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Old June 18 2013, 04:35 AM   #16
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Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

His penis must be huge.
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Old June 18 2013, 04:38 AM   #17
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Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

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^I don't know...I kind of liked the Riker one better -- it was more in character. It reminded me of that brilliant youtube edit of Riker Sitting Down Like a Crazy Person:
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Old June 18 2013, 04:39 AM   #18
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His penis must be huge.
Picard's? I think so, probably why he has no hair. Couldn't maintain bloodflow to the scalp when so much is needed down below.
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Old June 18 2013, 04:42 AM   #19
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^ I meant Riker's, what with the way he Sits Like A Crazy Person!
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Old June 18 2013, 04:43 AM   #20
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I don't like to think about Riker's penis tsq. You may not have noticed as you aren't in the Trek forums too much but I hate him.
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Old June 18 2013, 04:44 AM   #21
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^It's because of how he sits down, isn't it?
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Old June 18 2013, 04:46 AM   #22
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No it's because he's an Alpha male arrogant turdbucket.
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Old June 18 2013, 04:55 AM   #23
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^Exactly! That is perfectly demonstrated in the crazy ass way he sits down!!!
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Old June 18 2013, 05:01 AM   #24
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Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

But I don't like to discriminate against people because of their posture and seating habits. Maybe that rod up his butt is really uncomfortable and he has to sit like that.
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Old June 18 2013, 05:09 AM   #25
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^I thought it was really in character...He so dominant he dominates the fucking chair.
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Old June 18 2013, 05:12 AM   #26
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Either that or he reaaally wanted a pony when he was young.
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Old June 18 2013, 05:19 AM   #27
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Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;

I never noticed that about Riker before, but now it's all I'm going to think about the next time I see a TNG episode. It's so bizarre.

I wonder if there might be some production reason behind it? Like they had all the camera angles set and didn't want him to move the chair out of place? Seems unlikely, since we never saw anyone else doing this that I recall (of course, I was never looking for it before now). Could be related to how tall he is and the camera angles involved in that, though. Weird.

Now we've got a new drinking game when watching TNG.
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Old June 18 2013, 05:32 AM   #28
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But he didn't keep doing it for all 7 seasons did he? I seem to recall it was early times.
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Old June 18 2013, 06:40 AM   #29
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^There are many reasons a woman might not menstruate. A simple look at the wikipedia page on Turner's Syndrome would be enough to tell you that most women with Turner's don't menstruate.
Yeah, hormonal issues, body fat percentage (a lot of gymnasts and ballerinas don't menstruate, as well as people with eating disorders or just really skinny people), other illnesses, and there is also the fact that not every woman starts menstruating at the same age.

Sorry to be such a bitch about this, I really am, but every time I hear a guy talk about a period I think of a Viking talking about neuroscience.
This.

Now we've got a new drinking game when watching TNG.
I need to go buy some alcohol, I just started re-watching TNG...
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Old June 18 2013, 08:21 PM   #30
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^That, and if whoever changed her diapers when she was a baby thought she was a boy some of the normal "plumbing" must be missing. The condition must have included low hormone levels or she would have developed obvious issues like breast development or lack of male characteristics like voice deepening, facial hair or enlarged larynx "Adam's apple".
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