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Old September 10 2013, 07:52 PM   #16
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Picard: Did Data just call me a self-righteous, arrogant, pansy, know-it-all?
Riker: I'll limit his Trek BBS visits.


Worf: Today is a good day for Kamala.


Riker knew he couldn't beat that fart, no matter what he ate.

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Old September 10 2013, 08:34 PM   #17
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Helm, set a course for Starbase 12. Thank you, um...?

Ensign Crusher, sir.
...
Wesley Crusher.
...
Doctor Crusher's son.
...
Doctor Beverly Crusher.
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The Enterprise's Chief Medical Officer, sir.
...
The Starship Enter - oh the hell with it. Bridge to Sickbay, one happy meal to go.




I wonder who has the A story this mission? Come on, transporter malfunction!




Riker: My first command decision sir? Then I decide...berry berry synth-froyo. And I gotta say, Commander Worf's insights into Klingon protocol have not been particularly helpful.

Kargan: He's a douche.




Troi: And when I turn this way, I can hear the ocean.




Data: Although I am fully functional, I do find it difficult attracting women.

Remmick: We all have since the Federation went to a non-currency economy.

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Old September 10 2013, 09:04 PM   #18
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Kargan: "What's the matter, Commander? You seem disturbed by Lieutenant Giral's appearance. Don't tell me those rumors that Earth women shave their pits and legs are true! Gad! Now I'm feeling disturbed!"
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Old September 11 2013, 12:03 AM   #19
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Remmick: Commander Data, have you ever had reservations with Captain Picard's sound judgement?

Data: No...What made you question him?

Remmick: He seriously considered Kathryn Janeway before selecting Riker as his first officer.
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Old September 11 2013, 05:37 AM   #20
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Riker:
Magnify.
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Old September 11 2013, 05:59 AM   #21
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Riker: "She do this often?"

Kargan: "Daily!"

Riker: "Well then I'm Up for the challenge."
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Old September 12 2013, 04:54 AM   #22
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Troi: Captain, I'm sensing overwhelming desire from all directions, and insane jealousy coming from the security station.

Yar: Captain, I can sense the future. I see a fat woman crying into her chocolate because she has no ring!
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Old September 14 2013, 01:05 AM   #23
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``Captain ... I hesitate to say this in front of the entire bridge crew but ... you forgot your Muppet.''


``Wait a minute,'' thought Worf, ``I'm the one beaming in. Oh dear Lord Frith in a pond, this is going to be one of those episodes.''


Riker failed to make friends with his Invisible Trombone.


``You're thinking of growing a beard? Have you gone mad, Counsellor?''


``Stipulating that this is the religious structure you propose, Mister Remmick, and that one may identify on it important architectural features including a steeple and door, and that the latter is something which one might open ... would it nevertheless not still hold an absurdly small congregation?''
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Old September 14 2013, 03:55 AM   #24
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Picard: Number One, how long has this camera been here?
Riker, thinking: Great, the captain's lost it again.


Riker: Holy crap, there is a camera!


Troi: It's nice to be able to see you, Will, without having to look around the glaring reflection off the captain's chromedome.
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Old September 14 2013, 06:36 AM   #25
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Troi: It was the chair.
Worf: Is someone burning a Klingon boot full of wet targ hair?



Picard: What happened to Ensign Ho?
Riker: Ro, sir. She transferred after our last Christmas Party.
Picard: Oh yes. Mistletoe, bloodwine and....
Riker: Holographic hearings, sir.
Picard:Yes. Well, carry on Bif.
Riker: Yes sir.




Kargan: Targ couture is the in thing now. That one's the Miley Cyrus crop top.

Riker: ...

Kargan: We have a matching set.

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Old September 15 2013, 10:34 PM   #26
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Picard, whispering: Data just used a contraction. I swear I just heard him use a contraction!



Riker: You expect me to use that?!
Captain: It is a KLINGON toilet. A KLINGON would have no qualms!
Riker: There are moving tentacles in there.
Captain: We KLINGONs know the caress of the ba'THOK! is useful for eliciting bowel movements!
Riker:....no. At this point I'm pretty sure you're just screwing with me. Worms for dinner, sure. Worms up the - no. No ,not even KLINGONS are that crazy.

And thus Riker earned the respect of the crew, and avoided an intestinal parasite.



Data: These photos are tagged as me,but I assure you, they are not. They must be of my twin brother, Lore. His morality is problematic.
Remmick: Problematic? That certainly describes my WIFE's morals.
Data: So I see from this picture.



Worf had no idea the ambassador's parting gift would be a bevy of tribbles.
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Old September 15 2013, 10:45 PM   #27
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Remmick: "Just answer the question, Commander. Did you write this or not?"
Data: "I am honestly not sure if this is mine or not. I have noticed that many elements of my original stories have been stolen by many other writers of Crusher/Troi slash fanfic."
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Old September 16 2013, 01:01 AM   #28
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"Mr. Remmick, I must end this staring contest immediately, because since I am an android I am assured of victory."
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Old September 16 2013, 02:23 AM   #29
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