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Old October 21 2013, 10:37 PM   #31
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"Chief O'Brien, I'm pretty sure that finger-sliding mechanism is just a redundant
feature. You don't have to use that, you know. Tell you what, next time you beam
me down, let the computer handle it, alright? I don't want you getting creative ..."
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Old October 21 2013, 10:44 PM   #32
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"Chief O'Brien, I'm pretty sure that finger-sliding mechanism is just a redundant
feature. You don't have to use that, you know. Tell you what, next time you beam
me down, let the computer handle it, alright? I don't want you getting creative ..."
"So is calling the warp core Leah every time the Captain wants you to push the engines hard.
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Old October 22 2013, 04:43 AM   #33
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WORF: This one?

RICKEY: Dunno. Would it kill them to put fricking numbers on the doors?
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Old October 23 2013, 12:22 AM   #34
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WORF: "Observe, Data, how Ash assaults Ripley - attempting to kill
her, by forcing a rolled-up pornographic magazine down her throat.
Never put anything past an android ... sir."
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Old October 23 2013, 04:11 AM   #35
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Worf: Get me a Happy Meal. I'll be in the Fun Zone.
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Old October 23 2013, 04:37 AM   #36
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LaForge: I'm writing you up.
O'Brien: Worth it.
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Old October 23 2013, 05:53 AM   #37
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WORF: "Frag the lieutenant"? I'm not familiar with this idiom.
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Old October 23 2013, 10:18 AM   #38
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"Number One ... Wil ... Minuet doesn't need a mobile holo-emitter."
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Old October 23 2013, 11:52 PM   #39
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Geordi: Notice how whenever Picard and Riker decide to go on an away mission, they like to take the babes with them.

Data: *thinking* Only if Tasha had lived. Worf would have been sent away a long time ago, and I'd just ask Geordi to go away and enjoy one of his holodeck fantasies.
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Worf: Ambassador Troi is that way.
N.D. Officer: But sir, didn't Captain Picard tell you to escort her?
Worf: I am 'delegating authority'. Now GO.


Geordi: Reg? What are you DOING in here?
Barclay: Preparing moth balls. You would not BELIEVE how hard it is to get their little legs apart.


LaForge: It's called a gorch.
Data: It is huge.
LaForge: I wouldn't say anything about it.
Data: Is it casting a shadow?
LaForge: I really wouldn't say anything about it.


O'Brien: Uh..
LaForge: You know, I think their knees are supposed to go backward like that. It's probably OK.



LaForge: What are you beaming up again?
O'Brien: The natives referred to it as Gorignak. Must be something for the captain's archaeological lecture..
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Old October 27 2013, 06:00 AM   #41
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New Contest! Better late than never!
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Old October 27 2013, 07:00 AM   #42
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Not that there's anything wrong with that....



Crockett: I heard that Klingons are too cowardly to admit they are gay.
Worf: No we are not!
Tubbs: Not cowardly?
Worf: No!
Crockett: So a Klingon officer would admit he was gay?
Worf: Yes!
Tubbs: Otherwise he would be a coward?
Worf: Yes!
Crockett: But you're not a coward.
Worf: No.
Tubbs: Then you can admit you are gay?
Worf: No!
Crockett:
So you are a coward.
Worf: I am Klingon!
Tubbs: Klingons can't be gay?
Worf: Of course they can be gay!
Crockett: If they're not cowards?
Worf: Yes! But I am not gay!
Tubbs: But...you could be gay?
Worf: No!
Crockett: Ohh, because you're afraid of Klingons finding out.
Worf: I am not afraid!
Tubbs: So you can come out of the closet?
Worf: No!
Crockett: Because you're too brave to come out of the closet?
Worf: What??
Tubbs: You're saying that Klingon bravery stays in the closet?
Worf: I will kill you where you stand!
Crockett: Oh, so you'd rather dishonor the Klingon empire than admit you were gay.
Worf: No I would not! We Klingons demand honor in all things!
Tubbs: So Klingon honor demands a Klingon officer should be brave enough to admit he's gay? Otherwise he's dishonoring the whole Klingon empire?
Worf: Yes!
Crockett: Oh, I see. You won't admit you're gay because you are brave but have no honor.
Worf: No! I mean yes! I mean - look, I have warned you about confusing superior officers. Report to Counselor Troi's office immediately.
Tubbs: Yes sir. You don't have to hide your holodeck "calisthenics" lifestyle from us. The Enterprise is a "safe place."

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Worf <alone in corridor>: I AM NEITHER GAY NOR A COWARD! That's what I should have said.
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