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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old July 8 2013, 11:02 PM   #16
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"On deck 6 you dine in helllll!!!"


THIS! IS! DOMINO'S!!!!!

"Lenny"...I just got that...
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Old July 9 2013, 03:38 AM   #17
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LaForge: Sir, before I continue, I feel it is my ethical duty to warn you that, given the random, but coincidental discovery of this beta version of Data, not to mention the issues we've had with one particular beta version, this is most likely a trap.

Picard: Yes, Mr. LaForge, I am quite aware of that. May I remind you of our previous destination.

LaForge: No, sir, I am fully aware we are headed to Betazed.

Picard: And do I need to remind you of the reason for our heading towards Betazed?

LaForge: Commander Riker's marriage to Counselor Troi, sir, I'm failing to see the relevance of this...

Picard: And need I remind you of the traditions involved in the Betazed marriage ceremony, as well as the inclusion of Ambassador Troi.

LaForge: Are you implying that a trap would be preferable...

Picard: Mr. LaForge! I would never imply that. Now, if we can speed up this trap, we're getting ever so closer to Betazed...



Kirk (*singing*): ♫ ♪What shall we do with the drunken Vulcan? What shall we do with the drunken Vulcan? What shall we do with the drunken Vulcan, early in the morning?

Put him in a spacesuit and through an airlock until he’s sober, put him in a spacesuit and through an airlock until he’s sober, put him in a spacesuit and through an airlock until he’s sober,

Early in the morning!
♫ ♪



Dr. McCoy: Two minutes? That's all? Damn it, Jim, apparently not everything takes more time to do as you get older.
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Old July 9 2013, 04:30 AM   #18
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Bones: Novelty tee shirts!
Kirk: Bones, go away. I'm trying to seal the deal.
Bones: Why doesn't anyone wear novelty tee shirts anymore!
Kirk: Go hump a horta, Bones.
Bones: See? That would be perfect on a tee shirt!
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Old July 9 2013, 05:55 AM   #19
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PICARD: Well, this is a bit awkward.
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The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
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Old July 13 2013, 06:33 AM   #20
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Bones: Yeoman?
Kirk: Yeo-person, Bones.
Bones: History?
Kirk: Itstory.
Bones: Penmanship?
Kirk: Penwritegoodnstuff.
Bones: ComMANder Spock?

...

...

Saavik:Compersonder Douchenozzle.
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Old July 13 2013, 01:19 PM   #21
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LaForge: "I see your problem. Your constipation subroutine is stuck in a feedback loop."
Data: "You can tell that by physically examining my circuits?"
LaForge: "Ya got me. I haven't a clue. As far as I know, you pulled a face and the wind changed. I suggest you get used to looking like a dork."



Spock: "Aw shit. I dropped a quarter. I ain't gonna see that again."



McCoy: "Well Saavik, you better get down to sickbay. I'll give you a broad spectrum antibiotic."
Saavik: "I do not understand."
McCoy: "You were in a lift with him for ten minutes, right?"
Saavik: "Yes."
McCoy: "He offered to demonstrate a docking manoever, right?"
Saavik: "Yes... Oh..."
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Old July 15 2013, 03:50 AM   #22
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GEORDIE: Just a few more tweaks and we'll be ready for the ship's talent show.
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Old July 15 2013, 08:25 AM   #23
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Geordo: Data, I've told you to stop sticking little army men in your cranial sockets.
Dates: Oh that's just Brooklyn Joe. He's got three days until retirement.
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Old July 15 2013, 05:45 PM   #24
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McCoy: Did somebody say... WING MAN?

Kirk: Forget it, Bones. She's not interested.
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Old July 20 2013, 05:07 AM   #25
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Boy, Vulcans do weird stuff when they're stoned...
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Old July 20 2013, 05:10 AM   #26
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Jim, you honestly think I'm gonna believe that she came onto YOU?
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Old July 20 2013, 05:16 AM   #27
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SAAVIK: Oh, thank GOD!! He was saying something about his shuttlecraft trying to dock in my loading bay.
BONES:Good god, man!!!
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Old July 20 2013, 04:07 PM   #28
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Kirk: "That's what I like about Starfleet cadets, Bones. I get older; they stay the same age. Yes, they do. Yes, they do."
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Old July 21 2013, 07:59 AM   #29
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Data: Geordi, please reset my internal chronometer.
Geordi: Pull your own damn pendulum weights.




Chekov <on com>: The rectal eclipse was a Russian inwention. That is all.




Bones: Your test results came in. They were positive.
Kirk: Oh that's great news.
Bones: No, it'd be great news if they were negative.
Kirk: I thought we were friends.
Bones: <to Saavik> See you tomorrow.
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Old July 26 2013, 05:01 AM   #30
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*KnockKnockKnock*

(from outside cabin) Troi: ...Data? ...Geordi? Are you two jacking on in there?!
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