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Old July 18 2013, 11:49 PM   #1
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A poem about me!

Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

(and the funny thing is- Brent Spiner hates cats!).
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Old July 18 2013, 11:52 PM   #2
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Re: A poem about me!

I read this to myself and could not help inflect Data's voice into my reading. Excellent work - it suits him to a tee!
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Old July 18 2013, 11:54 PM   #3
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Re: A poem about me!



EDIT...this might have gone better in the "gansta rap" thread.
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Old July 19 2013, 12:27 AM   #4
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Crazy video... who knew Data could rap!
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Old July 19 2013, 09:25 AM   #5
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Re: A poem about me!

bbailey861 wrote: View Post
I read this to myself and could not help inflect Data's voice into my reading.
Yep, me too
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Old July 19 2013, 09:32 AM   #6
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Makes you wonder just who on the TNG staff came up with that one.
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