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Old January 10 2014, 10:50 PM   #1
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Humerous Novel Summaries: Expanded

Some of you will remember the previous editions of this, from when I was unemployed and so rather bored. Having been assimilated into the workforce, I have less time on my hands, but there is still so much of the novel 'verse left to explore. The books have confused us with twisted trilogies like String Theory and Millennium, they've unleashed the mossy terror of The Genesis Wave whether we like it or not, and recently they've had a rather nasty Fall. But keeping track of these myriad plots can be difficult. That is why this handy guide was created, and is presented here in updated form for your edification.

Note: Everything's behind spoiler tags, because many of them do give away important plot points.

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Dominion (War) and Delta (Quadrant)















Post-War

























































Setting the stage for Nemesis















Post-Nemesis





















Destiny





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Old January 10 2014, 10:52 PM   #2
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Cleaning up Mack's Mess



















Fun with the Typhon Pact

























Cold Equations







The Fall









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Old January 11 2014, 12:10 AM   #3
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These are BRILLIANT! Especially the DS9: Mission Gamma lot. I haven't read the second lot yet, but will do tomorrow morning. Fantastic! Thank you, you deranged Nasat, you.
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Old January 11 2014, 01:29 AM   #4
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Truly an awesome display of comedic brevity. *slow clap*
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Old January 11 2014, 01:52 AM   #5
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I absolutely love trying to explain Star Trek Millennium to people, preferably while I'm drinking. It is one of the most insane novels I have ever read, and I love it.

These are all hilarious though. I shall save this down for future use when my friend starts making their way through treklit.
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Old January 11 2014, 03:16 AM   #6
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It's really impressive with how perfectly Deranged Nasat has captured the essence of my novels................
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Old January 11 2014, 06:01 AM   #7
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A+ work, Deranged Nasat. Very funny!
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Old January 11 2014, 07:04 AM   #8
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Old June 12 2014, 11:59 PM   #9
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It's time... for The Lost Era (and honorary Lost Era).

























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Old June 13 2014, 01:00 AM   #10
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Loved the Cast No Shadow summary.
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Old June 13 2014, 03:13 AM   #11
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Serpents and One Constant Star are perfect.
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Old June 13 2014, 09:33 AM   #12
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Give up work. It's a waste of your talents...
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Old July 20 2014, 01:25 PM   #13
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Time... for the prequel era.















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Old July 20 2014, 02:23 PM   #14
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String Theory Evolution is my favorite of these. It sounds the absolute maddest, but it's completely accurate.
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Old July 20 2014, 03:34 PM   #15
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Entertaining as always, but then I totally lost my shit at "Trip runs back and forth pretending to do things". Holy crap, that's perfect.
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