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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old January 7 2014, 08:46 PM   #31
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #240: Captions Against Humanity

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Kirk realized he should have promoted Uhura along with the rest of the Command Staff-or not held this meeting in the main airlock.
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Old January 8 2014, 12:55 AM   #32
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Kirk: "A very insightful question, Commander! And the answer is no, we will not be wearing these new uniforms during any encounters with the Klingons. Starfleet Command believes that would only be asking for trouble."
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Old January 13 2014, 04:29 PM   #33
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Kirk: Uhura, what's our ETA?
Uhura: Computer, what is our ETA?
Computer: Bitch, get a calculator. They're like three for a dollar at Walgreens.
Chekov: That computer voice sounds a little off.
Kirk: Starfleet Command is looking into it.
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Old January 17 2014, 11:05 AM   #34
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Uhura: Computer, end program. Computer? Computer? End the program. COMPUTER, END PROGRAM.

Kirk: Um, Lieutenant, this is the real staff meeting. The holodeck is the room next door.
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Old January 18 2014, 02:21 AM   #35
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SCOTTY: Did ye see that, Captain? The power's fluctuating. I gotta get to Engineering!

KIRK: It's Uhura flicking the switch. You're staying for the whole briefing, Mr. Scott.

SCOTTY: Worth a shot.
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Old January 19 2014, 12:21 AM   #36
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New Contest!
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Old January 19 2014, 01:18 AM   #37
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