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Old January 2 2014, 10:35 AM   #91
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Re: "I, Mudd" Line-by-Line!

Mudd: I shall do that, Kirk, when I'm ready.
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Old January 2 2014, 02:33 PM   #92
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Kirk: I'm telling you now.
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Old January 2 2014, 04:36 PM   #93
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MUDD: And I do the telling on this planet, Kirk, old boy. You do the listening.
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Old January 2 2014, 06:37 PM   #94
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Kirk: All right, I'll listen. What are you telling?
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Old January 2 2014, 06:44 PM   #95
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MUDD: Merely that you might as well start enjoying yourselves. It's really a very, very nice place, and you're all going to be here quite probably for the rest of your lives.
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Old January 2 2014, 06:48 PM   #96
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Mudd laughs. Then after the commercial break...

Kirk: Harry Mudd, you're a liar and an outlaw an in deep trouble. I want navigational control restored and my ship released.
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Old January 2 2014, 06:55 PM   #97
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MUDD: Sorry. That'd be against the law. My law. Decreed by Mudd the First. Voted in by the resident population. Lovely, aren't they? You must admit, Kirk, that I still retain my eye for beauty. I decreed that I should always be surrounded by it, and my decrees always come to pass. I've had five hundred of them made up to attend me. All of them identical, beautiful, compliant, obedient.
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Old January 2 2014, 06:56 PM   #98
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^ that line was from earlier.

Mudd: Sorry. That'd be against the law. My law. Decreed by Mudd the First. Voted in by the resident population. Lovely, aren't they? You must admit, Kirk, that I still retain my eye for beauty. I decreed that I should always be surrounded by it, and my decrees always come to pass. I've had five hundred of them made up to attend me. All of them identical, beautiful, compliant, obedient.

Continuing forth...

Spock: Five hundred of the same model? That seems rather redundant.
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Old January 2 2014, 07:02 PM   #99
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MUDD: I have a fondness for this particular model, Mister Spock, which you, unfortunately, are ill-equipped to appreciate.
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Old January 2 2014, 07:15 PM   #100
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Kirk: All right, Harry, explain. How did you get here? We left you in custody after that affair on the Rigel mining planet.
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Old January 2 2014, 07:17 PM   #101
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MUDD: Yes, well, I organized a technical information service bringing modern industrial techniques to backward planets, making available certain valuable patents to struggling young civilizations throughout the galaxy.
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Old January 2 2014, 07:29 PM   #102
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Kirk: Did you pay royalties to the owners of those patents?
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Old January 2 2014, 07:33 PM   #103
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MUDD: Well ... actually, Kirk, as a defender of the free-enterprise system, I found myself in a ...in a rather ambiguous conflict as a matter of principle.
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Old January 2 2014, 07:34 PM   #104
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Spock: He did not pay royalties.
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Old January 2 2014, 07:56 PM   #105
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Mudd: Knowledge, sir, should be free to all.
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