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Old June 22 2013, 05:18 AM   #31
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``Captain, talking to you is like talking to a blank wall.''



``I do hear the ocean!''
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Old June 22 2013, 06:22 AM   #32
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Uhura: It's the Accent Police.
Scotty: I'm nae herrrrrrrrrrrre lassie!
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Old June 22 2013, 08:43 AM   #33
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Spock: "Captain ... Jim ... it's been over for years, you need to stop calling Carol Marcus for ex-sex.

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Old June 22 2013, 03:54 PM   #34
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That's pretty good.
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Old June 22 2013, 03:54 PM   #35
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Uhura: It's the Accent Police.
Scotty: I'm nae herrrrrrrrrrrre lassie!
Uhura: Relax, they're here for Chekov.
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Old June 24 2013, 08:44 PM   #36
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Uhura: Scotty, I swear if you look down my uniform again I will end you.


Romulan: I'm sorry, the Commander isn't available at present, but please leave your name and subspace frequency after the tone and he will contact you at his earliest convenience. This been a recorded message brought to you by RomuComm. <BEEP>
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Old June 26 2013, 05:03 AM   #37
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Scotched: Well there's your problem, lass. You've got a tampon in your ear.

Yoohoora: Then where the devil is the...oh my.




Subcommander Billy: What do you get when you cross a Vulcan and an alien dominatrix?
Jimbo: I don't know?
Subcommander Billy: Tholian taint mites.
Spooked: Jim, I, uh, need the Doctor.
Jimbo: I like the cut of his jib.
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Old June 28 2013, 05:08 AM   #38
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SCOTTY: I was once best friends with this tiny creature who looked a little bit like an ewok.
UHURA: What happened to him?
SCOTTY: He was killed on his vacation to Vulcan a few years ago.



KIRK: I do not understand why 20th century humans found this 'television' device so entertaining.
SPOCK: You're looking at the wrong end.



MCCOY: A little privacy, Spock? I'm making the captain play in the exercise kick machine again.
SPOCK: How does that tell you if he's healthy or not?
MCCOY: It doesn't. It's just fun to make him do it.



COMMANDER: He really believes Vulcans don't lie?
SPOCK: Shh!



KIRK: So you're telling me, Vulcans get all the chicks?
SPOCK: Absolutely.
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Old June 28 2013, 08:40 PM   #39
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Uhura: I'm sorry, what was that? I'm listening to a new audio book called "How to Melt a Vulcan Heart."



Spock: Fascinating. You do realize you're watching the wrong side of this television, Jim?



Spock: As requested, Captain. From Romulus, With Love.
Kirk: Excuse me gentlemen, I need to make a log entry.



Spock: So that's how the Romulans handle the pon'far? Fascinating.



Kirk: I heard Uhura has a thing for Vulcans? What do you think?
Spock: Go to hell.
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Old June 28 2013, 08:52 PM   #40
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Spock: "Yes, Dr. Marcus is still coming on board today. And no, I do not think that disguise will fool her."
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Old June 29 2013, 08:54 AM   #41
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SPOCK: Commander, I don't care how seductively you whisper in my ear, I am not giving you the response to "Queen to Queen's level three."



SPOCK: I'm sorry, Jim. It's a shop. I can tell from the pixels.
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Old July 1 2013, 06:04 AM   #42
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SPOCK: The 47th "participant," doctor.

McCOY: Not necessary, Spock. The Captain's Viagra overdose seems to be under control for the time being.

KIRK: Bones, give me another hit!

McCOY: Not a chance, Jim. It's too risky!

KIRK: But, "Romulan" is on my "to do" list...along with the Horta and Spock's mom.

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Old July 1 2013, 07:46 PM   #43
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Romulan Commander: "You wanted to see me, Doctor?"
McCoy: "Yes. The Captain is infected with Tularian Venereal Syphilitis. Now, I'm not prying into anyone's personal business; I'm just letting you know just in case it's something you should be concerned about."
Spock: "You also wanted to see me, Doctor?"
McCoy: "Yes. Same message."
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Old July 2 2013, 04:22 AM   #44
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McCoy: I've got the sample if you've got the dress.
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Old July 2 2013, 05:40 AM   #45
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MCCOY: What? It's medicinal!
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