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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old October 19 2013, 10:35 AM   #16
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #238: Tension

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Kirk: "-and it just wasn't the same after Peter Gabriel left."

Kamarag: "YOU FOOL! I meant his other Genesis vlog!"
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This one has my vote for best caption!



Ambassador: 23rd Century and we're still using Powerpoint? And, oh, no, he's embedded a video. C'mon, where's the holographic projector?



Kirk: Bad time to ask for a threesome, huh? Well, it was worth a shot...



Trill: Sir, we're not going to last much longer.

Riker: Damn it, that's twice in a row Picard has left me in charge and I've gotten the ship blown to pieces. You know what the worst part of it will be...the speeches I'll have to sit through..."You know, Number One, being a starship captain is a heavy responsibility..." Kill me now!
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Old October 19 2013, 04:32 PM   #17
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KIRK: Weird, all this time I thought you were Saavik.



TRILL: You were great in The Motion Picture.

RIKER: That was Decker!!!!! I knew shaving was a mistake.
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Old October 19 2013, 04:54 PM   #18
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Trill: ...I'm pregnant.
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Old October 19 2013, 06:03 PM   #19
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Kirk: Bad time to ask for a threesome, huh? Well, it was worth a shot...
Spock: "Technically sir two males and 1 Female is a gang bang"

Kirk: "Oh Shut up Spock!"
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Old October 19 2013, 07:54 PM   #20
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Kirk: Bad time to ask for a threesome, huh? Well, it was worth a shot...
Spock: "Technically sir two males and 1 Female is a gang bang"

Kirk: "Oh Shut up Spock!"
Valeris: I prefer the term "Spit Roast" myself.
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Old October 19 2013, 07:59 PM   #21
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Kirk: "Lieutenant, be careful! Even set on 'stun,' a phaser shot at this close range could be fatal!"
Valeris: "I set it on 'vaporize.'"
Kirk: "Oh. Well. Never mind, then."
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Old October 20 2013, 05:04 AM   #22
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Kirk: While you've got him at gunpoint, ask him for his mother's phone number.




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Old October 22 2013, 12:47 AM   #23
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``Down in front!''


``Names, Lieutenant, we need names --- wait, her phaser looks like it's got this googly-eyed smiling face looking back at her. It's not just me, right, everybody else sees that? It's like the goofy shark you'd paint on a kiddie ride at Seaside Heights. Who's with me on this?''


``They haven't seen me, Lieutenant, but I'm afraid they spotted you!''
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Old October 22 2013, 03:53 AM   #24
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``Names, Lieutenant, we need names --- wait, her phaser looks like it's got this googly-eyed smiling face looking back at her. It's not just me, right, everybody else sees that? It's like the goofy shark you'd paint on a kiddie ride at Seaside Heights. Who's with me on this?''


Kirk:
Valeris, it was implied that the rule applies to phasers as well as communicators.
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Old October 24 2013, 06:24 PM   #25
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Kirk: "You're probably wondering why I assembled you all here today, you see over the years each of you has done something mean to me ....

Doors clang shut and poison gas is released.

Kirk: " ... revenge is a dish best served cold."



Valeris: "The unshaven look just isn't working for you Captain, if you want to adopt a rediculous and silly "bad boy" look, try wearing a lame black shirt and a displaying a snotty ass attitude."

Kirk: "But that sounds so pathetic."

Spock: "Correct, no Captain of the Enterprise would ever sink that low."


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Old October 25 2013, 12:25 AM   #26
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Kirk: "You're probably wondering why I assembled you all here today, you see over the years each of you has done something mean to me ....

Doors clang shut and poison gas is released.

Kirk: " ... revenge is a dish best served cold."
Seven women in unison: I forgot to tell you! My child is yours! You'll take to take care of him/her!?

*doors open*
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Valeris: "The unshaven look just isn't working for you Captain, if you want to adopt a rediculous and silly "bad boy" look, try wearing a lame black shirt and a displaying a snotty ass attitude."

Kirk: "But that sounds so pathetic."

Spock: "Correct, no Captain of the Enterprise would ever sink that low."
Valeris: "Well, it worked for Archer."
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Old October 26 2013, 02:25 PM   #28
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Valeris: "The unshaven look just isn't working for you Captain, if you want to adopt a rediculous and silly "bad boy" look, try wearing a lame black shirt and a displaying a snotty ass attitude."

Kirk: "But that sounds so pathetic."

Spock: "Correct, no Captain of the Enterprise would ever sink that low."
Valeris: "Well, it worked for Archer."
Kirk: "Who?"

Valeris: "Your childhood hero..."

Kirk: "That's Ron Jeremy."
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Old October 26 2013, 04:04 PM   #29
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Kirk: Bad time to ask for a threesome, huh? Well, it was worth a shot...
Spock: "Technically sir two males and 1 Female is a gang bang"

Kirk: "Oh Shut up Spock!"
Valeris: I prefer the term "Spit Roast" myself.
Kirk: Well, I was going to say, "Devil's Three-way," but with the ears and the stereotype, I thought that was racist.

Valeris: Technically, sir, Vulcans are not a race, we're a species.
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Old October 26 2013, 05:30 PM   #30
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KIRK: How'dya get into our room?

SPOCK: Bilbo, Bilbo, Bilbo,,,
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