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Old July 29 2013, 01:41 PM   #16
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 110; Iterative refinements



The last thing Neelix recalled before losing consciousness was commenting on the plumpness of the stallkeeper's melons.



Janeway: "What does God need with a starship?"
Leonardo: "I suppose you think you're being original..."



Chakotay: "You're a Bolian with a bad make-up job, wearing a Klingon sash, not a new alien species."
Paris: "I hacked the computer and added that bit to the First Contact procedures, the bit about sex with Seven, just to see what people would do. You're not even original. Harry has already tried that one."



Seven: "My implants have started to resonate and pulse, whenever the ship exceeds warp 9."
EMH: "Let me take a quick look at your cranial port."
Seven: "Um... not my Borg implants."



Janeway: "Some inventor! This won't even keep out the rain."
Leonardo: "It's a glider, not a tent."
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Old July 30 2013, 04:18 AM   #17
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Neelix: Our Doctor is putting on an opera performance later.

Talli: Then you'll want our special hurling canteloupes.




Janes: Look. Da Vinci's famous "Grateful Dead" logo.




Alien: Is your card the Jack of Clubs?
Chakotay: No, the Viscount of Hedges.
Paris: He doesn't get out much.




EMH: Lollipop Bling by Mariah Carey?
Seven: I will beat you to death with your own arm.




Da Vinci: I must get these calculations exactly right. How much did you say you weigh?

Janeway: 100 pounds.

Da Vinci: Passenger: 100 pounds. Staple gun, 86 pounds.
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Old July 30 2013, 04:30 AM   #18
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ALIEN: Never met your Captain. Like I said, I found it at a thrift store. Maybe she donated it or something?

CHAKOTAY: How did you know the Captain was a woman?

ALIEN: Ah, gotta go!
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Old July 31 2013, 10:49 PM   #19
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 110; Iterative refinements

The next contest will be up this Friday.
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Old August 1 2013, 10:50 AM   #20
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Leonardo: Katarina, I must find camels.

Janeway: No camels!




Seven: Why is this scan taking so long?

The Doctor: Hmm? Oh, sorry, just catching up on my comics. Oh, Marmaduke.
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Old August 3 2013, 12:11 AM   #21
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 110; Iterative refinements

Oops! I've been writing too much fan fic! And now it is midnight in my country, so I'm gonna get some sleep and when I get up I'll sort out the next contest.

And don't worry I won't sleep in.
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Old August 3 2013, 08:25 AM   #22
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The next caption contest is here.
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