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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old July 26 2013, 10:52 PM   #16
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Picard: I think we can persuade Mr. Leadhead to start the next caption contest on time.

Riker: By pointing phasers at him or offering him a hot night with Troi if he manages it?

Picard: A little of both.





Crusher: And that's... HA HA... just... HO HO... a... CHORTLE... LITTLE PRICK.

Troi: That joke doesn't work with hypo-sprays.

Crusher: DON'T TAKE FROM DOCTORS THE ONE MOMENT OF JOY IN THEIR LIVES.




Captain's Log Stardate 41321.46: Why do I feel people are constantly watching every move I make for the sake of crap jokes?





Crusher: So we have 21st century style computers, but 1980's style hair?




Picard: ... And then you see, what you need to do, is a step to the left...
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Old July 27 2013, 12:41 AM   #17
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WES: Uh.. yeah, it looks totally natural, sir.
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Old July 27 2013, 01:51 AM   #18
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Stun their genitals before speaking, sir?
Standard protocol for First Contact, Number One.
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Old July 28 2013, 12:29 PM   #19
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Captain's Log: We have succeeded in stranding Wesley on a moon with no hope of escape. I've updated my spacebook status. It won't be visible to Beverly.
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Old July 28 2013, 04:49 PM   #20
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TFTW


Crusher: Don't worry Tasha, you won't be needing this.



Wesley: Then what happened sir?
Picard: And then boy, then I mounted your mother!
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Old July 28 2013, 11:16 PM   #21
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Riker: Deanna says our phasers are just surrogate penises.

Picard: What's that Number One? I wasn't listening, my power cell has gone dead.




Crush: This will relieve the pressure from bun tension.
Yar: Got anything for blonde syndrome?
Crush: For blondes, certainly.




Wesley: Sirs, I'd really rather not judge who has the smallest bulge, and I resent being summoned as the "resident expert."
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Old July 29 2013, 12:13 AM   #22
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Wheaton: "Jeez, look at you preening jackasses strutting around trying to show off your packages! At least, Marina has a little modesty!"
Sirtis: "Not really. I'm sitting like this because I got a 'cameltoe' memo from Paramount's Standards and Practices Department."
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Old July 30 2013, 12:47 PM   #23
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TFT "quasi-win," LeadHead. And sorry for my absence...a lot of things converged. Hopefully, it won't happen again for a while.



Picard: "Phasers on stun. Poses on jackhammer."





Crusher: "Good work, Deanna. Although I had some trouble finding it, be assured that leaving the empty spot really makes my life easier."





Picard pondering the age-old question of which Darren Stevens was better.





Crusher would imitate Kirk's "activating the PA system" move so often that the other crew members were starting to run pools.





Riker: "Call your mother, you twit. Can't you tell we're stuck?"
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Old July 30 2013, 05:35 PM   #24
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The bridge crew was dangerously close to becoming overdue for their booster of whatever the heck it is they take that makes them all get along so that any sense of drama or conflict has to come from an external source...
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Old July 30 2013, 06:00 PM   #25
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Crusher: Where was I headed?

Computer: How would I know?

Crusher: You're a lot of help.

Computer: You're welcome, doctor.
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Old July 30 2013, 06:02 PM   #26
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After so many years in command of the Enterprise, airlocking insubordinate crew members no longer provided the same pleasure it once had.
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Old July 30 2013, 06:24 PM   #27
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Third Nacelle wrote: View Post

Riker: "Sorry, sir, but I just can't get the battery cover off."

Picard: *sigh* "Try unscrewing the little screw, Number One."
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Old July 30 2013, 06:25 PM   #28
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BriGuy wrote: View Post

Picard stared out the ship's window thinking, "Shouldn't there be glass or something in this thing?"
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Old July 30 2013, 06:26 PM   #29
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The bridge crew was dangerously close to becoming overdue for their booster of whatever the heck it is they take that makes them all get along so that any sense of drama or conflict has to come from an external source...
It's a brave new world that has Soma in it!
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Old July 31 2013, 05:26 AM   #30
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PICARD: Second star to the right and straight on till morning? What the hell kind of coordinates are those?
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