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Old January 27 2014, 10:44 PM   #106
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Such a male fantasy. "My sperm is SO wonderful that women will want to keep it inside them for seven years!"

You and Hitler oughta get together
You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters
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Old January 28 2014, 12:19 AM   #107
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Such fantasies would seem necessary in Chakotay's case, to preserve his self-esteem and keep it somewhat intact. Behold! How Seska just ... helps herself ... to his DNA, like so many ripe, juicy berries waiting to be plucked out of a bush! So like a woman to be that selfish and vain - not even thinking of the Man's needs!
It Takes Two.
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Old January 28 2014, 05:14 AM   #108
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Such a male fantasy. "My sperm is SO wonderful that women will want to keep it inside them for seven years!"
There's a joke I heard Les "Barry Humpfries" Patterson tell so long ago... "I have stains on my trousers older than most of the countries in Eastern Europe."

Then there's something from the Odd Couple (the TV Show)

9 year old niece is contemptuously holding up a floor mat "How did you get this disgusting blue stain on your brown rug?"

Oscar "Huh? No, that's a blue rug."
"Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft."

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