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Old January 12 2014, 07:32 PM   #91
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I do have a ####ed up theory.

They were Changelings.

Why else cast Salome Jens?
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Old January 13 2014, 05:26 AM   #92
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Thank you for your input and observations, gentlemen. It's worth noting, however, dinosaurs are still with us, as in the birds. And even the Ostriche, which is a decent sized dinosaur, has a brain smaller than its eye. Dinosaurs are just not a good pick for evolving intelligence, I'm sorry.
Would you have been happier if they were some offshoot Ape ancestor of ours and became Space Kromaggs?
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Old January 13 2014, 01:31 PM   #93
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Anwar, I'm not really sure what I would've preferred, to be totally honest with you. But a hadrosaur evolving into a sentient, space-faring race is no more believable than it happening to a hoofed animal, like a bison. It's almost an insult to the audience's intelligence.

Now, I understand - in fact, I share - many people's fascination with dinosauria. I am very interested in finding fossils, as a hobby, it's most satisfying. Although, here in Pennsylvania, we have dinosaur tracks, rather than dinosaurs, because the dirt their fossils could be found in have been pushed up and eroded away by mountains, hills and forests. What we have though, in abundance are dinosaur tracks and the fossils of animals which proceeded them.

In any case, I would've preferred it if they invented some other lifeform, altogether, from the dinosaurian era and used that, instead. After all, the fossil record is incomplete. It always will be incomplete, because many dinosaurs did not spend most of their time in sentiment with a preference towards fossilization. And, at least, making up their own species would involve, you know ... a little more imagination. Come on, let's see what they taught you writers in Screenplays 101!
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Old January 13 2014, 07:20 PM   #94
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They make up a new alien species, then they lose the "Earth as common origin" plot point which is what the entire plot hinged upon.
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Old January 27 2014, 01:37 AM   #95
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I'm puzzled by something:

Seska told The Emergency Medical Hologram that she'd impregnated herself with Chakotay's DNA. However, The Doctor informed her that this effort was unsuccessful and that her son was half Kazon, instead. Chicks are getting pregnant every day, in all kinds of ways: A bottle of Whisky & a Friday night ... From the toilet seat in a Burger King bathroom ... what-have-you. So, my question is this: how - OK? - how could she have screwed it up? She didn't need to be that brilliant to get herself knocked up ...
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Old January 27 2014, 03:53 AM   #96
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Yes she did the turkey baster thing with Chakotay's man gumbo, but she simply didn't catch. She was also having regular booty calls with bad perm dude as part of her manipulation strategy, he's the one who knocked her up.

She really thought it was Chokotay's, but if you're the pass around sex toy at a fraternity kegger, there no telling.

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Old January 27 2014, 04:02 AM   #97
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I assumed that she was already pregnant by the time she flushed herself with Chuckle's chucklets.

No sluttiness required.
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Old January 27 2014, 12:13 PM   #98
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I assumed that she was already pregnant by the time she flushed herself with Chuckle's chucklets.

No sluttiness required.
This theory is sound. Now, I know all the girls love the big guy and therefore, his masculinity can never be questioned, but ... it's possible that he could be shooting blanks, also.

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Yes she did the turkey baster thing with Chakotay's man gumbo, but she simply didn't catch. She was also having regular booty calls with bad perm dude as part of her manipulation strategy, he's the one who knocked her up.

She really thought it was Chokotay's, but if you're the pass around sex toy at a fraternity kegger, there no telling.

I would be curious to know how Seska collected and maintained his seed, exactly. Was it a Monica Lewinsky type of thing? Personally, I always suspected that she collected "Chuckles' chucklets" from a spent condom. I can picture the scene:

She spies the spent condom on the floor, slipping out from betwixt the sheets with Chakotay, wearing clothes, surprisingly, despite just having done The Deed. She approaches it and looks down. The camera angles here would be very reminiscent of Fellowship of The Ring, when Gandalf saw the One Ring left on the floor by Bilbo ... trying to pick it up. Seska smirks to herself as she collects her prize, "I've got plans for you." But yeah, sleeping around, otherwise was, indeed, the Wild Card she had not intended.
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Old January 27 2014, 01:21 PM   #99
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I would be curious to know how Seska collected and maintained his seed, exactly.
Oh clever Seska, she knows how to put the coochie in acoochimoya..
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Old January 27 2014, 01:27 PM   #100
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(This happened on camera. You just forgot that it happened.)

Chakotay was tied to a chair.

She had an old school syringe.

Rammed the pointy end into his sack.

Pulled the plunger back, and drained him.

Then wandered off to find some place private.
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Old January 27 2014, 01:36 PM   #101
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NO! Bajoran's have secreted away vaginal pouches that store sperm for when there are no Bajoran men attractive enough to mate with which is most of the time so that the race won't die out and since Seska is a perfect Bajoran replica she uses this for her own ends.. but it fails. Because either a. she was already pg with the Kazon child or b. Chak's sperm didn't work. Unfortunately the secreted away vaginal pouch does not contain equipment to measure motility of sperm.
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Old January 27 2014, 02:00 PM   #102
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... Pulled the plunger back, and drained him.
... My BALLS!!!



My NUTS!!!
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Old January 27 2014, 02:02 PM   #103
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Everything is not about you 2takes.
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Old January 27 2014, 02:05 PM   #104
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"I'll try to remember that, Captain."
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Old January 27 2014, 07:31 PM   #105
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NO! Bajoran's have secreted away vaginal pouches that store sperm for when there are no Bajoran men attractive enough to mate with which is most of the time so that the race won't die out and since Seska is a perfect Bajoran replica she uses this for her own ends.. but it fails. Because either a. she was already pg with the Kazon child or b. Chak's sperm didn't work. Unfortunately the secreted away vaginal pouch does not contain equipment to measure motility of sperm.
That's Peacekeepers.

Peace keeper girls can hold fertilized eggs in stasis inside themselves without help from technology for up to seven years.
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