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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old June 19 2013, 06:25 AM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest #235: The Return!

Hello everyone! Sorry for this contest being stagnant for so long! Everyone lets thank Candlelight for giving it a boost to keep things moving along. And from me personally, thank you.

As for winners, Candlelight was correct, everyone from my last contest is a winner! I did however go back and choose ones for special shout outs. Also, we will now have our winners from the Candlelight contest here, so get ready.......




First up to the plate, we have the Shout out for "Dangerous Security Threat" goes to:

Candlelight wrote: View Post


Crusher: "Have you considered allowing Jesus Christ into your life?"

Worf: "Run! They're everywhere! Regroup on deck 12!"
Our next shout out for "Character Progression" goes to:

Maurice wrote: View Post


RIKER: Wait, isn't that a priceless relic?
PICARD: To TV Picard, yes. To Action Picard, no. {smash}
Our Shout out for "At least you have an idea of where they are" goes to:

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Kirk: "Bones... what do you mean, you think you left the car keys back up on Deck 1?"
Now, we move into our awards for the new contest, the "Did you invent anything else?" Award, goes to:

shivkala wrote: View Post


Chekov: You know it vas the Russians zat inwented news reporters.
Next, we have the "No, it hasn't been there for long and no it won't be there for much longer" Award, going to:

inflatabledalek wrote: View Post


Redshirt on right: Hey guys, not sure if this is the right moment to ask, but how long has this station been here?
Next, we have the "Didn't see that coming, eh?" Award, going to:

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Kirk: *wheezing* ....and Spock ended up with Uhura? I would have never guessed!
There were 2 great photoshops that I just loved from the older contest, they duked it out in my brain, my brain lost. They both get the shout outs here!

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post

SHATNER: I know they said TNG would bury TOS, I just didn't think it would be literal!

Triskelion wrote: View Post




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Picard: I'm gone for just a couple hours and you manage to get my ship destroyed by an antique Klingon Bird of Prey....
Riker: At least I didn't get Kirk killed.
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for your patience and I am please to say, Lets start a new contest!







Enjoy!
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Old June 19 2013, 06:27 AM   #2
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Lily: (screams)

Picard: Number One, please put your pants back on.



Data: It is honorable for Klingons to wear perfume, Sir.



Kirk: Wow, Uhura's really going for it with that dance! Wait, shouldn't we be closer to keep them from taking her away?

SpocK: Whoops.
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Old June 19 2013, 10:39 AM   #3
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #235: The Return!

No problem. Happy to have helped.



"Whoa!"
"As you can see, Mr Riker also prefers something in satin."



"I SAID PIMPLE!"



Spock: "Uhura has successfully distracted the others Captain."
Kirk: "Spock... head back to the shuttle... I need some... alone time"
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Old June 19 2013, 01:23 PM   #4
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LILY (shrieking): "Look, a mouse!"
PICARD (also shrieking): "Where, where?"
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Old June 19 2013, 02:30 PM   #5
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #235: The Return!

TFTW(s)!



Picard: This viewscreen is showing us what the Borg have assimilated. The computer banks contain the entirety of human history, as recorded on the internet...and...oh, my God, they've found "2 Girls, 1 Cup"!



Ever since Data had the emotion chip installed, he developed an ear sucking fetish. Surprisingly, Picard didn't mind it.



Kirk: ...you and Uhura?

Spock: I believe the term is, "I hit that."
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Old June 19 2013, 02:44 PM   #6
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Picard: Is that man?... With that donkey?... Oh no...

Lily: I'm disgusted, but I can't... look... away...



Data: *whispers*

Picard: Really? That's why she married him? So I guess the rumors are true.



Spock: Jim, is Uhura's nude fan dance drawing their attention up the hill?

Kirk: It's certainly drawing something up... In my pants...

Spock: Gross...
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Old June 19 2013, 04:37 PM   #7
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Data (whispering): "Ask him if it is a good day for pie. Trust me. It will be funny."
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Old June 20 2013, 06:01 AM   #8
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"The teachers will crack any minute. Purple monkey dishwasher."
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Old June 20 2013, 06:05 AM   #9
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Lily: I think I'm gonna be sick! What is that Klingon doing to that Betazoid??
Jean: Starfleet can't prepare us for these situations!




Data: whisperwhisperwhisper...
Picard: <chuckles>
Worf: Shrinkage! Shrinkage!




Kirk: Altairian ostrich feathers.
Spock: Sigh. I remember when she could do that with a couple tiny silk fans.
Kirk: In for a penny in for a pound, Spock. You handle this. I've got some freshman yeomen to surprise inspect.
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Old June 20 2013, 06:48 AM   #10
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FTW!



Picard and Lilly: ADMIRAL Janeway?!?!




Data: ... Worf Sir.

Picard: Ah yes, nice to meet you Mr Worf.




Spock: The plan to distract the horsemen with your famous Cylon impression seems to have failed Captain.
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Old June 21 2013, 08:47 AM   #11
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PICARD: And that's the script for Insurrection.
LILY: (gasps in horror)




PICARD: Whispering sweet nothings requires [B][B]words, Mr. Data.




SPOCK: As I said, those binoculars will not give you X-Men type Cyclops eye rays.
KIRK: Dammit!
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Old June 21 2013, 05:12 PM   #12
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Picard: "Oh my God! Somebody left the Marquis de Sade holodeck program running overnight!"
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Old June 21 2013, 05:18 PM   #13
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Lily and Picard get a preview of the next two TNG films.
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Old June 22 2013, 05:19 AM   #14
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Kirk: Dang. I was hoping Uhura would be the one to do that palm dance.
Spock: However, you have to admit Scotty is doing a good job.
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Old June 22 2013, 06:03 AM   #15
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Picard: Yes. I believe we've all run that particular holoprogram, Data. Yes, half human half Klingon is a rather...satisfying combination. What?? You made her holographic husband watch? Cried the whole time, did he?
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