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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old December 9 2013, 07:12 AM   #16
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Ship's Computer: Transmission suspended. Please insert seven credits for the next five minutes.



Data: Words with Friends is not very fun without friends.



Crewman: This petition has over a hundred signatures on it, sir. All of us noncoms just want the cool season three uniforms too!



Worf: Seven Minutes in Heaven does NOT have a doubles variant!



Picard: Somehow, watching this episode in standard definition just doesn't cut it anymore...
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Old December 9 2013, 11:00 AM   #17
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Picard: "I see Madame Tussaud has been here..."
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Old December 9 2013, 12:52 PM   #18
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Picard: You'll want to stand back. Ensign Crusher has the best sideboob peripheral vision on the ship.




Worf: Computer, play Stayin' Alive.




Crewman: So you see, sir, the analysis indicates it was Commander Riker who was beaming his excess assfat and beard hair into my transporter pattern.

Picard: I knew no one could eat that many space donuts every day and fit into his uniform!




Strange, Geordi, I don't remember CC'ing the crew this picture of Spot evacuating in Commander Riker's Trombone. Geordi? Everyone? Hello?




Picard: Who has the remote?
Beverly: I put it on that shelf over there.
Picard: Dammit! 24th century and women still don't get it!
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Old December 9 2013, 06:45 PM   #19
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SHELBY: Seriously, you guys still use screensavers?





SHELBY: Touch me again, and I sue.





TRICORDER READING: To Be Continued...
DATA (thinking): NOOOOO! I hate it when they do that!





PICARD: Sure, you're on a better network, but my PADD came with the exclusive "Captain's Colour" case.





SHELBY: Hmm. Firmer than mine. Better assign him to a dangerous Away Team soon.
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Old December 10 2013, 01:28 AM   #20
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Worf: At this point, the accusations in Ensign Lefler's harassment suit against Cmdr. Riker will become clear... as the puppets will now demonstrate
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Old December 10 2013, 05:51 AM   #21
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Second Officer's Personal Log, supplemental. I have been on this planet for 87.3 hours now, and I still have not found any trace of this "snipe" creature that Commander Riker ordered me to capture.
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Old December 11 2013, 02:48 AM   #22
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Speak 'n' Spell: B - O - R - G. That is correct. Don't let them assimilate me.


Picard: The first officer of this ship has one job: to prop their leg up on the console and put their crotch in Mr. Data's face. If you can't do that, you can't have the job.
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Old December 11 2013, 06:16 PM   #23
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Thanks for the Klingon belly laugh award.


Picard: Isn't the upgrade suppose to make it faster?
Geordi: Damn Windows.


Data: It must be a malfunction. Androids don't fart.


Picard: What does all this technobabble mean?
Engineer: Sorry, Geordi said you can submit anything to you and your uneducated butt couldn't decipher it. I wouldn't have used babble if I knew you knew what it was.
Picard: Ahem... of course I know what it means.
Engineer: Oh, so can you assist me with the transistic receivers?
Picard: Carry on.


Everyone feared to tell Worf his farts smelled pleasant.
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Old December 11 2013, 06:54 PM   #24
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Old December 14 2013, 12:12 AM   #25
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Thanks for the win!


Picard: Hmm...I see you're into vampires, Commander.
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Old December 14 2013, 06:04 AM   #26
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Tricorder: Mr. Data, your fly is down.
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Old December 14 2013, 06:14 AM   #27
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DATA: Interesting, apparently I need a scanning app.
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Old December 14 2013, 07:30 AM   #28
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Data: I am not detecting any snipes...
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Old December 14 2013, 07:33 AM   #29
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Picard: Don't be embarrassed, commander, most new arrivals on the Enterprise piddle on the bridge at least once.
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Old December 14 2013, 07:05 PM   #30
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Data: Every attempt to use this tricorder sends me to the Google Play store. I believe this tricorder has been assimilated.
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