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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old June 6 2013, 09:47 PM   #31
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Worf: And I will call him...Mini-Worf.

Strax (thinking): I hate this guy.
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Old June 7 2013, 05:22 AM   #32
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Data: (OS) I believe this is a Physic Orb. They are capable of scanning your mind and start imitating the most annoying voice you know, Captain

The orb: *starts warbling*

Data: I believe that sounds like Wesley Crusher, Captain
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Old June 7 2013, 09:01 AM   #33
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Captain's log, supplemental: The ship's automated dandruff retrieval system has gained sentience! It is trying to communicate on a Pantene interferometric frequency! The follicles! The follicles!
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Old June 7 2013, 11:25 AM   #34
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Lady in Red:*whispers* Riker looks shorter than I thought

Lady in Grey: *whisper* Yeah. Too bad he didn't survive the D's first year out.

Lady in Red: Indeed. I'm ready to talk with the Captain. Computer...End program...
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Old June 8 2013, 02:56 AM   #35
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Picard: "Riker, what the hell is that?"
Riker: "Captain, it's the JJ-Abrams Death Star."
Picard: "No... oh, no he didn't. He couldn't! That's not a Death Star, it's bloody fairy bubble. Noooooooooo!"
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Old June 8 2013, 03:19 AM   #36
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Picard suddenly flashbacked to fourth grade and dodgeball.
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Old June 8 2013, 05:59 AM   #37
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LaForge: "Last one to the ready room has to listen to Justin Bieber 24/7 for two weeks..Puff, Puff..'".
Worf: "Filthy pahtak"





Worf: "Try and make me listen to Justin Bieber 24/7..I think not..Mr Laforge" [Exits Turbo lift stepping over Geordi's body.]
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Old June 8 2013, 06:08 AM   #38
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GEORDI: Do you think we'll become a meme, like Running Spock?
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Old June 8 2013, 08:28 PM   #39
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GEORDI: Do you think we'll become a meme, like Running Spock?
Worf: "If that happens, it'll be a good day to die!"
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Woohoo! Thanks for the win, LeadHead! I forgot how much fun these were!





"Is Will Riker gonna have to choke a bitch?"





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"Merde! It's recess at Sir Folderoy's Private School For Churlish Boys all over again! No, please no, giant Masher! Please don't take my Aggie!"




Geordi: "...and Commander, she has three boobs!"
Riker: "Really? Just three?"
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Old June 9 2013, 09:45 AM   #41
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Riker: Troi's going back to Betazed for a month and she's helping me recruit temp squeezes. You interested?

Beverly:
Oh, is it June again already?




Worf: That's it, Commander. Now we are maximizing the amount of space we take up in the corridor. Remember -
Geordi: I know! Longways and sideways!
Worf: At random speed!
Geordi: Longways and sideways!
Worf: At random speed!
Crewman: This is why I transferred off the Stargazer.




Whose idea was it to install a chimney on the enterprise, anyway?




Future Kanye Energy Sphere: I'mma let you finish, but James Kirk was the greatest Starfleet captain of all time! Of all time!




Geordi: Commander, come quick! There's an alien pouring drinks in Ten Forward!
Riker: So?
Geordi: It actually leaves you alone!
Riker: To the Batpole!
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Old June 9 2013, 09:51 AM   #42
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Riker: She said WHAT??
Geordie: Hey, Commander, I only heard this from Dr Crusher! Im sure Deanna really loves your beard!
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Old June 9 2013, 10:20 AM   #43
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(Btw this leads on from my last post)


A long argument, several tequila shots and an electric razor later
Riker: Are you HAPPY now, Deanna?
Troi: Not now, Will
Riker: Well you should be because now I've got 18 pages of crew reviews to complete with the WORST hangover-
Troi: I said not now!




Geordie: Quick, run!! Lwaxana's onboard!




All Worf needed now was a sparkly hat and some backing dancers to fulfil his dreams
Worf: Oh yeah I'm bad, so bad, come on...




Picard: Aaargh!! OK, OK, I get the idea! My head is too shiny!! Now just take this mirror away and I promise I'll wear a hat!
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Old June 9 2013, 03:18 PM   #44
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TROI (telepathically) Imzadi, you're beginning to drool.
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Old June 10 2013, 07:37 AM   #45
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Deanna: "Will, are you going to keep craning your neck like that, any time you're trying to look like you're serious?"
Will: "You got it, Deanna. And I think I'll throw in a stiff back along with that too. Maybe even stop swinging my arms. Yeah, that'll complete the look I'm going for."
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