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Old April 24 2015, 07:01 AM   #1
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Voyager Caption Contest #130: J/7 thiI'm serious.

Alright, this week will have to suck. So better half ended than nothing. Forgive me this round.

It's like J/7 is an omen. Lol. I had photo bucket refusing to upload, Dolphin kept crashing, Chrome kept refreshing. Now it doesn't. I'm pulling hair here.

Winners from last contest are:

Loctus: laughter award
Joededman: captionated award
Tharpdevenport for (my new award: I can't believe I just read that)

And my #1 was to Mr. Lazerbeam










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Old Yesterday, 06:12 AM   #2
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Re: Voyager Caption Contest #130: J/7 thiI'm serious.

Fixed it. More or less. Lol
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Old Yesterday, 10:45 AM   #3
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Re: Voyager Caption Contest #130: J/7 thiI'm serious.



Janeway: If you continue to be smug about it I will use force, and by that I mean kiss you.




Janeway: Wait. Are you saying Seven of Nine and Ensign Hansen are the same person? I mean look at the Ensign here, she's no where as heroic looking as Seven.



Janeway: I you seen Neelix, shoot him. We must allow Paris enough time to cook dinner.

Seven: I will comply.



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Old Yesterday, 11:36 AM   #4
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Janeway: "... but if you merely have them enlarge to this size, they would look so much better."

Seven: "You first."

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Old Yesterday, 12:12 PM   #5
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Janeway: I am telling you Seven, with melons this size you're bound to find someone.



Janeway: Are ya talkin' to me?!!?



Is that a tricorder in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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Old Yesterday, 01:33 PM   #6
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SEVEN: Haven't you been established to be heterosexual?
JANEWAY: Yeah, but have you seen the ratings lately? Come on Seven. Be my one of two.
SEVEN: Is this what they refer to as 'Fanservice'?



JANEWAY: Did anyone see us?
SEVEN: No.
JANEWAY: Are the ratings up?
SEVEN: Almost 60%.
JANEWAY: Success!



JANEWAY: Yeah, that's more how it would make sense for you to dress.




SEVEN: After we get back to the Alpha Quadrant, I plan to get a job in the private sector.
JANEWAY (os): Seven, you've become more human than all of us.
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Old Today, 01:37 AM   #7
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KJ: Ok, I won't cook..



KJ: Are the two of you related?



KJ: There is a TV on this deck somewhere. We need to find it. Then we need to change the channel.



I thought it would be somewhat bigger than that.
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Old Today, 04:06 AM   #8
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Janeway: Seven, don't you see? With you as my partner we're a shoo-in at Voy's talent show next month. All you have to do is stand very still as I phaser the apple off your head.
Seven: That's what you told Neelix last year and it took 3 weeks for his hair to grow back.
Janeway: With your nanoprobes your hair will grow THIS LONG in the same time.


Janeway: Doctor! When you asked me to replace Tom with Seven last month, I assumed it was to train her as a field medic, NOT to provide you with a, a, a SINGING partner to compete with my phaser act at our next talent night.



Seven: Are you sure Ensign Kim came this way?
Janeway: Yes I'm sure! Don't you think I can read a tricorder? If that little weasel was too chicken to be my partner, he should have just said so, instead of trying to hide just before the show starts.
Seven: You would have allowed him to decline?
Janeway: Of course I would. Then I would have replaced him at Operations since we can't have a lowly crewman running such an important post.



Seven: No, Ensign Kim. I don't think anyone will notice you are combing your hair differently after the talent show. They will all be so surprised you are still alive, the hair will be a secondary issue.
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Old Today, 04:24 AM   #9
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That a real... Insufficient.
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Old Today, 12:05 PM   #10
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JANEWAY: "... and then he said, 'what's the matter, Kathy? Don't you like to watch?' Then the two of them touched fingertips and she was instantly impregnated. OK ... wait. You know ... now that I come to tell this story to somebody else, it sounds a bit made-up, doesn't it?"




"I don't think you ready for this jelly. I don't think you ready for this. 'Cause my body too bootylicious for ya, babe ..."




"Look, Jeri ... do I have to drive to your house and drag you out of bed myself, to get you here, on time?"




SEVEN: "Keep moving, Chuckles! This clubhouse is Girls Only!!!"
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Old Today, 01:19 PM   #11
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Janeway:Hey, you there! Stop staring at her boobs, or I'll have you thrown in the brig for a week! Got it?
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Old Today, 04:12 PM   #12
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Janeway: It's this big. You take one end, I take the other, Paris takes pictures. It'll be a fun weekend



Seven: I pulled your finger like you asked. What happens next?
Janeway: I.....I think I've had an accident



Janeway: The megatron dildo is in here. We must protect it all times



Seven: It's a nice penis with acceptable girth but I must regenerate now. Maybe later
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Old Today, 04:47 PM   #13
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Janeway: You call that a martini? What did you use as vermouth? Turpentine?
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