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View Poll Results: How does Seven of Nine look naked???
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Old December 25 2013, 11:47 PM   #91
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KIM: That looks like the crew manifest.
SEVEN: The Doctor asked me to pick a suitable candidate.
KIM: For what?
SEVEN: Lesson ten. The first date.
KIM: Your first date?
SEVEN: I've narrowed the list to two crewmen, based on work performance and compatible interests.
KIM: I didn't know you had any interests.
SEVEN: Neither did I, but apparently they include astronomy, quantum mechanics and music.
KIM: I play the clarinet, you know.
SEVEN: You are not one of the candidates, Ensign.
KIM: Oh. Well, maybe I could help you pick Mister Right.
SEVEN: Ensign Bronowsky, assigned to the Airponics bay. His work record is flawless and he plays the accordion.
KIM: Badly, very badly. He's got no sense of humour.
SEVEN: Lieutenant Chapman, Structural Engineering.
KIM: Chapman's a nice guy.
SEVEN: We worked together on an away mission. He seemed efficient.
I don't think Seven put inside the criteria: "Is he into me?"

Either becuase attraction is irrelevant at such an early stage in the proccess that friends can date without subtext, or she's worked out mathematically that all men want her... Which is not a handsome quality in anyone.

But this is what I figured out... A man has to ask a woman out on a date, even a stranger, quickly, before he sees him leering. If she sees him leering before he can confirm dinner (or be rejected.), then he is a perve and put on a stranger-danger list, but only a sociopath approaches a stranger and asks her for her phone number and then to meet her someone at night to get drunk and see what happens.

This is what men forget.

Smart women can get a free dinner without having sex at the end of the date or during the date.

Meanwhile really smart women can buy their own damn dinner and don't like being patronized or manipulated.

Food on Voyager is free.

Although, if Seven is as excellent a cook as she thinks she is, and hostess, you would think that she would become a hard target for everyone sick of Tallaxian Cousine?

Her spice rack is her best rack by a country mile.
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Old December 25 2013, 11:57 PM   #92
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I don't think 7 sees asking someone on a date as any more fraught than asking someone to play parrises squares. They will either say yes or they will say no. If they say no she will ask someone else. She is like those simplistic people on the internet who say "just ask her out" and "just leave him" and "just.." I doubt she has thought that the recipient of her date request may have lots of other ideas about this potential evening. Including fear
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Old December 26 2013, 12:53 AM   #93
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Kim leered at her when he reminded Seven that he played the Clarinet.

He leered at her a lot.

Which is why he is on the stranger danger list.

It's the whole spectrum problem.

If she can't get skeeved out from the wrong guy looking at her, then she can't get giddy from the right guy looking at her.

(Because she's dead on the inside.)
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Old December 26 2013, 01:21 AM   #94
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She's not dead on the inside, she's dormant!

The right person will jump start her.
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Old December 26 2013, 01:27 AM   #95
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You mean like Chakotay?
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Old December 26 2013, 01:39 AM   #96
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He's in the shed untangling cables. Meanwhile, under the hood a dashing Captain Janeway presses pips together and..!
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Old December 26 2013, 01:45 AM   #97
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She's not dead on the inside, she's dormant!

The right person will jump start her.
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You mean like Chakotay?
Dormant, not door mat.
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Old December 26 2013, 01:46 AM   #98
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He's in the shed untangling cables. Meanwhile, under the hood a dashing Captain Janeway presses pips together and..!
Tips, not pips.

Fricking typos.
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Old December 26 2013, 01:48 AM   #99
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Chakotay is that lefty guy at school who talks up women out of his league and acts surprised they won't sleep with him.
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No it's pips from the famous pips fiddling scene. Pips are now a euphemism, a Voyager euphemism.
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Old December 26 2013, 01:52 AM   #101
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And only one person gets to handle the captain's pips.
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Chakotay is that lefty guy at school who talks up women out of his league and acts surprised they won't sleep with him.
That's only true if you think he was after Janeway the whole time.

All that is imaginary given credence by a few loud sociopaths.

Take Janeway out of the Equation and he's batting a 100.
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Take Janeway out of the Equation
You mean like, blow up the universe?
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There are plenty of other universes.
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