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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old November 30 2013, 03:52 AM   #16
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Cochrane: Dude... this is an awesome disk... Anyone else wanna toke?

Riker and LaForge: Oh great...




Captain Picard immediately sensed James Kirk was no Julia Child.



"This is a jambalaya recipe from the future?"

"Yes, Jim. I had a dream that I visited a place called Sisko's before I fell through a black hole into an alternate reality where I dated Lt. Uhura as a young man. I boldly went where you have never gone before."

"What about me, Spock?"

"You were still fighting with me, Doctor."
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Old November 30 2013, 01:07 PM   #17
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Cochrane: It's a DVD of That Thing You Do, the film Tom Hanks decided to make instead of this. Lets put it on and see if he made the right choice!



Mr. Shatner's Divaesque demands on the set of Generations included having Patrick Stewart make him breakfast every day.



Shatner: Welcome to the Star Trek V wrap party!

Nimoy: It's awfully quiet Bill... where is everybody else?

Shatner: It's strange, they all had things come up at the last second. Walter has been cast as the lead in a major motion picture; Nichelle was washing her hair; George has a date with a hot babe and Jimmy... now let me get this right... jimmy said "I hate you Bill, I hate your film and I'd rather have a rectal exam from a gorilla than socialise with you".

Kelly: Still, more booze for the rest of us!
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Old November 30 2013, 02:09 PM   #18
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Picard: *mutters to himself* Don't tell him about the statue

Kirk: What?

Picard: Nothing
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Old November 30 2013, 03:20 PM   #19
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Cochrane: "Minidisc? That'll never catch on," they said. "They're the 8-tracks of the digital age," they said. Well, who's laughing now, huh? Who's laughing now!



Picard: You're not afraid that Antonia will associate these eggs with fertility and her innate desire to have kids, are you?

Kirk: I wasn't until right now. Okay, forget the eggs, I've got some big, juicy sausages.

Picard: But, won't she associate those sausages with...

Kirk: If there's a God, she will. You may want to go pop into someone else's Nexus reality for a bit.

Picard: Five minutes enough time?

Kirk: ...yes.



Kelly: ...and another thing, Bill, you might want to warn a guy before you cancel the Craft Services cart and draft one of your actors to cook in order to save money.
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Old November 30 2013, 06:40 PM   #20
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Kirk: And then I was all like, "What does God need with a starship?" and he was all, "No way!" and I was like, "Yeah huh!" and Spock was all, "Screw this noise"-

Picard: No way! And then what happened?

Kirk: Badda bing badda boom, I nailed a yeoman.

Picard: Oh, you suck! They made me go to therapy!
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Old December 1 2013, 02:08 AM   #21
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Old December 1 2013, 02:14 AM   #22
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Cochrane: Can't go anywhere without. Best music ever!
Riker: The Complete Works of... Nickleback
LaForge: Oh God NO!
Cochrane: Let's ROCK AND ROLL!
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Old December 1 2013, 04:42 AM   #23
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Cochrane: Wait a minute... why's the omni blinking red?!
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Old December 5 2013, 03:50 PM   #24
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Cochrane: We can't take off without it!
Riker: A urinal cake?
Cochrane: Gotta have something to aim at!
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Old December 7 2013, 06:13 PM   #25
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Picard: Captain's Log, Stardate 48648.1 Q decided to send me with all other captains of Starfleet ships named Enterprise in what he calls the world of specialized TV channels. We are currently in Food Network....
Kirk: Hey guys, it's Orion channel behind this door!
Picard: Is anybody there with some plasma condoms and sprays of space papillomavirus vaccine?
Pike: **BEEP**
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Old December 8 2013, 08:15 PM   #26
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Cochrane: Hey guys, you don't mind if I play what a friend of yours gave me? It's Hamlet read by your boss and a Kingkong named Yang. You know, I'm not only a big fan of booze and Steppenwolf...
Laforge: They didn't teach me that at Zefram Cochrane High Scool!!!
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Old December 8 2013, 08:49 PM   #27
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Cochrane: "Here it is, fellas! My most cherished keepsake! The first marijuana leaf I ever smoked, sealed in transparent duranium!"
Riker: "But...if you smoked it, then how...You know what, just never mind."
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Old December 28 2013, 02:08 AM   #28
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Wait, what's this ring? I'm married?!



Picard's mission to the past was the recruit Emeril Lagasse. But he had to prove he could cook. Things were not going well at all, and the future of Cajun cuisine hung delicately in the balance.



Shatner: See, if we replace Doohan with Gene Wilder, we can do a Blazing Saddles crossover!

Kelley: Get Madeleine Kahn in, for Majel.

Nimoy: And Harvey Korman could play Trelane! This could work!
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