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Old December 12 2014, 01:11 AM   #1
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Movies Caption Contest #249: 20 years of Generations

Hello everyone! New contest!




First up to the plate, we have the "Medical Necessities" Award, going to:

Herkimer Jitty wrote: View Post


Kirk: "My duodenum! I'm not supposed to get lightning shot through it!"
Next, we have "The Decider" Award, going to:

Turd Ferguson wrote: View Post


"Last time I checked, helmsman, I'M the commanding officer on this ship! I make the tough decisions! When you've put in the time, you can sit in the big chair! Now, contact Starfleet Command and ask them if we should begin scanning of the Genesis planet. J.T. Estaban commanding."
Next, we have the "Break's Over" Award, going to:

f14peter wrote: View Post


PICARD: "Alright Riker, break's over. Quit flirting with the guests and get your butt back to work. Table 8 has ordered another pitcher of Romulan Ale and a platter of Buffalo Gagh."



I was unable to "Properly Blend" the contestants for this award down to one, so there are 3 Winners!

MauriceNavidad wrote: View Post


ESTABAN: Oh my God! Evasive!
HELMSMAN: What about the shields?
ESTABAN: Oops! How silly of me! Eva—
B O O M ! ! !
Candlelight wrote: View Post


"Venkman, Stantz, Spengler, Zeddemore - report to the bridge ASAP!"
Rat Boy wrote: View Post


Esteban: "...seriously? We're getting robocalls still? The election was a week ago!"
Many thanks to our competitors and congratulations to our winners!

And now, in recognition of Star Trek: Generations' 20th (Belated) Birthday, lets spend some time with that film from 1994...







Enjoy!
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Old December 12 2014, 01:16 AM   #2
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Kirk: Sounds like a ship crashing.

Picard: RIKER!!!!!



Riker: We the officers and crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise, hereby make the following charges against Lieutenant Commander Worf. That he did knowingly, and willfully, join the cast of Deep Space Nine and effectively end all chances of any TNG character making a guest appearance. And, that he made the command structure of that show completely indecipherable.




Spiner: Boo-yah! I'm more important than all of you! They made me a new uniform and made Frakes borrow Avery Brooks'!
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Old December 12 2014, 04:50 AM   #3
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PICARD: Yours?

KIRK: I thought it might be yours.

PICARD: This Nexus is trickier than we thought.
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Old December 12 2014, 06:16 AM   #4
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Spiner:"What the eff are you slapnuts looking at? Haven't you ever seen an android do the hand jive? Nothing to see here, move along. Jeezus."
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Old December 12 2014, 06:18 AM   #5
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Riker: The menu on this ship sucks. I miss the replicator.
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Old December 12 2014, 07:49 PM   #6
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Kirk: "Wouldn't have been easier to go further back in time? You know, to when you first met him?"

Picard: "This is the 24th Century. We've evolved to have a much more dramatic sensibility."



Picard: "Remove the Stone of Shame! Attach the Stone of Triumph!"

Riker: "...uh, sir, that's kind of a bad idea..."



Riker: "Dammit, Data, get off Snapchat!"
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Old December 12 2014, 09:05 PM   #7
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In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas...In the Navy, you can put your mind at ease...
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Old December 12 2014, 09:40 PM   #8
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Data: "I got a new uniform!"

Riker: "I got a new-ish uniform."

Worf: "I got a chair."
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Old December 12 2014, 11:13 PM   #9
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Data: I'm detecting a 95% increase in uniform continuity errors. (did no-one else notice this terror) (also it was 20 years of the last contest!)
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Old December 14 2014, 12:48 AM   #10
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Picard: It's just, I well, I'm second guessing myself. I mean, if we could exit the Nexus at any point in time, why here? Why not when Soran was on the Enterprise and I had a full compliment of security officers to detain him?



Riker: I'll be damned, the Starfleet Officer's Code of Conduct does say that we must submit to the Captain's cosplay fantasies at any time.


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Old December 14 2014, 01:51 AM   #11
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Picard: ``They saw us spit over the edge! Cheese it!''




Picard: ``Look lively, men! This is the finest sailing brig in the Royal Navy!''
Riker: ``Sir, this is the Battle of the Atlantic program and that's a U-boat surfacing.''




Riker: ``Find out what maniac even wrote Data a knuckle-cracking algorithm and strangle him.''
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Old December 14 2014, 02:13 AM   #12
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Picard: "Dear God! What in heaven's name is Worf doing!"
Riker: "Apparently, being historically accurate. According to these historical records, that's why we call lavatory facilities 'the head' today. You know, from the figurehead at the bow of the ship."
Picard: "I know, but...Jesus!!"
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Old December 14 2014, 02:46 AM   #13
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Picard: What is that?

Kirk: That's an even worse Next Generation film that will be released in 8 years and consign this to a forgotten footnote of cinema history. Which is a result compared to how we would otherwise have been remembered.





Picard: NOW HEAR THIS:

Riker: Starfleet command here decrees that any crewmember who has suffered a severe and traumatic family loss only needs to sit in their quarters with the lights off listening to Troi's stating of the obvious about their pain for three minutes.

After that said crewmember can work through any remaining grief by punching the nearest pensioner in the face.

Repeatedly.

Untill they feel better.




Data: Just like...

EVERYONE ELSE: yeah, yeah. Yar. We really need to get you laid again so you have other anecdotes.
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Old December 14 2014, 06:10 PM   #14
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Kirk: Are you really the captain of the Enterprise?

Picard: Of course I am. That's her right there....... Plummeting toward the planet



Riker: It's from Worf. He's taken the dingy. He mounted a cannon on it & named it Defiant



Riker: At least he's not doing the hand farting song this time
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Stewart: "We're supposed to be looking at the Nexus. They'll put it into the shot later."
Shatner: "Yeah, I read the script. Do they really have to put it in at all?"




Picard: "Run out the starboard battery! I'll show these pesky trekkies what a cannon violation really is!"
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