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Old September 3 2013, 09:54 PM   #1
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DS9 Caption Contest 80; The woes of Miles Edward O'Brien

August was a hectic month but fear not as I have found some spare time for this contest and then some. No longer will I be hosting the VOY caption contest and frankly it became a bit of a distraction when my heart was set on the DS9 caption contest.

And now having grovelled to you, we can move on to more pressing matters.



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Sisko: According to this, you put in the request for Deep Space Four instead of our station...

O'Brien: Bollocks. That's months away on the other side of the Federation, and Molly's birthday is tomorrow. Keiko is going to kill me!

Sisko: I'd worry about the kid. We are due for a possessed child episode.
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KIRA: What is this, fan fiction written by a horny 15 year old?
INTENDANT: Bashir dream sequence.
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Weyoun: "Because of the Founders and their cloning technology, I can call you spoonheads, 'spoonheads' all I want, and no matter what you do to me, torture me, maim me, kill me, I'll pop up again fresh as a daisy. Spoonheads!"
Dukat: "Ah yes, but we can keep killing you. It's an equitable agreement, and everyone is more than satisfied. Damar. Do the honours for Weyoun... what is it now?"
Weyoun: "Thirty-seven."
Dukat: "Weyoun thirty-seven."
Damar: "Yes sir." pulls out phaser and vaporises Weyoun
Bry_Sinclair wrote: View Post

Bashir: I thought you said Worf was being a pain in the ass, not that he had a pain in his ass.
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Nog: Why are we doing this again?

Dax: Because Benjamin saw this Spacetube video, "Picard & Riker being cooler than everything for 10 hours," and, well, he does not like to be outdone.

Nog: So, we're just going to keep walking down this corridor for 11 hours?

Dax: That's the plan, yes.

Nog: Did anyone tell him it's just a 30 second clip played on a loop?

Dax: Yes.

Nog: And?

Dax: Worf is now in traction and is being fed gagh through a straw.

Nog: In that case, I look forward to the next 10 hours and 57 minutes!
(Note: the money I would give to see Worf being fed gagh through a straw!)



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AND...cue K-Billy's Super-Sounds of the (23)70's....



A qHentIn teren'tI'no film...
Reservior Targs
The photoshop award goes to:

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Weyoun: That's fifteen ninety-five.
Dukat: I don't think so. It's been over thirty parsecs.
The tag caption award goes to the following:

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Worf: (over comm) Ops to Captain Sisko. A Dominion attack force is approaching.

Sisko: Not now, Mister Worf. We're doing our cool walk.
#Eye of the Tiger starts playing#
Congratulations to the winners, you captioning prowess has been duly noted.


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The theme of this caption is obvious; torture Miles Edward O'Brien anyway possible.

And now may this caption be a testament to a 9er's wit and sense of humour!

(Disclaimer: the fact that my first name is Miles should in no way inhibit your captioning prowess...)
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Old September 3 2013, 10:13 PM   #2
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Gul Evek: Miles Edward O'Brien, you have been found guilty of aiding and abetting the Maquis, and committing crimes against the Cardassian Union. What do you have to say for yourself?
O'Brien: Piss off you yellow bellied fuckers.


O'Brien: Come on Molly, catch the ball!
Keiko: Good luck with that, to her we must be chucking fruit...


Another one of O'Brien's and Bashir's holosuite 'adventures'.


Sisko: 45 chief! How do you feel about that?
O'Brien: Worst bloody day of my life!


O'Brien: Get over it Julian and man up! It ain't bleedin real remember?
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Old September 3 2013, 10:42 PM   #3
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Thanks for the win!




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Old September 3 2013, 11:46 PM   #4
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EVEK: We're here to arrest you, Miles O'Brien, and put you through a fixed trial with trumped up charges for political gain.
O'BRIEN: Oh, thank God. I was about to go on a vacation alone with Keiko!



O'BRIEN: You never told me you had a daughter from a previous marriage!
KEIKO: Yeah, I was really young and gave her away. I didn't think I'd see her again.
O'BRIEN: Does she have a learning disability, or...
KEIKO: The father was a Nausicaan. I WAS 17.



O'BRIEN: On the bright side, this is the least terrible thing that's ever happened to me.



KEIKO: Happy birthday Molly! For your present, Daddy is going to take you to your first Flotter program!



O'BRIEN: Is that...Keiko dancing naked?
BASHIR: Sorry. That's from MY subconscious.
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Old September 4 2013, 01:44 AM   #5
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Thanks for the award!



Gul: Oh, let's just say I'm after your Lucky Charms....



O'Brien: Now, sweetie--this is a ball.... You toss it...or you roll it....



After all those times where he'd inevitably find himself having a VERY bad day (to put it mildly)...O'Brien finally leaned the secret to staying sane: suck it up, bite the bullet, and look at the bright side....



Sisko: Okay, Chief, make a wish.

O'Brien: Okay, how about, no "torture O'Brien" for the rest of my tour of duty, here?

Keiko: Miles, don't tell it!



O'Brien: So what do you think of me wife?
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Old September 4 2013, 02:38 AM   #6
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KEIKO: I love you Evek, but I can't leave Miles!

O'BRIEN: Hey, let's not be too hasty



O'BRIEN: I'm naked, on a cold floor and feel like I've been hit by a truck. Must be Tuesday.
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Old September 4 2013, 08:23 AM   #7
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TFTW Ln X!



Cardie: You're telling me my Tamagotchi just rolled onto the transporter pad and accidentally beamed away? Keiko Ishikawa?

O'Brien: So, you guys wear cups? Never mind, I'll know in a minute.




Miles: See, you just squeeze this real hard and the stabbies go away for another day.




Keiko, you're warmer than usual.




Miles: You think the cake looks good, but I bet you a strip of latinum it has seafood in it.

Keiko: Oh Miles. Squid is a high source of copper.

Julian: And endocrine disruptors!

Keiko: Try not to ignite the flame with your breath this year.





Jules: Kiss me, Hardy!
Miles: I think Nelson said "Kismet."
Jules: Kismet, Hardy! With tongue!

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Old September 4 2013, 08:36 AM   #8
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Evek: Chief O'brien, you're charged with--
O'brien: Let me guess. Fabricated charges of smuggling? Torture? A show trial? My wife testifying against me?
Evek: No... you're speeding. Please don't pass warp 5 while traveling through Cardassian space.



O'brien: Hmm, I was always afraid Molly would like big balls too much when she got older.



O'brien: This is my third worst vacation ever!



O'brien: My wife is a demon who's out to make my life miserable captain! She's blackmailing me--
Sisko: You say this every other day, Chief... now's not the time.



O'brien: I don't know whether to be resigned to death, or happy you're going to die first.
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Bashir: UGH...!

O'Brien: How we doing, Doc?

Bashir: Well--shaken...not stirred.
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O'Brien: One of these days I'm going to beat Scotty's drinking record.


O'Brien: So what have we learned?
Bashir: Don't try to torture O'Brien.
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O'Brien: Ummm... yes... well... 'Cardie' is an affectionate term, I mean... err...



O'Brien: Molly, can't we sit on furniture?
Molly: No! You have to sit on the floor to make me feel taller



When the holosuite programme said 'Nudity light', this isn't what O'Brien was expecting



O'Brien: Lovely cake but Odo get your nose out of my daughter!



Bashir: Aarrgghh! When you said laser tag...
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Old September 5 2013, 04:33 PM   #12
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After a night of Scotch-infused chewing gum and Warp Core Breaches, O'Brien learns the hard way that the Cardassians still manufacture corrugated steel. "How retro!"


"Those ridges look fake. I think it's really Tom Riker!"


Keiko: Let's send her back.
O'Brien. Hold on. New Molly is kind of fun. Maybe you could go back in stead.
Keiko: Miles!
O'Brien: You know, to collect flowers or samples or something.


"Face it, Julian, Dax makes love like a Klingon."

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Old September 5 2013, 05:03 PM   #13
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Evek: I've always been fascinated by human intercourse.
Keiko: You can forget it! I will never let a Cardassian lie with me!
Evek: What makes you think I meant you?
O'Brien: (thinking) Bollocks.


O'Brien: Molly, go back to your room! Your mother and I are playing our special game.


O'Brien getting through one month without suffering any woes was reason for celebration...it didn't happen very often though.


Bashir: --and then she was like, 'yeah, yeah, right there! Mmmm yeah baby, just like that!'
O'Brien: Julian! I know I asked for all the details, but that's a little too much.
Bashir: Sorry Miles. I thought with you being married you might like the 'blow by blow'.
O'Brien: (thinking) Smug bastard...he's right though.
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It was said that the audience ratings shot up when O'Brien's moobs were on display...
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Head ridges are a "symbol of true masculinity?" I'll show that smug Klingon....
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