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Old July 30 2013, 01:09 PM   #1
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All trek Caption Contest 2: If at First You Don't Succeed..

...Do a second week! Thanks for posting guys, I didn't think I'd get anything! I know it's a bit early but I might not have time tomorrow soooo I thought I'd post this now.



(First I apologise I'm no good at coming up with witty award titles).

The 'Well done for bothering to photoshop' award (See, I warned you I was terrible)goes to:
Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


PICARD: Who loves ya, baby.
The 'New contests must be eliminated' award goes to:
JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post


KIRA: In this dimension they have caption contests in the General Trek Discussion thread!
BASHIR: Setting the shuttle for self destruct.
The 'Bad quality pictures' award again goes to:
JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post


DAX: Julian, I think I need an eye exam.
BASHIR (Off screen): No you don't. Odo's making himself look blurry to mess with you.
ODO: *snicker*
The 'Broken relationships' award goes to:
Mario de Monti wrote: View Post


Kirk: Why don´t you dance for me like that anymore?
The 'Literal metaphor' award goes to:
Mario de Monti wrote: View Post


That´s not what Beverly imagined, when Worf told her he tends to bury his problems.

So, again guys, thanks so much for posting! This week's photos will be in another post momentarily for convenience's sake.
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Old July 30 2013, 01:15 PM   #2
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Re: All trek Caption Contest 2: If at First You Don't Succeed..

This week's photos:















Go, go, go peeps!
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Old July 30 2013, 02:35 PM   #3
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Kirk: "'How long?' Well, that's rather personal, don't you think? Let's just say, I don't like to brag, but significantly longer than average--"
McCoy: "Jim! I'm pretty sure he means how long has he been asleep!"
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Old July 30 2013, 11:32 PM   #4
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Odo: Commander, these two have got something to say to you
Sisko: What is it?
Julian:... Well... We-
Dax: YOU
Julian: Mainly me, kinda got superglue all over your table
Sisko:...



Geordi: Mr Logan, we need more power!
Logan: #I've got the power!! doo.. Doo.. Doo.....#
Geordi: Spare me the dance number just do it!!



Spock: (off screen) What is he saying, Captain?
Kirk: He says, "From hell's heart... I stab at thee..."
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Old July 31 2013, 04:13 AM   #5
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Little did Captain Kirk know the Khan was a closet cannibal with a particular appetite for ears.
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Old July 31 2013, 06:01 AM   #6
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KHAN:Did Ross and Rachel ever get together?
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Old July 31 2013, 07:00 AM   #7
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Changelings do not fart! We "fluffy".



Much to his chagrin, Jonathan Frakes discovered too late that there was no chair there for him to throw his leg over.
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Old August 3 2013, 12:45 AM   #8
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Sub competition:
Can anyone think of a better phrase than 'Set course for the winners'?
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Old August 3 2013, 12:56 AM   #9
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KIRK: 300 year old curry breath. Gross.
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Old August 3 2013, 01:20 AM   #10
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KIRK: WTF... Sounds like he's offering to design a warship for us....
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Old August 3 2013, 01:26 AM   #11
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KIRK: WTF... Sounds like he's offering to design a warship for us....
KIRK: Wait, Corinthian leather....sign me up!
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Old August 3 2013, 01:56 AM   #12
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RIKER: Data, don't turn around, just glance casually back ... is she still flashing gang signs?
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Sub competition:
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Primmin: Don't look at me. I can't explain the infield fly rule either!
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Old August 4 2013, 05:40 PM   #15
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Riker:
"Can you translate Mister Data?"

Data:
"I belive so sir, he is under the impression that you are
offering him a type of beverage called 'Captain Morgan'."

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