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Old January 8 2014, 09:17 PM   #16
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Frakes: "So, join me tonight as we investigate the incredible true evidence of 'Alien Ghosts of Ancient Astronauts at Area 51'!"
Wesley: "I see Starfleet has downgraded us to basic cable again."
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Old January 9 2014, 04:56 AM   #17
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Riker: I realize there is no reasonable expectation of privacy in the galaxy any more, but can't this wait until I'm out of the Port-a-potty?
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Old January 10 2014, 08:11 PM   #18
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I'm Commander Keir from the IKS Alas'Ka! I'm pretty glad too meet you in battle, Captain Picard. I've always dreamed to do that with Kirk, but...
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Old January 10 2014, 11:44 PM   #19
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Geordi, it is time that you and I had "the talk".
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Old January 11 2014, 12:00 AM   #20
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Riker: "Geez, why don't you two get a room?"
Picard: "Why don't all of you clear my bridge!"
LaForge: "Uh...do I have any say in this at all?"
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Old January 11 2014, 12:06 AM   #21
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PICARD: Two in gold and one in the ground? What does that even mean?

GEORDI: No idea sir, that's just what Future Guy told me.
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Riker: But...the doors open automatically!
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Picard: I'm sorry, Will. But Counselor Troi and I can clearly see that you put shoe polish in your beard. And it's high time you stop using the Tribble ambassador as a hairpiece.
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Old January 11 2014, 06:36 AM   #24
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Picard: I'm sorry, Will. But Counselor Troi and I can clearly see that you put shoe polish in your beard. And it's high time you stop using the Tribble ambassador as a hairpiece.
Riker: Fine sir, if you believe I deserve to be humilated then having my head vaporized by a notorious Tribble-ophobic officer for a little strawberry jam stain on your precious copy of The Globe Illustrated Shakespeare, make it so!
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Old January 11 2014, 04:57 PM   #25
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Geordi: There, that was the last upgrade. It took me two years but I've tweaked every system and component by hand. Ship systems running at 98.6 percent efficiency, sir. She'll go warp 9.9 at your command. I can finally take an evening off.

Picard: I hear Starfleet has a new ship that starts at warp 9.975.

Geordi: Dammit!





Picard: Sorry Will. I tried that "Finest officer with whom I have ever served" shtick on Counselor Troi, but being an empath, she saw right through it.

Riker: Did you tell her I'm in a band?
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Riker: So it turns out you can move your career pretty fast on a Klingon ship if you meet the right woman. *wink*


Picard was really good at playing chicken. Wesley in an environmental suit, not so much.



Picard: You'd look good in gold.
LaForge: Oh, no, captain, please don't. I've got too much potential to die as security guy just to prove the situation is serious!
- sorry, Tasha.
Yar: I'm sorry?
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LAWAXANA: Frankly Jean-Luc, your human nudity taboos are ridiculous.
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Old January 12 2014, 04:51 PM   #28
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Picard: Ugly bags of mostly water? Beverly, it's for you.
Beverly: Oh no he di'int!
Data: Oh, snap!
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Old January 13 2014, 02:01 AM   #29
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Picard: "So Geordi, do you like movies about gladiators?"


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Old January 13 2014, 03:37 AM   #30
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Picard (sotto voce): "Geordi, I want you to verify something for me...discreetly. Would you casually glance around the bridge and tell me if you think Commander Riker is wearing a Wonderbra?"
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