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Old December 1 2013, 12:54 AM   #1
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Share what made you laugh the most on Enterprise

Ok I have to share this: Season 4 Episode 17 "Bound"

(Archer, Reed, and 2 MACO's aboard the Orion ship enjoying the hospitality of the Orion captain)

Orion Captain: Piracy is a risky business. I prefer commerce. This (points to the beverage) is from a planet in the Gorn hegemony.

Reed: The Gorn?

Orion Captain: The less said about them the better.

ROTFLMAO
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Old December 1 2013, 09:32 AM   #2
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Re: Share what made you laugh the most on Enterprise

The gazelle speech.
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Old December 1 2013, 10:33 AM   #3
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The gazelle speech.
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Old December 1 2013, 11:37 AM   #4
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Re: Share what made you laugh the most on Enterprise

When T'Pol got sold as a slave, on the Orion Market. It was so played for "cute," especially when that big-ass Orion picks her up, like a ragdoll and starts shaking her around, a bit ... despite all attempts to resist the urge to do so, it always gets a little titter out of me.
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Old December 1 2013, 11:43 AM   #5
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Old December 1 2013, 11:52 AM   #6
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Re: Share what made you laugh the most on Enterprise

From "Singularity" -

REED: If you really want to improve tactical readiness, why don't you help me with this protocol?

TUCKER: I'm a little busy right now, Malcolm.

REED: It's a chair.

TUCKER: It's the Captain's chair. It's just as important as your... Reed Alert.

REED: Reed Alert. That's not bad.




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Old December 3 2013, 10:33 PM   #7
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Re: Share what made you laugh the most on Enterprise

This throwaway bit at the beginning of Bound never fails to crack me up.

T'POL: A Vulcan science vessel surveyed the seventh planet over fifty years ago. The file states it's an M class world with a flourishing ecosystem. No intelligent life.
ARCHER: Sounds promising.
T'POL: They did report one distinctive feature which bears mentioning.
ARCHER: And that is?
T'POL: A species of flying reptile, some reportedly over two hundred metres long. They're also said to breathe fire. [pause] There's been lingering questions over the accuracy of this report.

There be dragons here. Love it.
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Old December 3 2013, 10:56 PM   #8
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Re: Share what made you laugh the most on Enterprise

That whole Captain's Table scene in "Unexpected"...

Trip: "I never had any intention of becoming a working mother!"

Ending with Phlox telling Trip that "he might be putting those nipples to work sooner than he thinks", while the Steward is walking in.

I can't tell you how much I disliked that episode for years... but lately my opinion has softened. I caught it on some channel I don't usually watch. Ended up staying for the whole thing. I think it's certainly the Enterprise episode with the most zingers in it. Even some dialogue I'm not sure is even supposed to be funny... like the Klingon telling the Xillryllian how he can see his house from here.
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Old December 3 2013, 11:27 PM   #9
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Re: Share what made you laugh the most on Enterprise

The opening of "Babel One," with Hoshi teaching Archer to insult like a Tellarite. Their facial expressions are priceless.
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Old December 7 2013, 09:02 PM   #10
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Classic.
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Old December 7 2013, 10:22 PM   #11
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This throwaway bit at the beginning of Bound never fails to crack me up.

T'POL: A Vulcan science vessel surveyed the seventh planet over fifty years ago. The file states it's an M class world with a flourishing ecosystem. No intelligent life.
ARCHER: Sounds promising.
T'POL: They did report one distinctive feature which bears mentioning.
ARCHER: And that is?
T'POL: A species of flying reptile, some reportedly over two hundred metres long. They're also said to breathe fire. [pause] There's been lingering questions over the accuracy of this report.

There be dragons here. Love it.
That was good. It was even funnier when I came across it being a reference to a comment by Spock in 'This Side of Paradise' to having seen a dragon on Bengeria VII. It makes it all the funnier.
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Old December 7 2013, 11:05 PM   #12
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Well I'm only on season 2, but so far, the episode when trip got pregnant. Singularity and night in sick bay.
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Old December 7 2013, 11:27 PM   #13
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Classic.


They should have used Phlox more, he was always amusing.
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Old December 8 2013, 07:05 AM   #14
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^ YES they should have. hands down my favorite ENT character.
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Old December 8 2013, 10:20 AM   #15
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Re: Share what made you laugh the most on Enterprise

Yeah they had a quite a winner there. Great actor, well developed character, alien race that was new and interesting, dapper witty fellow.. I think they missed out here.

I loved how we saw that Denobulan fright reflex in the VERY END! That was hilarious. And I loved how it wasn't just bumpy head alienness, it was toenails and tongues. And I loved his odd waddle.
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