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Old July 2 2013, 03:33 AM   #1
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How Intuitive are the Banner Ads?

For weeks now the banner ads have been trying to get me to hook up with Hot Asian (Voyager Forum, SHUT UP!) ladies, but now this morning the banner ads are suggesting I should spend my twilight nuzzling up with male gay millionaires.

THAT'S INSANE!

I don't care about money.
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Old July 2 2013, 12:59 PM   #2
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Re: How Intuitive are the Banner Ads?

^Maybe they know something you're not telling???
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Old July 2 2013, 02:31 PM   #3
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Re: How Intuitive are the Banner Ads?

Apparently, there are always gorgeous Russian women looking for me. Whenever I see that, I start looking around but can't find any. The internet is lying to me. That's probably OK with my wife, though. I don't think she'd be happy if I found one.
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Old July 2 2013, 02:41 PM   #4
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Re: How Intuitive are the Banner Ads?

^True that; it's all lies on the internet - whatever product you buy, it won't grow any bigger
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Old July 2 2013, 03:18 PM   #5
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^ Especially since I don't have one in the first place.
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Old July 2 2013, 03:23 PM   #6
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Re: How Intuitive are the Banner Ads?

^I'm sure they have a product to grow one (well, at least that's what they'll say)
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Old July 2 2013, 06:33 PM   #7
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Re: How Intuitive are the Banner Ads?

Grow?

Silly.

It's fastened on with buckles and straps.
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Old July 3 2013, 04:35 AM   #8
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Re: How Intuitive are the Banner Ads?

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^I'm sure they have a product to grow one (well, at least that's what they'll say)
There's a higher probability they will be selling some device, cream or "supplement" that would make two other things grow.
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Old July 3 2013, 09:09 AM   #9
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Re: How Intuitive are the Banner Ads?

^True that! -Even I get those ads... Despite my moobs being the perfect size!!!
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Old July 4 2013, 11:03 PM   #10
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Re: How Intuitive are the Banner Ads?

Banner ads? You know, I am so automatically on"ignore" that I have to consciously focus on them to see them.
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Old July 5 2013, 01:36 AM   #11
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Re: How Intuitive are the Banner Ads?

I am getting ads EVERY TIME for a Fertility Center in NJ (ok I do live in NJ but I am not infertile or looking to have a baby any time soon!).

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Old July 5 2013, 02:28 AM   #12
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Hanes wants me to "go online for details" on their deals. Where do they think I am right now?
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Old July 5 2013, 02:30 AM   #13
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Mine are always Google ads based on recent searches
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Old July 5 2013, 05:08 AM   #14
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That explains why I keep getting the "meet ____ girls" ads a lot.
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Old July 5 2013, 05:50 AM   #15
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Would be nice if other sites were forced to deal with banner ads advertising TrekBBS
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