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Old September 16 2013, 04:46 AM   #16
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Spock: Mr. Scott, I fail to see why you have summoned me to this vending machine. The emergency channel is not to be misused.

Scotty: Borgas frat, laddie! The wee bastard's out of reconstituted haggis!
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Old September 16 2013, 04:52 AM   #17
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SCOTTY: Poor Louie, God bless him... he's not with us anymore.
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Old September 16 2013, 05:06 AM   #18
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Scott: Aye, sir, that's the last of them. We've finally managed to purge from the ship's computer every last copy of your rendition of The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins...
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Old September 16 2013, 08:15 AM   #19
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BONES: Get control of yourself Jim, it's just a little spider.



Kirk: You're right Spock, she would have made a much better choice for Number One in the first pilot.

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SCOTTY: Poor Louie, God bless him... he's not with us anymore.
Spock: He should have came inside with the other two prior to the ship passing through the rings.

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Old September 16 2013, 07:53 PM   #20
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Kirk: Gentlemen, it would appear that we are between a rock and a hard place.

McCoy: That was funny three days ago, Jim.
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Old September 16 2013, 08:03 PM   #21
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Scotty: The top one makes a "whoop whoop" noise. The bottom one makes a "wheep wheep" noise.
Spock: And what of the middle one, Mr Scott?
Scotty: I dunno. I haven't turned it on yet, but the lads in engineering have laid odds that it makes a "wubba wubba" noise.
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Old September 16 2013, 08:15 PM   #22
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McCoy: Dammit, Jim! You didn't have to shoot the poor man for questioning your hairline.
Kirk: I forgave him, but the toupee...the toupee can never forgive.
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Old September 16 2013, 08:20 PM   #23
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Kirk: She has no legs! She must come from an advanced race of beings that have forsaken the use of legs and managed to deter gravity by floating.
Spock: ::sighs:: It is a hologram, Jim.
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Old September 16 2013, 10:47 PM   #24
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Kirk: She said she had to wash her hair...but the next day it was still done up in that braided contraption!
Bones: We're starving and surrounded by predatorial humanoids, Jim. Give your Yeoman fetish a rest!




Computer: Pingpingpingpingping....
Scotty: Trouble alert.
Computer: Beepboopbeepboopbeepboop....
Scotty: System failure alert.
Computer: You get a shiver in the dark, it's raining in the park, but meantime:
South of the river, you stop and you hold everything....

Scotty: Dire Straits alert.
Spock: Notify me if it goes to Hanson Alert.



Kirk: You call this a man cave?
Spock: I detect no sign of refreshments, Captain.
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Kirk: Isn't that the babe from that old 20th century TV show "Time Tunnel"?
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HOLOGRAPIC ANN MacGREGOR: Doug, Tony? What the hell happened?

KIRK: The name's Kirk.

ANN: You're not General Kirk.

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HOLOGRAPIC ANN MacGREGOR: Doug, Tony? What the hell happened?

KIRK: The name's Kirk.

ANN: You're not General Kirk.
KIRK: No, I'm being specific.
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Old September 17 2013, 05:08 AM   #28
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Kirk: My skill with a phaser is legendary. Legendary!
Bones: Those were our sandwiches, Jim.



Mister Scott, there is a panel here with no lights blinking.
They donnae all have to blink, Mister Spock!
I will pretend I did not hear that, Engineer Scott.
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MCCOY: Could you stop saying "Pew Pew" and put that thing away?
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Sulu: Captain, this rock is remarkable!
Kirk: Indeed, Sulu
(thinking) I wonder where I could get a haircut like that...
McCoy: (thinking) I wonder where Jim could get a haircut like that...

Bones: "He's not dead, Jim."




Kirk: Beam us up, quickly Mr Scot! This planet is affecting us all! (bursts into tears) It's so depressing!
Spock: What... is love?



McCoy: Jim, help! He's controlling my eyebrows!
Kirk: Leave his eyebrows alone or I WILL SHOOT YOOOU!!



Scotty: Oh Mr Spock, it's the middle panel. It doesn't light up! DOESN'T LIGHT UP I TELL YOU! WHYYYYYYYYYY?????!!
Spock: Doctor McCoy, come quickly, I think the effects from that planet have reached the ship
Scotty: WWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????!?!?!?!?!
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