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Old August 6 2013, 12:52 AM   #16
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Troi: "No, they're not weapons! They're meant to be attractive!"
Picard: "They make you look like an Antarian Bear!"
Troi (annoyed): "Okay, fine! I'll trim them!"
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Old August 6 2013, 02:42 AM   #17
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TROI: It's a Betazoid accent, very common on my homeworld.

PICARD: Right and I sound like Charles bloody DeGaulle.
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Old August 6 2013, 03:41 AM   #18
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Troi: I'm a very motivated officer, captain. I can do... anything for you.
Picard: Counselor, I'm gay.
Troi: Oh, uhm, ok, that's good, good, nothing wrong with that...
Picard: Counselor, I'm kidding. And since your empathic abilities couldn't tell, you're also fired.



Riker: How long do you think he'll be out for?
Crusher: There's no way to be sure. I'm not even sure yet what's happening to him.
Riker: Ok, well, I'll take the chance there will be enough time to rummage through his quarters for that horgon I've wanted back.



OK, if you had slept with Deanna, you'd have the same look on your face. It's that simple.



Crusher: That's right, Worf. I'm the one who said I'd find you 'tame.'



The JJ remake of TNG...
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Old August 6 2013, 05:20 AM   #19
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On this ship I'll follow your orders. In Betazed space I could have you castrated and your grapes fed to carnivorous fishes. Just so you and me understand each other.




Ogawa: According to my device, he is a Pikachu.




Troi: Sir, I don't think referring to my office as "The Champagne Room" is therapeutically valid.




Crusher: How they hanging, Raisinets?
Worf: That is unethical!




Data: I do not believe the Captain would appreciate our "pimping out" our ride with glow lights.

Geordi: Shut up and set the nacelles to spin.
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Old August 6 2013, 05:29 AM   #20
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CRUSHER: If you can find a little time between texts, Ogawa. I could use a little help.
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Old August 6 2013, 07:38 PM   #21
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Captain's Log: Beverly is growing suspicious of my constant visits for sore eyes. It's damned hard not to look..
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Old August 6 2013, 07:39 PM   #22
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CRUSHER: If you can find a little time between texts, Ogawa. I could use a little help.
Ogawa: It's that Takei. He just posted another Picard pun *chuckle*
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Old August 6 2013, 11:11 PM   #23
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Sorry to hear of your troubles, Leadhead. Glad you're on the mend.




Troi: Face it, Captain, I'm the counselor you deserve, not the one you need right now.



While pretending to be unconscious, in order to get some well deserved rest, Picard didn't know what disturbed him more, Crusher's lackadaisical approach to his condition, Ogawa's blatant "I'd rather be anywhere but here" demeanor, or Riker's eagerness to declare him dead.



Captain's Log: I can't decide which I hate more, what can only be described as Riker's "Merde-eating grin" or Troi's ability to sleep with her eyes open.



Crusher: It was me, Worf! I replaced your Klingon Opera collection with 21st Century Earth singer Justin Bieber. And you thought it was Wesley all this time! I bet that pisses you off to no extent.

Worf: It would, if I wasn't wondering why it took you so long to come clean. The Klingon torture techniques I used on that boy should have sent any worthwhile mother into a bloodlust the likes of which would scare even a Klingon.

Crusher: Hey, I said I committed the prank, I never said Wesley didn't deserve what he got...



Geordi: Data, why are parts of you glowing under this black light?

Data: I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.

Geordi: Ew. Note to self, ask to be assigned another partner. Oh, and for bigger shuttle craft cockpits, too, while we're at it.
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Old August 7 2013, 12:33 AM   #24
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Ogawa (frantically thumb-keying): "omg! capn on flr! wtf!!! l8er..."




"Captain's Log: Judging by Counselor Troi's reaction to my offer of two week's leave for her and Commander Riker together in a luxury hotel suite on Risa, I'm now wondering if the Commander's copious boasting to me about his sexual exploits with her may have been mostly fabricated."
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Old August 8 2013, 01:05 AM   #25
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Music begins to play ♫ Bow-chica- wa-wa♫

Riker: (Thinking; "All right!"), "Hey wait a minute..I know her!"

Troi: "Oh God..."
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Riker: He keeps quoting Shakespeare and Dixon Hill.
Crush: Oh my thumb was on the clicker. Sorry.
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RIKER: Who's this "Eric" guy he keeps mumbling about?
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Old August 8 2013, 02:15 PM   #28
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TFTW!


"Hey there baby. You come here often?"
"Counsellor, now is not the time nor the place."


Picard: Mmm, Numbah One, that feels nice.
Crusher: That's my hand, Jean-Luc.
Ogawa: [thinking] Oh jeez this is awkward. Just focus on the PADD.


Riker always enjoyed letting rip with one of his silent but deadly in the Ready Room. This time however, Troi caught on when she felt the vibrations.


Crusher: Worf, you're up first for your prostate exam!
LaForge: [thinking] I always hate how excited she gets about those.


LaForge: Shit, it's the space police!
Data: I did tell you this was only a half-impulse zone and you were going at two-thirds.
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Ensign Gates: [thinking] Why is it a medical emergency whenever Picard flakes out on the Bridge? I mean that's what happens whenever he hits the Aldebaran whisky!
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Picard: Numbah One, if you don't get those stinknuts off my bridge post haste, I shall proceed to beat you into Merde, and do it fast.
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