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Old December 30 2013, 03:33 PM   #31
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SPOCK: The mission is over. I believe it's time for you or McCoy to make a thinly veiled racist joke at my expense.
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Old December 30 2013, 08:24 PM   #32
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McCoy: I hate ridding in a turbolift with Spock on Plomeek soup day.

[Kirk, stiff as a board, falls over]
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Old December 30 2013, 11:30 PM   #33
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Spock: "Fascinating. With this remote control, I can manipulate this android of the Captain to operate a life-sized ventriloquist dummy of Doctor McCoy. Observe."

McCoy dummy: "Bite me, Chekov."
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Old December 31 2013, 01:51 AM   #34
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SPOCK: The mission is over. I believe it's time for you or McCoy to make a thinly veiled racist joke at my expense.
McCoy: Certainly a computer, like you, knows that you get to go first every third mission. Or are your ears interfering with your arithmetic?
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Old December 31 2013, 05:16 AM   #35
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Wesley: Jim, our power reserves are dead, and life support is failing! I need you to transport over as much Jim Beam as you can spare!
Kirk (O/S): Wouldn't some antimatter be more helpful, Bob?
Wesley: No! Why do you think she's called Lexington, Jim? She runs on pure Kentucky bourbon!
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Old December 31 2013, 05:33 AM   #36
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Wesley (in pain): "Got to...warn Kirk! Bourbon and beans! Explosive combination! Arghhh..."
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Old December 31 2013, 05:59 AM   #37
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Wesley: Jim, our power reserves are dead, and life support is failing! I need you to transport over as much Jim Beam as you can spare!
Kirk (O/S): Wouldn't some antimatter be more helpful, Bob?
Wesley: No! Why do you think she's called Lexington, Jim? She runs on pure Kentucky bourbon!
As a native of that fair city, I approve this message.
For the world is hollow and I have touched the stuff.
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Old December 31 2013, 05:00 PM   #38
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Kirk, offscreen: Shut up, Wesley!
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Old December 31 2013, 08:38 PM   #39
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Commodore Wesley: "Dammit Jim! you guys totally side-swipped my port nacelle! Twenty-Third century political correctness aside, those Asian drivers are ALWAYS the same!"
Commodore Wesley: "Hell Jim, you'd probably have better luck with a Betazed WOMAN at the helm !!!"

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I'll take PC over race jokes any day.
Commodore Wesley:

"So a Klingon, a Romulan and a Cardassian, all walk into a bar.

The Human bartender says, "You two fine gentlemen can drink for free, if you both first kill that piece scum."

The Klingon, Romulan and Cardassian all disintegrate each other.

The Human bartender smiles and goes back to her crossword puzzle."


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Old December 31 2013, 11:48 PM   #40
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KIRK: I assure you Mr Sulu we buried jokes about Asian drivers along with our other racial stereotypes a long time ago.

Sulu: Thank you Captain, I'll just take another go at the space dock door.
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Old January 1 2014, 03:23 AM   #41
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Uhura: *thinking* I wish he'd shake his hot Vulcan buns..
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Old January 1 2014, 06:13 AM   #42
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Uhura: *thinking* I wish he'd shake his hot Vulcan buns..
Spock: Limited telepathic abilities are inherent in Vulcanians, Miss Uhura. *starts twerking*
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Old January 1 2014, 06:43 PM   #43
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Wesley: Jim, our power reserves are dead, and life support is failing! I need you to transport over as much Jim Beam as you can spare!
Kirk (O/S): Wouldn't some antimatter be more helpful, Bob?
Wesley: No! Why do you think she's called Lexington, Jim? She runs on pure Kentucky bourbon!
As a native of that fair city, I approve this message.
For the world is hollow and I have touched the stuff.
That goes for me too!




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Old January 2 2014, 07:02 AM   #44
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Sorry, George. Permission to post your pictures from this mission to Facebook denied.
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Old January 2 2014, 07:07 AM   #45
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SULU: But why Esperanto?

KIRK: A job's a job.
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