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Old August 3 2013, 04:14 AM   #16
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 79; that cringe-worthy awkward moment...



Sisko: Chief, are you telling me that my head of engineering, the guy I count on to keep this station running, can't fix this one simple problem?

O'Brien: Yes, sir, I told you, we can erase your history on the local drive, but Starfleet already has a record of your browsing history.

Sisko: You think they'd buy that I was trying to type "Crazy Bajoran Teenage Text"?

O'Brien: Sir, with all due respect, who do you think you're fooling with that?

Sisko: Well, I'm going to have to do the honorable thing and...

Sisko and O'brien, in unison: ...blame Jake!



Kira: Aren't you embarrassed to be seen in public wearing such an ridiculous outfit?

Intendent: I was just about to ask you the same question.



Weyoun: ...Two. One Vorta to ask the Founders if, in their infinite wisdom it should be changed, and the other to actually change it.

Dukat: Good one, Weyoun. Now, why did the Vorta cross the road? Because the Founder told it to!

Weyoun: Dukat, that's enough of your racist jokes.

Dukat: But, you just...

Weyoun: I can tell Vorta jokes because I'm a Vorta. See? I make a Vorta joke, not racist. You make one, it's racist.

Dukat: You make jokes about Cardassians all the time.

Weyoun: That's not racist either, if you check the agreement between the Dominion and the Cardassians, we are allowed to make fun of you all we want.



Bashir: If my readings are right, if these are exposed to fire for long enough, they will hatch into dragons.

Dax: Alright, enough Game of Thrones for you.



Nog: Why are we doing this again?

Dax: Because Benjamin saw this Spacetube video, "Picard & Riker being cooler than everything for 10 hours," and, well, he does not like to be outdone.

Nog: So, we're just going to keep walking down this corridor for 11 hours?

Dax: That's the plan, yes.

Nog: Did anyone tell him it's just a 30 second clip played on a loop?

Dax: Yes.

Nog: And?

Dax: Worf is now in traction and is being fed gagh through a straw.

Nog: In that case, I look forward to the next 10 hours and 57 minutes!
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Old August 3 2013, 06:14 AM   #17
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Weyoun: That's fifteen ninety-five.
Dukat: I don't think so. It's been over thirty parsecs.
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Old August 3 2013, 08:47 AM   #18
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Bashir: Is that what you see every... every night?
Jadzia: Focus doctor, Worf's in the heat and those spikes must be cut off!
Bashir: Worf, please forgive me!
Worf: Apology accepted, the Klingon physique is a powerful one that will scare most people senseless.
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Old August 3 2013, 10:44 PM   #19
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Your slash fic sir?
"How Adami Got Her Groove Back." Wanna know how, Chief?
Not particularly, sir.
Let's just say it was someone with an affinity for big booty.
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Old August 4 2013, 12:16 AM   #20
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Thanks for the win!



Sisko: Chief...?

O'Brien: Sorry, sir...corn beef and cabbage, last night....



Major Kira: That thing ever get hot?

Intendant Kira: Yeah. In its defense, though, it helps slim like a Turkish bath.



Weyoun: Well, at any rate, I'm all ears....

Damar and Dukat: Mm--hm-hm-hm-hm....

Weyoun: Something I said?

Dukat: Mnnnnnnnnnnnnn....



24th Century Chia Pets. Very distinguished.



AND...cue K-Billy's Super-Sounds of the (23)70's....



A qHentIn teren'tI'no film...
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Old August 6 2013, 10:19 AM   #21
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Just a heads up to let you know that the next contest will be begin this Thursday.
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Old August 9 2013, 10:23 PM   #22
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I have a stonker of a cold so at the latest the next contest will be up this Sunday.
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Old August 11 2013, 06:56 PM   #23
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Sisko: Well, Chief?

O'Brien: Sorry, sir. I've consulted the entire Federation database. I have no idea what "stonker" means.

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Old August 11 2013, 07:01 PM   #24
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Sisko: Well, Chief?

O'Brien: Sorry, sir. I've consulted the entire Federation database. I have no idea what "stonker" means.

Sisko: I think it's a British term to mean a lot of. If I also remember correctly it has a rather rude meaning to.
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Old August 15 2013, 02:33 PM   #25
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Sisko: Well, Chief?

O'Brien: Sorry, sir. I've consulted the entire Federation database. I have no idea what "stonker" means.

Sisko: I think it's a British term to mean a lot of. If I also remember correctly it has a rather rude meaning to.
O'Brien:... If that's the case, then how the hell have I never heard of it??
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Old August 15 2013, 02:57 PM   #26
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Sisko: Well, Chief?

O'Brien: Sorry, sir. I've consulted the entire Federation database. I have no idea what "stonker" means.

Sisko: I think it's a British term to mean a lot of. If I also remember correctly it has a rather rude meaning to.
O'Brien:... If that's the case, then how the hell have I never heard of it??
Sisko: That's because you spend to much time pretending you are a 19th century railroad tycoon. Isn't it time you put the holodeck aside and be a father to your two children?
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Old August 15 2013, 08:46 PM   #27
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I don't know what it is Captain it sounds crazy but seems like every few months something really bad happens to me and me alone, like somebody out there is trying to make me suffer!
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Old August 17 2013, 07:54 PM   #28
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Bashir: For the first time in my life I am genuinely stumped!
Dax: I don't think jokes Julian will make this plant feel any better.
"Jokes" Julian was as bad at Jenga as he was at gardening.
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"Well, sir, these photos are kind of blurry and vague. I mean, that turbolift could be from anywhere in the Federation. And I'm not the only curly-haired man who owns a donkey."
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Sisko: If I also remember correctly it has a rather rude meaning to.
O'Brien: Well Sir, you did say it was British.

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