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Old January 3 2014, 05:08 AM   #1
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Caption Contest 117: Up, Up, and Away Mission

Greetings Voyager fans!!!!

Hope you all had a very happy new year! Here are the winners of the previous contest and the new captions! I really enjoyed how nearly everyone ragged on poor Harry Kim.

Triskelion wrote: View Post

Neelix: Uh oh, I think I misunderstood your phrase about keeping an ace in the hole.
JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post

Seven: Captain, I'm having serious doubts about the structural integrity of this hairstyle.
Lance wrote: View Post

The doctor didn't realize that it wasn't his impassioned speech that was attracting the attentions of the crew, but more the fact that his holomatrix had accidentally formed this morning without putting any fabric on the butt-cheeks of his uniform.
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Chakotay: You're absolutely certain that this is the spot
Tuvok: Yes commander, this is where the crew should come when they want to take a dump
Nerys Myk wrote: View Post

COMPUTER (OS): I'm sorry but "brains" is not included in the food replicator's memory bank. Please request a different item.

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ANY ONE OF THEM: God, the service on this ship sucks.

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Neelix: Well, you got me beat. I've only got two pair. A pair of ones, and another pair of ones.
Harry: "Given that I also have a pair of "ones" in my hand, you sir are cheating."

Neelix over turns the table as Harry goes for his phaser.

(look at Harry's cards)


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EMH: Well I think we solved the mystery of the pube in the jelly donut.
Harry: My bad.
Seven: And I thought I had the nanoprobe problem.
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NEELIX: So, is this the part when we begin to remove clothing?

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Doc: Here's an extra pip. If you want it, you have to strip down and play a Klingon Opera with that clarinet of yours.
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New captions for your amusement! Have a rollicking good time~!









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Old January 3 2014, 09:12 AM   #2
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Thanks for the win



Chakotay: *puckers*

Janeway: You aren't supposed to let me see you crossing your fingers. You aren't get any tonight.
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Old January 3 2014, 11:17 AM   #3
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"Tom, I warned you: I'm still mad at you. I don't want you holding my hand, or touching me, or else you're going to get bit. You can stay close to me, though, so I can keep an eye on you ... and maybe I'll forgive you, later."
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Old January 3 2014, 11:19 AM   #4
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"... Brother, can you spare a dime?"
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Old January 3 2014, 11:24 AM   #5
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Coming Soon: SUGARDADDY II: Caravan of Courage
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Old January 3 2014, 11:46 AM   #6
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Tuvok: Did we really lose the ship to the Kazon? Those in favor of letting the Maquis run things say Aye.
Everyone including Janeway: Aye!
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Old January 3 2014, 03:09 PM   #7
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Thanks for the win



Chakotay: We met in the future
Braxton
: You mean the past
Janeway: Oh god i'm so bored of this time crap....lets just find a bar and get wasted



Torres: Before you Tom, there were only four other crew members i'd slept with
Paris: Which ones
Torres: Not important....just don't turn around



Tuvok: Is that rock looking at me funny....you want some!
Janeway: Leave it Tuvok, he's not worth it



Chakotay: One in the front, one in the back....what do you say?
Janeway: I'm thinking



Janeway: Shouldn't this caption have been used in December
Da Vinci: Why....oh right, cos i look like santa...yeah you're right....Captain Kathryn really dropped the ball there didn't she
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Old January 3 2014, 03:44 PM   #8
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Janeway: Tuvok, pull back and let Ensign Kim take point. I don't want to take any chance that I will be stuck alone on this planet with him.
Chakotay: I'm right behind you, Kathryn.
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Old January 3 2014, 04:23 PM   #9
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B'Elanna: You can make whistling sounds with your hands as long as you want, I can still hear you farting.
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Old January 3 2014, 05:49 PM   #10
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Janeway: Shouldn't this caption have been used in December
Da Vinci: Why....oh right, cos i look like santa...yeah you're right....Captain Kathryn really dropped the ball there didn't she
Hey now...my Christmas tree is still up!
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Old January 3 2014, 05:52 PM   #11
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Old man: I'm YOU from the future, Chakotay. "This" is what happens when you don't cowboy up in the Delta Quadrant and ask Kathryn out for a proper date before you returned home and her options opened up.
Kathryn: Options? Who did I pick when I had options?




B'Elanna: How long do you think Tuvok watched us before he beamed us back?
Tom: Coff. Coff. Lets just hope he erased the tape or else "Mornings with Neelix" will be X rated.



Janeway: (Thinks to herself) Why do the guys all get spears and I'm stuck with a rock?



Chakotay: I do this every night, hoping one of us gets lucky.
Kathryn: One of us?
Chakotay: Well, there's you, me and the monkey.




Janeway: I never DREAMED that flying could be this much fun!
DaVinci: Stick with me, kiddo and I'll show you wonders you never dreamed existed.
Janeway: Doctor... have you infiltrated my holoprogram again?
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Old January 3 2014, 05:58 PM   #12
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NEELIX: Uh, guys...

JANEWAY: Not now Neelix! We've got to find that Gorn!
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Old January 3 2014, 06:45 PM   #13
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We got some new captioner people! yay!
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Old January 3 2014, 10:00 PM   #14
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DaVinci: What is this "mile high club" of which you speak, Kathryn?



Chakotay: We've come from the future, and we're here to tell you that your duck calls don't work.
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Paris: (thinking) Is she literally giving me a cold shoulder?



Tuvok: Captain, may I request that the next time you plan a camping trip, that you allow us to stop you?




Janeway: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Leonardo: We haven't taken of yet Katarina.....
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