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Old January 4 2014, 05:07 AM   #46
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #280: The Ultimate Caption


CHEKOV: Stifler's mama! She wussian!
SULU: Dude....Chick's a MILF
CHEKOV: Vrong timeline, aren't ve?
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Old January 13 2014, 04:23 PM   #47
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Shatner: "Mr. Lucas, if you ever want to work on this show again you will never frame another shot to make me look shorter than these guys."
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Old January 15 2014, 09:33 PM   #48
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McCoy: I had a dream last night that Starfleet had engineered these handles to look and feel like a human penis.

Kirk: Must have been a nightmare.

McCoy: Nightmare? Oh... yeah, yeah. Nightmare.




Sulu: Captain? Why would the Scalosians refer to you as Captain Quick Draw?

Kirk: Drive, Sulu. Drive.




Chekov: No, Keptin. It's definitely telling me to press the ANY key.




Wesley: Dammit, Jim, haven't you ever seen a threesome before?




Kirk: ... and that's how I found out that Denebian slime doesn't make for a great lube.
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Old January 15 2014, 09:41 PM   #49
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Sulu: "It's the Remakkian Minister of Police, Captain. He says he needs to talk to you concerning their Prime Minister's daughter."
Kirk: "Bones, what's the age of consent on Remakk? It's twenty-one, right?"
McCoy: "Twenty-three, Jim."
Kirk: "Crap!"
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Old January 18 2014, 11:05 PM   #50
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