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Old June 13 2013, 05:21 AM   #16
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Data: "This stage lighting makes the color of my uniform appear to be a kind of muddy brown."
Piscopo: "It don't do your face no favors, either!"
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Old June 13 2013, 05:46 AM   #17
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Guinan: Saving the ship an innumerable amount of times doesn't give you the right to sit at this table.
Riker: No truer words were ever spoken.
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Old June 13 2013, 05:53 AM   #18
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Geordi: Second base! Woo-hoo!
Tasha: um, Geor....ur, never mind...
Geordi: Woo!
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Old June 13 2013, 07:02 PM   #19
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Riker: "Guinan, you always have the most beautiful anvil styled hats on."
Guinan: "Commander, I've never seen anybody pull off a stiff back craned neck walk as authoritatively as you."
Wesley: "Um, I think I'll see you guys later." *leaves*
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Old June 13 2013, 08:51 PM   #20
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Riker: "Guinan! How very bold of you to put your foot in my crotch!"
Guinan: "What! I don't have my foot in your crotch! You've got your foot in my crotch!"
Wesley: "Heh."
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Old June 14 2013, 02:50 AM   #21
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Picard: "Oh tell me you didn't, Will... you didn't say yes to Q, did you??"
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Old June 14 2013, 06:58 AM   #22
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Alien: These crappy hand dryers are the same in every star system.
Tasha: Wipe hands on pants.




RIKER: You are the most beautiful Batman in the galaxy. You don’t know how long I’ve wanted to tell you that.
GUINAN: But Batman was afraid.
RIKER: Yes.
GUINAN: Of Batman?
RIKER: Of Batman. Of what Batman might become.
WESLEY: Uh, Batman—
RIKER: Or that you might think Batman was a line.
GUINAN: Maybe I do think Batman’s a line.
RIKER: Then you think I’m not Batman.
GUINAN: I didn’t say Batman. There’s nothing wrong with a Batman. It’s like a Batman at the door.
RIKER: Then you’re inviting Batman in.
GUINAN: I’m not sending Batman away.
RIKER: That’s more Batman than I expected.
GUINAN: Is it as much Batman as you hoped?
RIKER: To hope is to recognize the Batman. I had only the Batmobile.
GUINAN: The Batmobile can be dangerous.
RIKER: Not this Batmobile. I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the Batman and the universe worships the Dark Night.
GUINAN: Careful. Putting me on a pedestal so high, your bat signal may not be able to reach Batman.
RIKER: Then I’ll learn how to fly. You are the bulge in my tights and the bats in my cave.
WESLEY: I don’t think Batman is my style.
GUINAN: Shut up, Dick! Grayson.
[turns to RIKER]
GUINAN: Tell me more about - my Batcave.




Data: Worf, perhaps you should see the Ultraviolet scan before you enter the room.

Worf: Never show me the UV!




Picard: One day you'll be captain, Will. And on that day you will understand the choice between a weak posture and nut wedgies.
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Old June 14 2013, 06:06 PM   #23
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Tasha: Why no, I've never seen the episode of Jonathan Creek where the pervy black American pretends to be blind so he can touch up women.


Why do you ask?





Riker: I loved you in that film you did with Ted Danson.

See Wesley, the trick to pulling is to make your bullshit sound sincere.




Data: Ah, so to be funny, you have to have a ridiculous mullet?



Dorn: Hey Mr. Roddenberry, I've got some suggestions on the new script... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!


Spiner: Always knock first, you never know when Gene's doing a casting session.


Dorn: MY EYES! FETCH THE MIND BLEACH!



Picard: Will... Did Tasha do something different with her hair today?
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Old June 14 2013, 06:46 PM   #24
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REALTOR: I'm legally bound to tell you a murder happened in this apartment.

WORF: And the smell?

REALTOR: Like I said, a murder happened in this apartment.
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Old June 14 2013, 09:23 PM   #25
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Picard: Just how long is he going to milk that Klingon beauty pageant? Nobody cares if he was good-looking on Qo'nos a hundred years ago!
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Old June 14 2013, 09:54 PM   #26
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Picard: "Ensign Ro has filed a grievance against you for harassing her about her Bajoran jewelry. If I were you, I'd make sure some witnesses saw me ragging Worf's ass about that sash before the lawyers get here."
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Old June 15 2013, 07:05 AM   #27
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Picard: Capital idea, taking a page out of Mister Worf's book, Number One.
Riker: Cultural identity is the rule, sir.
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Old June 15 2013, 02:00 PM   #28
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Comedian: "Wow.. You don't even get little Johnny jokes, you really don't get humor"





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Riker:"Q?"
Picard: "Q!"
Worf: "(Censored)"
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Old June 15 2013, 03:02 PM   #29
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Yar: Damn it, Geordi, you're drunk, not Vulcan!




Wesley: I think I should leave you two alone.

Riker: Nonsense, Wesley. Now that you've seen successful flirting, you should witness what happens next, on the off chance you actually pull off the flirting!



Data: DS9 gets Vic Fontaine. We get Joe Piscopo. There truly is no justice in the universe.




Data: I am unsure of the ethical nature of this endeavor, Mr. Worf.

Worf: It is fine. Trust me, even a Klingon finds this honorable.

Data: Honor does not concern me. Committing theft, however, does.

Worf: We legally paid to reserve the room, correct?

Data: Yes. But our contract clearly outlined only use of the room and what's in the room for the night we contracted.

Worf: It's fine.

Data: I disagree, Lieutenant.

Worf: For that last time, Sir, they want you to take the towels!



Picard: Captain's Log, Supplemental. I have seem to inadvertently caught Commander Riker's eyes. He appears to believe we are engaged in a staring contest. Part of me believes I should inform him of the mistake, but a larger part of me wants to beat his ass at this contest. Besides, the Klingon seems to be refereeing and now I feel committed to the contest.

Riker: *to himself* Is the Captain checking me out?

Worf: *to himself* I wish these two would just do it and get it over with...this unresolved sexual tension is...not honorable.
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Old June 15 2013, 03:27 PM   #30
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PICARD: No.

RIKER: Come on, Worf gets to wear his silly sash!

PICARD: No
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