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Old December 23 2013, 07:23 PM   #16
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Thanks for the win, LnX.



Dax: Now that Sisko is gone, we don't have to pretend to take orders from you, Nerys. In fact, everyone here outranks you, even O'Brien.



Sisko: Kansas City-style BBQ? What's dad thinking? I'd rather go back to fight the Dominion.
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Old December 24 2013, 04:10 PM   #17
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Jadzia: "The JemHadar shouldn't be much of a problem, first we'll poison their "gods," then we'll destroy the white production facilities, then we'll ...

... they're right behind me, aren't they?"


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Old December 24 2013, 04:25 PM   #18
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O'Brien: *whispering* I'd be damned. Julian was right somehow. That old Shran hologram is keeping the Jem'Hadar at bay for some reason.
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Old December 25 2013, 03:01 PM   #19
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O'Brien: "Let me guess... torture?"
Odo: "No. You got drunk last night and lost at strip domjot to Morn. Keiko will be here in a few minutes."
O'Brien: "Oh yeah... torture..."



Kira: "I have an announcement to make. I'm pregnant, and one of you is the father."
O'Brien: "Oh crap!
Worf: "Oh crap!
Jadzia: "Oh crap!
Bashir: "Oh... I wish I could say, Oh crap!"



Sisko "Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog... a fuckin' Christmas tree... a little turkey. But, no! I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can!"






O'Brien: "I think I ate too much turkey."
Jadzia: "It's traditional. You can always get Julian to pump your stomach."
Odo: "Do we have to watch this? I only want to watch Doctor Who."
Jem Hadar: "Will you muppets pipe down, we want to watch this..."



"And now on KBC, it is 3pm, and time for the Klingon Chancellor's Kristmas Message."
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Old December 25 2013, 06:00 PM   #20
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Kira: So how do you like my breast reduction surgery?
<space crickets>
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Old December 25 2013, 06:56 PM   #21
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Gowron: Welcome to Kronos Shopping Network. Our first item for sale is this combination floor buffer and sex toy. For when you want glory to you....AND your hoooooouuuuuuuse!
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Old December 26 2013, 10:27 PM   #22
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Kira: So how do you like my breast reduction surgery?
<space crickets>
Dax: Um, Kira-you're supposed to reduce the size, not the height of their location.
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Old December 26 2013, 10:31 PM   #23
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Thanks for the win! -Mistral
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Gowron: "The crisis is over. The Romulans have turned their transports around. The other guy blinked. I, of course, am physically incapable of such an action."
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Old December 27 2013, 01:33 AM   #24
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O'Brien: How could this get more embarrassing?

Picard: (off screen) ...Thank you for allowing me to tour your facilities... oh.



Kira: Okay, whose idea was it to take the Defiant on a joyride and spray paint "Bajor sucks" on the port nacelle?

O'Brien: What if those were two separate ideas?



Computer: Welcome to our holiday themed conduits!

Sisko: QUARK!!!!




Gowron: ...After careful consideration with my advisers, I will be deleting my twitter account...
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Old December 27 2013, 04:56 AM   #25
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TFTW, Ln X!




O'Brien: So, I have to wear this and parade around the promenade or you'll turn me over to the Bajorans who are calling for my death?

Odo: Yes.

O'Brien: And I thought the Cardassian legal system was bad!



Kira: All I said was that I didn't think Kirk was all that sexy!

Worf: You are without honor.



Sisko: Who's idea was it to invite Alan Scott on board the station, then cut him with wood, thus releasing the power of the Starheart?



Surprisingly, the Jem'Hadar all voted to watch Smurfs 2, out-numbering the DS9 crew, who were hoping to see the new Hobbit movie.



Staring Contest with Gowron has now beaten Hypnotoad as the highest rated show in the Alpha Quadrant. Interestingly enough, it also was now the longest consistently running show, beating out even Doctor Who, which had recently celebrated it's 400th anniversary, though that was due to that show going on hiatus roughly every 20 years.

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ODO: Jem'Hadar? (snort) They're just Tosk with better make up.

They're right behind me, aren't they?
O'Brien: Aren't you, like their god or something?

Odo: Oh, yeah...

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Dax: It was really nice of the Jem'Hadar to invite us over to their mess hall for dinner.

O'Brien: Agreed. I'm famished. Computer, what's on the menu for tonight?

Computer: Today's specials are Trill, human and Changeling.
Jem'Hadar: Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
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Old December 27 2013, 04:04 PM   #26
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The next caption contest is now up!
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