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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old March 15 2014, 11:10 PM   #1
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Movies Caption Contest #243: In your face!

Hello everyone, I'm a little behind on this contest, but lets get back on track!




First up to the plate, we have the "Unpleasant Communications" Award, going to:

Alrik wrote: View Post


Geordi: It's for you Captain. The A.A.R.P. is having another membership drive."

Picard (O.S) Merde.
Next, we have the "Dangerous Plan" Award, going to:

Triskelion wrote: View Post


Scotty: That's it, lads. I'm pushing the shift key the fifth time.
Chekov: Are you insane?!
Next, we have the "Not always entertaining" Award, going to:

Finn wrote: View Post


Kirk: (thinking) I wish I had Romulan Ale on hand whenever Bones and Spock were bickering on the bridge.
Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


LAFORGE: It's some sort of temporal anomaly. We've somehow contacted last week's contest!



Two entries kept going back and forth in my brain for this one, so they both win!

inflatabledalek wrote: View Post

Geordi: Don't trust him Sir, he killed Mozart!
Maurice wrote: View Post

PICARD: Opinions?
GEORDI: Entry hall tile looks stupid as a starship wall.
PICARD: Noted.
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, a new contest!







Enjoy!
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Old March 15 2014, 11:16 PM   #2
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Computer: Incoming file, "Nemesis-script.txt."

Picard: I have a bad feeling about this...



Crusher: Just so you know, if you come after the Enterprise, I'll hyperspray you with photon torpedoes.



The moment they realized that turboshaft 3 was 2 doors down.
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Old March 15 2014, 11:44 PM   #3
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Computer Voice: "Incoming private communication for Captain Picard from Ambassador Lwaxana Troi. (pause) Incoming private communication for Captain Picard from Ambassador Lwaxana Troi. (pause) Incoming private..."
Picard (thinking): "Merde, merde, merde, merde..."
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Old March 15 2014, 11:49 PM   #4
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Sulu: Damn, there's too many decks and their numbers are in the wrong order, the fans will kill us!
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Old March 15 2014, 11:55 PM   #5
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Computer: Incoming transmission. Sender ID blocked.

Picard: It better not be another naked selfie from Ambassador Troi this time!



B'Etor: Ugh! Human females are so repulsive.

Crusher: You're not a prize yourself. Oh, and you forgot to turn off the sound, we can hear you!



Sulu: Hey, those idiots got the deck numbers wrong!
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Old March 16 2014, 12:42 AM   #6
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STEWART: Look Nick Meyer, our movies have books too!


KLINGON SCIENCE OFFICER: Damn, her vagina is a notorious petaQ generator.
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Old March 16 2014, 12:53 AM   #7
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Re: Movies Caption Contest #243: In your face!

Thanks for the win.



COMPUTER: Just a moment. Just a moment. I have detected a fault in the AE-35 unit.
PICARD: Merde...




CRUSHER: Are you ready for your oral exam, Geordi?
<Boom chicka boom music starts playing>
B'ETOR: Off! Turn it off!




TAKEI: ILM! Come back! The script's not that bad!
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Old March 16 2014, 01:18 AM   #8
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Thanks for the win


"Laforge to Picard. Ensign Kim is demanding you talk to him. He has just been passed over for a promotion again and it has been 13 years since Voyager got home"
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Old March 16 2014, 01:32 AM   #9
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Beverly: I'm sorry, Jean-Luc. I can't hear you over the sound of how hot I am.
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Old March 16 2014, 02:02 AM   #10
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B'ETOR: Can't we slap another filter or two on that?
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Old March 16 2014, 02:29 AM   #11
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JANEWAY: I know you're there Jean Luc. You can't hide and you're going on this mission!
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Old March 16 2014, 04:38 AM   #12
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``I guess it can't hurt to play the iPad Next Generation pinball one more time before bed.''


``Well, hello there, Mister Barclay … do you think you'll feel any like coming out of the trash bin today? No? Are you sure? We've got a fresh plate of cheesecake samplers we wanted you to share. Are you sure you want to keep hiding in there?''


``Hey, if we keep the camera at this angle we can hold our arms up and we'll look like we're Superman-flying! Let's do that instead! Up, up, and away!''
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Old March 16 2014, 04:48 AM   #13
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SULU: I didn't know rocket boots could support that much wei....aw crap!
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Old March 16 2014, 11:49 AM   #14
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Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


JANEWAY: I know you're there Jean Luc. You can't hide and you're going on this mission!
Picard: I'm about to join the Prophets with Ben.
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Old March 16 2014, 06:19 PM   #15
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TFTW Leadhead!



Computer: Incoming transmission from the House of Mogh.
Picard: Oh, my General Chang's Chicken is here.




B'Etor: I wonder if her deck plating matches the corrugated bulkheads.




Sulu: Mister Scott - in a kilt! Wrong shaft! Wrong shaft!
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