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Old September 17 2013, 05:26 PM   #31
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Spock: "You seem depressed, Mr. Scott."
Scotty (lower lip trembling): "Oh, Mr. Spock! It's been a week now, and not a single soul has noticed my new hair style!"
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Old September 17 2013, 06:07 PM   #32
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Scotty: Spock, these lights keep blinking out of sequence.

Spock: I see.

Scotty: What should I do about it, sir?

Spock: Get them to blink IN sequence.
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Old September 18 2013, 03:55 AM   #33
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Scott: I'm tellin' you, Mr. Spock, you didnae have a brain at the time! You're nae gonna be able to use that wee device to remote-control Yeoman Ross!
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Old September 18 2013, 04:01 AM   #34
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SPOCK: I told you going to 11 was a bad idea.
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Old September 18 2013, 04:11 AM   #35
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As McCoy and Sulu stared in shock at the remains of Mr. Fluffy, Kirk slowly realized he did not, in fact, have his phaser set to "laser pointer".
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Old September 18 2013, 05:03 AM   #36
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Are ye satisfied, Mister Spock?
I am indeed, Mister Scott. I am indeed.
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Old September 19 2013, 02:37 AM   #37
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GIRL:I want to touch you...
KIRK:I'M CONVINCED!
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Old September 19 2013, 05:32 AM   #38
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KIRK: Relax, Spock. I got this.
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Old September 19 2013, 11:43 PM   #39
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SULU: The survey is complete Captain. We were unable to find any alien women on this planet.
KIRK: Keep looking. I will finish my scavenger hunt!



SCOTTY: Is that a tricorder or a children's toy?
SPOCK: A children's toy, of course. It's baby's first tricorder. You couldn't tell by the plastic colorful buttons?
SCOTTY: Oh. I mean, yeah, I was just testing you.



KIRK: Wait, you mean that wasn't a hallucination caused by an all powerful entity?
SULU: Nope, that was just some guy.
KIRK: Crap.



KIRK: What the hell is this? It doesn't look like me.
SPOCK: No Captain. It's a mirror that reflects your innermost secret desires.
KIRK: Um. No it's not.



KIRK: ... ... ...
SPOCK: I'm sorry to interrupt your dramatic pause, captain, but the planet is about to explode.
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Old September 20 2013, 01:48 AM   #40
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Spock: "I see your colorful, lighted buttons have burned out."
Scotty: "Aye. Do ye know where I can get some more?"
Spock (angles face of handheld device away from Scotty): "Uh, no."
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Old September 20 2013, 02:37 AM   #41
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SPOCK: Have you successfully repaired the computer with the components from the derelict ship?

SCOTTY: Aye, all that's left is to turn it on.

SPOCK: Could there be any problems?

SCOTTY: What's the worst that could happen?
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Old September 30 2013, 02:38 AM   #42
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New Contest!
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