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Old November 2 2013, 11:36 AM   #16
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"Kes, I asked you for a CAT scan of The Gamester of Triskelion. What happened?"
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Old November 2 2013, 11:42 AM   #17
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"I'm not signing that! Sorry folks, no more autographs!!!"
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Old November 3 2013, 01:00 AM   #18
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Chaks: - and then my people burn incense and make love to Jewel mix tapes.
Janes: What did you say the name of that tribe was?
Toms: You make love - to the tapes?
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Old November 3 2013, 01:53 AM   #19
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After reading Triskelion/Skully's caption I realized WHY THE HELL IS Q WEARING SOCKS WITH SANDALS? I mean...come on it's the 24th century!

Reminds me of the time while watching TNG and Data's cat had kittens "by accident". Soooo...I guess they don't have spay/neuter in that century? O_O
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Old November 10 2013, 11:59 PM   #20
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Janeway: I...... oh my....
Chakotay: I guess now we know how ensign Kim spends the nightshift. Tuvok, please restore screensaver-2 to its original parameters...
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Old November 12 2013, 12:03 AM   #21
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Chakotay:..Kathryn? Shouldn't we beam up Neelix now? They are about to burst through the doors down there

Janeway: I'm not sure how I feel about finding that used tampon in yesterday's coffee from Mess Hall.
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Ewwwwwww!
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Old November 17 2013, 12:01 AM   #23
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Chakotay: Shaken but not stirred huh Katherine?


The Doctor's rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody always went down like a bomb.


Chakotay: I always thought you resembled a hedgehog but now...
Neelix: Now?
Chakotay: You remind me of my old cat.


Q: Let me rock your universe baby.
Kim: (muttering) That is so clichéd.

Doctor: This is the largest tapeworm I've ever seen! You said it came out of your bowls this morning Kes?
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Old November 24 2013, 07:59 AM   #24
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Kes: I looked up "sporocystian life forms" in the database.
EMH:.....
Kes: So, do you always just make shit up?
EMH: I need the memory for my porn files.
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Old November 26 2013, 02:14 AM   #25
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These are hilarious. Lol.
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Old November 26 2013, 04:04 PM   #26
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"What do you mean, you want cab fare?"
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Old November 26 2013, 04:36 PM   #27
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DOCTOR:Abby... Normal...
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Old November 28 2013, 02:25 AM   #28
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KES: I don't think that's enough turkey for the entire crew.
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Old November 29 2013, 06:03 PM   #29
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Chakotay: My tattoo has literally been in my family for generations.
Janeway: Damned Progenitors!
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Old November 30 2013, 03:41 AM   #30
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Janeway (holding envelope): A nail, a board, and Ensign Kim's career.

(pause)

Janeway: Name something that's hammered, something that's sawed, and something that's screwed.
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