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Old January 21 2014, 03:43 AM   #106
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Re: Why Wasn't Neelix considered a candidate for removal after season

Everyone except for Neelix. She stayed pure for him since he had all madonna-ized her.

Men! Don't ever madonna-ize a woman or you may get what you asked for!
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Old January 21 2014, 03:47 AM   #107
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A magic baby?
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Old January 21 2014, 03:51 AM   #108
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Yes, one you get to raise and who never calls you "father". Because he has a capital F Father made of midichlorians.
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Old January 21 2014, 04:26 AM   #109
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So the force flows through and around everything... but the Force is also midichlorians which is like how plague is carried by fleas, on the backs of rats, and you now how Sisko's solar yacht got to warp because of it's excessive surface area picking up too much stardust... I don't have to explain that further do I?

But if midiclorians are a life form on par with bacteria, that create force usership, then why do they only gather in so few humanoids that so few persons are force users... Now I'm thinking of yeast that eats sugar and shits alcohol, Alcohol is yeast shit, you're welcome... But if we are talking about an ecology here, then that there is something inside these Jedi and Sith and minor force using tricksters that Midiclorians eat which is plentiful in only some beings, and while they have access to those food source, they crap force usability into the person who is their house, for as long as the environment is welcoming, hearty and in good repair.
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Old January 21 2014, 04:38 AM   #110
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And then all that yeast magically turns into sperm.. or maybe it just coalesces into an embryo. It's not like that little american kid looked anything like Shmi.

BUT here's a mystery, Shmi didn't have the force. She wasn't a force user. So it's like the yeast invaded her body and planted a baby and left.
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Old January 21 2014, 05:03 AM   #111
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Everyone except for Neelix. She stayed pure for him since he had all madonna-ized her.

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Erotica?

Music?

What it Feels Like for a Girl?

Deeper and Deeper?

Causing a Commotion?

Sidewalk Talk?
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Old January 21 2014, 05:16 AM   #112
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No. You'll be forever desperately seeking Susan. Susan being a cat.
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Old January 21 2014, 05:22 AM   #113
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No. You'll be forever desperately seeking Susan. Susan being a cat.
No, it was cougar named "Murray".


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Old January 21 2014, 05:24 AM   #114
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Old January 21 2014, 05:34 AM   #115
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When it still mattered, and I had to chose one or the other, I foolishly went all in on Cyndi Lauper.
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Old January 21 2014, 05:54 AM   #116
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HAHA back then I told people, "Madonna is good but she is just going to be a flash in the pan.. Cyndi Lauper will be around for YEARS. She's the one to watch." And I still tell people this but it is now a different kind of story.
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Old January 21 2014, 06:22 AM   #117
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I still think Cyndi is a better singer, person and humanitarian.
Madonna is in the press more but Cyndi is an AMAZING activist!!
She does more for her fans IMO than Madonna ever did.
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Old January 21 2014, 07:38 AM   #118
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I am still Team Cyndi
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Old January 21 2014, 07:49 AM   #119
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I used to love her on Mad About You.

She wound up with Ira in the end with 7 adopted kids from all over the world.
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Old January 21 2014, 07:52 AM   #120
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Kind of like Madonna now.. I bet Madonna was just copying this story line.
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