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Old August 4 2013, 06:22 PM   #16
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Re: All trek Caption Contest 2: If at First You Don't Succeed..



Data: "The Chief says he will spare our lives and allow you and me to go in peace if we agree to let 'the young blond lad' remain behind and marry his daughter."
Riker: "This could be tricky..."
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Old August 4 2013, 06:29 PM   #17
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Data: "The Chief says he will spare our lives and allow you and I to go in peace if we agree to let 'the young blond lad' remain behind and marry his daughter."
Riker: "This could be tricky..."
Worf (o.s.): "I could stand to hear a little more."
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Old August 4 2013, 08:35 PM   #18
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Odo: This is MY station! RESPECT MY AUTHORITYYYY!
Kira: Oooh Odo...you are so badass. Alright, I will accept your secret love!
Odo: SUB-PAR SECURITY OFFICER, YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITYYY!
Kira: Did you hear me? I said I love you back!
Odo: That doesn't come for another few seasons, Kira. NOW RESPECT MEEEE!



Bashir: Does anybody else smell that awful odor?
Odo: The Commander appears to be taking a poo. Eyes shut, leaning over...perhaps HE is the cause.
Sisko: Oooooh yeaaaaa....


Logan: Look Geordi! Look how fast I can run! I'm so awesome! Da da da da daaaaa!
Geordi: Listen big shot, you ain't even on the main credits.


Data: Commander, have I ever told you that it makes me uncomfortable every time you stand like that?
Riker: The ladies don't seem to mind it.
Yar: Yeah...I definitely don't want to stick around for another season. Especially with Riker always sticking his goods in your face.


Kirk: Spock did WHAT with you? But...but he's mine!!!!
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Old August 4 2013, 08:41 PM   #19
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Geordi: Funny, you don't look like Michael York.
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Old August 4 2013, 08:44 PM   #20
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Data: Protect your face, Commander, Tasha has been taking bath salts again.
Riker: She really is a bad influence on Wesley.
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Old August 4 2013, 08:55 PM   #21
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ODO: Do all of you Starfleet security officers have a complete lack of personality?
PRIMMIN: Yes sir. Starfleet regulation Article 15 Section 3 Paragraph 9.



BASHIR: It's been almost an hour. Do we really have to wait here until he's done with his Prophet vision?
DAX: He's the commander. We have no choice.



LOGAN: Sorry I'm late. My older sister was giving me a haircut.



RIKER: Would you say this planet is uninhabited?
DATA: Negative sir. Somebody has clearly gone to great lengths to procure a significant quantity of dry ice.



KHAN: My only regret...is that in an alternate universe, I'm caucasian.
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Old August 4 2013, 09:29 PM   #22
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Kira: "Hey! That was my ass you pinched!"
Odo: "Hey! That was her ass you pinched!"
Primmin: "Oh, give it up! You're busted and you know it!"




Logan: "Alright, LaForge! It's time we settle once and for all who's... Dammit! It is impossible to stride like a man down this ramp!"
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Old August 4 2013, 10:06 PM   #23
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Geordie, I just saw the JJ Abrams movie. There's this starship ... AND IT RUNS ON WATER, MAN!
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