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Old January 13 2014, 03:49 AM   #31
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Picard: Geordi, I used to be a helmsman like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
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Old January 13 2014, 06:38 AM   #32
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Hey folks, sorry I can't get the contest up this weekend. Looks like the new contest won't be installed until Tuesday.
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Old January 13 2014, 08:36 AM   #33
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Thanks for the win, LeadHead!



The Romulan ship unveiled its secret weapon: forcing 2 Girls 1 Cup onto the Enterprise main viewscreen.



Data: Thank you, Geordi. With this hair, I will be able to create a perfect clone. Then we will see if your inability to get a date is actually genetic, or caused by some other factor.



Riker: Captain, I've learned my lesson, and would really like to be transferred back to the Enterprise as first officer.
Picard (O/S): No, commander, I don't think you have. Now, please, do your duty.
Riker: (sigh) Fine. (Through gritted teeth) Welcome to the Starbase 24 drive-thru, may I take your order?



Picard: I have bad news, Geordi. Starfleet found wreckage of the Hera. All hands were lost.
LaForge: What?! My mother's dead?
Picard: Ha! April Fools!
LaForge: What the hell, captain! That's not funny!
Picard: Oh, come on, Geordi. Lighten up! Your mother's the captain of a ship not named Enterprise, Defiant or Voyager... what could possibly happen?
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Old January 13 2014, 10:40 AM   #34
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Thanks for the win!


Picard: Okay the static has cleared on the viewscreen! Nobody move!



Geordi: For a promotion to Head of Engineering? snerk..Sure, Okay!
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Old January 13 2014, 03:55 PM   #35
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"Captain's Log: As the ship was only moments away from destruction, I instructed my bridge crew to grab whatever was most precious to them and head for the escape pods. Doctor Crusher's and Commander Data's choices were somewhat surprising."
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Old January 13 2014, 04:19 PM   #36
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Riker: Less stink, more nuts, sir.
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Old January 14 2014, 11:53 PM   #37
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"Captain's Log: As the ship was only moments away from destruction, I instructed my bridge crew to grab whatever was most precious to them and head for the escape pods. Doctor Crusher's and Commander Data's choices were somewhat surprising."
"However, I am most worried about how to tell Lt. Worf he cannot take the entire bridge with him, as he is obviously trying to do."
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Old January 16 2014, 04:04 PM   #38
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Crusher: "I'm going to sneeze again."



"But Geordi, I have no need for a 'roach clip'."
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Old January 16 2014, 04:19 PM   #39
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Sorry folks but I've been fighting a cold all week and I'm not the best judge of comedy in that state. Either tomorrow or Saturday will be the start of the next contest. In the meantime, I fully encourage and support "LeadHead is late" captions, there'll be a special award for it....
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Old January 16 2014, 04:30 PM   #40
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LaForge: "How much time should we reasonable give Leadhead?"

Data: "I will give this much time."

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Old January 16 2014, 04:54 PM   #41
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Old January 16 2014, 05:03 PM   #42
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Picard (o.s.): Will, are you all right?

Riker: Sorry, sir. I've got the rockin-pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.
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Old January 17 2014, 12:47 AM   #43
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RIKER:...and I used to believe him when he called me Number One...
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Old January 17 2014, 04:35 AM   #44
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TROI: Pain! Sadness! Suffering!
BEVERLY: Deanna, what's wrong?
TROI: The ensigns are watching Game of Thrones. This happens every time somebody dies.



GEORDI: That's not how you snap.



RIKER: I've decided to stay with the Klingons. Their women don't cry so much.



PICARD: You see Will? When you lean over Geordi like this it makes him really uncomfortable.
GEORDI: THANK YOU.



PICARD: Did you really just give orders to change the dress code for bridge officers?
RIKER: Only for counselors.
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Old January 17 2014, 04:49 AM   #45
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PICARD: Not buying it, Riker. Get your ass to bridge and start your shift!
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