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Old January 23 2014, 06:46 AM   #1
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Voyager Caption Contest 118: The Voyager Bunch

Greetings Voyager fans!!!

The new contest is up...relish in your wins!!!! Especially Nerys Myk, awesome photoshop job on the Gorn!

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Braxton: I've come from the future after Labor Day to warn you - don't even think about wearing that!
Chakotay: I see the Temporal Prime Directive gets put to good use.
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B'Elanna: You can make whistling sounds with your hands as long as you want, I can still hear you farting.
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NEELIX: Uh, guys...
JANEWAY: Not now Neelix! We've got to find that Gorn!
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Chakotay: I do this every night, hoping one of us gets lucky.
Kathryn: One of us?
Chakotay: Well, there's you, me and the monkey.
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Janeway: Shouldn't this caption have been used in December
Da Vinci: Why....oh right, cos i look like santa...yeah you're right....Captain Kathryn really dropped the ball there didn't she

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BRAXTON: That's one of worst tats I've ever seen. 'Get that in prison?
CHAKOTAY: No, it is a symbol of my tribe....aw, hell. You're right, I got it in prison. I'm not even an Indian!

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Tuvok: One of us should sneak around the west side of the perimeter to flank while the rest of us--
Neelix: Leeeeroooooy Jenkins!!!

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B'ELANA: I told you your MMOPorn game wouldn't get any subscribers.
PARIS: I don't understand it. I ran ads on TrekBBS! I assumed Trekkies would click anything with giant breasts and a lot of skin, especially if it's presented misogynistically.
B'ELANA: Serves you right for stereotyping.

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Chakotay: *puckers*
Janeway: You aren't supposed to let me see you crossing your fingers. You aren't getting any tonight.
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Old January 23 2014, 07:08 AM   #2
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The Doctor: Do you know that you're forming acne on your lower chin?



Seska: (watching) You see, Culluh. We don't need an armada of Kazon warships to take Voyager. Just leave something shiny in their course and they'll beam it aboard.

Culluh: I'm not sure about this, Seska.

Janeway, Tuvok and B'Elanna: Oooooooo..... Shiny...



B'Elanna: Did you spike his tea again?

Janeway: No choice, it was the 14th time he'd talked about his animal guide this week.



Janeway: Its not you, it's me. Now get out.
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Old January 23 2014, 01:12 PM   #3
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"We regret to inform you that 'Mornings with Neelix' has gone off the air. You're watching: 'B'Elanna and Friends' ..."
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Old January 23 2014, 01:17 PM   #4
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"Commander Chakotay, inform Neelix that Humans do not use carnations to garnish their meals with."
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Old January 23 2014, 01:21 PM   #5
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"Captain, the giants in Gulliver's Travels aren't called anything. They're from Brobdingnag ... that's all."
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Old January 23 2014, 01:31 PM   #6
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"And the piano sounds like a carnival. And the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar. And say 'Man, what are you doin' here?'"
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Old January 23 2014, 01:39 PM   #7
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JANEWAY: "Thank you, everyone, for your input - altering The Doctor's personality was a great idea! The first thing we're going to take care of is his horrible Bedside Manner. That was your suggestion - right, B'Elanna?"
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Old January 23 2014, 07:58 PM   #8
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B'elanna: It appears we are being watch, like a Voyager series.
Janeway: They're probably making fun of us in some message board.


B'elanna: But that's impossible.
Tuvok: Most definitely.
Janeway: So you mean to tell me Voyager is inside it's own sickbay? Damn Delta Quadrant.
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Old January 23 2014, 09:09 PM   #9
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Thanks for the win ;-)




EMH: Yes, i can vibrate if necessary....why do you ask



Janeway:I can't believe it
Torres: I know...they killed Robb Stark and slaughtered everyone
Tuvok: wait...i still haven't seen season 2...crap!



Torres: Why is he making that face
Tuvok: If you look under the table, you'll see why
Torres: Oh, hi captain



Chakotay: Harry wanted me to give you this and mention promotion opportunities
Janeway: Dismissed



EMH:
So in conclusion...Neelix will need a serious operation to survive and...
Janeway
: Sorry doctor....Game of thrones is about to start
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Old January 24 2014, 01:18 AM   #10
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Janeway: "Keep working! One of has got to be able to get that horrible thing off the screen!"

EMH: "You know I can hear you, right?"
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Old January 24 2014, 02:33 AM   #11
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Thanks for the win


Tom: Are those hair plugs?
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Old January 24 2014, 06:39 AM   #12
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TUVOK: He's having that dream about being on the Bachelor, again.
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Old January 24 2014, 05:58 PM   #13
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Thanks for the win, Captain Kathryn!


EMH: Never tell a Klingon engineer her butt's too big.



The robot's waking. I better zip his pants back up.




Tuvok: ...Sioux? Blackfoot? Hopi?
B'Elanna: Apache? Cherokee? Casino?
Chakotay: Keep going, I'm sure I'll know it if I hear it.




Janeway: Got my coffee refill?
Chakotay: Depends. If your breath withers this flower the EMH has advised me to intervene.




EMH: Picard let Data get laid.
Janeway: Dead from the waist down .
Chakotay: Don't worry, Doctor, you get used to it.
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Old January 25 2014, 12:55 AM   #14
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EMH: Captain, you are overdue for your annual check up

Janeway: Computer. Change the EMH's height to six centimeters. Captain Janeway one-five-Alpha-Chuckles-Victor:

Computer: EMH adjustment complete
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Old January 26 2014, 07:52 AM   #15
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Doctor: ``I don't know if it's a holo-focus problem, or a space-time distortion, or a hallucination, or an alternate universe, or what, but I'm fed up with this nonsense happening every single week.''
Janeway: ``Join the club.''



Torres: ``It's … I think it's almost there … if we can get the color locked in … we've nearly broken through into the MeTV lineup!''



Torres: ``Great. Chucklehead's finally bored himself to sleep.''



Janeway: ``Yeah, that's good, so all I need is if you could just hold that flower for like the next seventy years, 'kay?''



Janeway: ``All right, Doctor, we put you on the main screen and on the back screen so you can see an infinite recursion of yourself. Now will you give back control of the ship?''
Doctor: ``I need to revel in my glories a little more. … All right, I'm done.''
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