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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old June 30 2013, 02:10 AM   #31
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Kirk: Spock, they have a three breasted cat woman! I'm going in!
Spock: "I'm coming with you, it would only be logical for her to "motor-boat" us both at the same time."

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Old June 30 2013, 02:34 AM   #32
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Kirk: Okay, Spock. You provide the distraction to the east while I circle to the west and infiltrate the building.

Spock: Captain, I do not understand why it is necessary for us to disrupt Doctor McCoy's romantic weekend.

Kirk: He said that my love life was "Dead, Jim!"
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Old July 3 2013, 07:03 AM   #33
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Troi (offscreen): I sense a great deal of distress from the two of you.

Picard: No kidding!




Data: No, there appears to be no brain-damaging eels borrowing through to the Captain's brain.

Worf: Sorry Captain, but Data's examination was necessary after your archaeological expedition to Ceti Alpha V. Though finding items from the Botany Bay vessel is hardly archaeological....




Kirk: I wish these binoculars were a visor instead.

McCoy (offscreen): Those things work so damn well they could make the blind see! Thought you'd need them since those reading glasses I gave you broke a while back....
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Old July 4 2013, 09:35 PM   #34
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Kirk: No, you wouldn't.

Spock: Captain, I believe I would indeed tap that.

Kirk: Not in this reality.
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Old July 4 2013, 09:37 PM   #35
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Lilly: You know, that whole thing about not getting paid, I could get used to that I guess.

But this thing about not having walls around your bathrooms - damn, man!




Spock: By your command.

Kirk: Cut it out, Spock.
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Old July 5 2013, 01:36 AM   #36
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KIRK:These X-Ray Specs work great!

SPOCK: I still say we should have gotten the submarine.
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Old July 6 2013, 07:15 AM   #37
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Lily: A motherfunking tap dancing android??
Picard: Hit the deck!



Data: I - love you.
Picard: I know.
Worf: I warned you about Chewbacca references! <stuns them both>




Kirk: I see...a milf shifting her affections in exchange for currency notes.
Spock: Logical bitch.

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Old July 7 2013, 12:04 AM   #38
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SPOCK: As you can see Captain, Uhura was correct in saying her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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Old July 7 2013, 12:19 AM   #39
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Kirk: "You know, Spock, rumor has it that you boffed her back at the Academy."
Spock: "Rumor has it you pee sitting down."
Kirk: "Whoa! Touchy subject, Mr. Spock?"
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Old July 7 2013, 06:15 AM   #40
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