrupt this attack to bring you this special news bulletin. Neener neener neener!




LILY: Strike a pose!
ZEPHRAM: Madonna wanna be...





B'ETOR: Banana clips have no honor!
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Old January 19 2014, 02:40 AM   #10
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Khan: Benedict Cumber-WHO?
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Old January 19 2014, 03:08 AM   #11
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Kirk: Yeah, you saved my life like three times, and you went by the name John Harrison.
Khan: That is a strange dream.
Kirk: I'm still trying to get over Uhura and Spock dating.


Lily: What's that?
Cochrane: That is the constellation Leo.
Lily: No, that.
Cochrane: The moon?
Lily: No, that!
Cochrane: You know, space is pretty big. You have to be a little more specific.


B'Etor: Can't you just teleport yourself in front of it and hold your breath for a second?
Soran: This is much more theatrical.
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Old January 19 2014, 03:53 AM   #12
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B'Etor: Can we move it along here? I'm not gonna be in the mood forever.

Soran: Just wait a minute...I need to calibrate this VISOR so I won't see how ugly you are.

B'Etor: Oh no you di'nt!
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Old January 19 2014, 04:31 AM   #13
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Blessed be the Lead of HEad for the Blended Award!





Kirk: Actually, you do look pasty white in this film, if you could just do a DEEP BOOMING British accent the 12th Movie might get away with its casting...

Khan: Oh no no no my old friend, about half the films after this are going to try to recycle this plot, I will not help the one that goes as far as recycling me!





Lilly: The guy from Metamorphosis is still up on the mountain waving his "I should be Zaphord Cockran again!" placard about.

Zephron: Just ignore him.




Soran: And this device will reveal which of the people on this bridge will actually be referred to by name during the dialogue of the film... Hmmm.... just the two of us.

B'Etor: Wait... which two?!?

Soran: Well, put it like this, it's not a good day for sisterhood.
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Old January 19 2014, 04:44 AM   #14
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Khan: Wait a minute, Admiral. Are you saying I could save THAT many credits on my starship insurance by switching to Geico?
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Old January 19 2014, 08:30 AM   #15
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"So they're remaking us then"
"Yep"
"I hear you're going to be British."
"I hear you're going to have real hair. And thin."
"FIRE EVERYTHING!!"
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